Serious I am youngcel, how do I have sex?

[FastBananaCEO]

dickflashing accidentally as an uggo is basically a go to jail free card bro

Jfl ye

 

[NothinButAComedy]

u dont u have shit genetics and unless u can looksmaxx its over

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Sneak into a foid public restroom when nobody is in there, make sure there are no cameras to see you go in. Peak through the cracks in the stall walls until you see a hot foid walk in. You'll know what to do...

 

[FastBananaCEO]

u dont u have shit genetics and unless u can looksmaxx its over

I can only looksmaxx with surgery and cuz im a lonely depressed truecel I'll probs never have enough money

Sneak into a foid public restroom when nobody is in there, make sure there are no cameras to see you go in. Peak through the cracks in the stall walls until you see a hot foid walk in. You'll know what to do...

I don't wanna catch a case fam

 

[Sportbro]

bee yourself

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Just go out there, approach foids and be yourself!

 

[Over_this_Life]

Don't follow that bluepill bullshit. You need to do everything in your power to ascend before you reach early adulthood and it is undoubtedly over. I would offer some advice but me giving you advice on how to get laid is like asking a hobo about the housing market in the area

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Don't follow that bluepill bullshit. You need to do everything in your power to ascend before you reach early adulthood and it is undoubtedly over. I would offer some advice but me giving you advice on how to get laid is like asking a hobo about the housing market in the area

Ye

 

[Konon]

Is there a way I can trick someone into doing it with me?

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?


Cuz the only realistic way I can make someone actually want to have sex with me and enjoy it is by drugging them (which I would never do obvi)

If you around avarage attractiveness - lift at the gym, fashion maxx, confidencemaxx, careermaxx and MAYBE you can have unpaid sex some day, though your chances are slim, depending on how thirsty you'd be.

If you are below avarage attractiveness don't even try. Ldar, cope and rope.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

If you around avarage attractiveness - lift at the gym, fashion maxx, confidencemaxx, careermaxx and MAYBE you can have unpaid sex some day, though your chances are slim, depending on how thirsty you'd be.

If you are below avarage attractiveness don't even try. Ldar, cope and rope.

I am below average.

Im still at least attempting to try and careermax (for money doe not for girls) but it's fucking difficult when everyone you've ever come across has treated you like shit and you have no friends and are depressed.

I am confident under every situation I never rlly get anxious bout anything.

For fasionmaxxing I wear good clothing but make sure they are dark colours so that I don't stand out for normies to chat shit to me.

 

[happiless]

"Hi, you look sympathetic"

Works every time

 

[Shin no Shi]

Is there a way I can trick someone into doing it with me?

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?


Cuz the only realistic way I can make someone actually want to have sex with me and enjoy it is by drugging them (which I would never do obvi)

just pay a prosti unless you haven't got any where you live (doubt).

 

[Neggr]

Im asking myself that aswell, how can I get a prostitute to fuck jerking off is taking my sanity I need meat!!!

 

[Deleted member 23634]

rapemax

 

[Rambocel]

Is there a way I can trick someone into doing it with me?

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?


Cuz the only realistic way I can make someone actually want to have sex with me and enjoy it is by drugging them (which I would never do obvi)

See you in jail.

Maybe try the plastic bag over the head by surprise method. For a real treat, lace the bag with chloroform

 

[Adamhastor]

Maybe reach puberty first ?
What is it lately with preschool kids LARPing as youngcels ?

 

[D3X]

Is there a way I can trick someone into doing it with me?

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?


Cuz the only realistic way I can make someone actually want to have sex with me and enjoy it is by drugging them (which I would never do obvi)

bro all that shit can get you in the slammer, fuck that just pay a hooker or go to a brothel

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Maybe reach puberty first ?
What is it lately with preschool kids LARPing as youngcels ?

Huh?

 

[nystagmuscel]

you watch too much anime

 

[FastBananaCEO]

"Hi, you look sympathetic"

Works every time

and then she pepper sprays you

 

[Speedloader]

How to have sex as youngcel
1. Be attractive
2. Be tall

 

[FastBananaCEO]

How to have sex as youngcel
1. Be attractive
2. Be tall

i have none of those.

its over.

 

[DirtyCurryCell]

Is there a way I can trick someone into doing it with me?

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?


Cuz the only realistic way I can make someone actually want to have sex with me and enjoy it is by drugging them (which I would never do obvi)

It isn't over till it's 21. You have to gymmaxx and get a skincare regimen.

 

[To_Live_is to_Serve]

If you don't get female attention at your peak looks, escortcel or even better give up and join the community.
I should have been told this instead of thinking that confidence and flirting matters.

 

[Deleted member 24293]

Don't worry about it, you'll never have to prove yourself anyway.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Don't worry about it, you'll never have to prove yourself anyway.

wdym?

 

[Numb]

"Hi, you look sympathetic"

Works every time

Are you hispanic? That saying is usually said by them and not said in non hispanic culture

 

[arab_incel]

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

 

[FastBananaCEO]

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Don't laugh at me

 

[ionlycopenow]

Get a better personality and facial structure

 

[holyweeb]

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?

STOP. WATCHING. PORN.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

STOP. WATCHING. PORN.

sory

 

[holyweeb]

sory

you must sory

 

[FastBananaCEO]

you must sory

I am sory my bro

 

[holyweeb]

I am sory my bro

you are forgiven, my bro.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

you are forgiven, my bro.

It's ok

 

[Deleted member 19546]

Get weed or booze, go to a party or talk to girls that do, they’ll probably suck you off for some.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Get weed or booze, go to a party or talk to girls that do, they’ll probably suck you off for some.

Nah