Serious I am youngcel, how do I have sex?

[FastBananaCEO]

Is there a way I can trick someone into doing it with me?

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?


Cuz the only realistic way I can make someone actually want to have sex with me and enjoy it is by drugging them (which I would never do obvi)

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Ive never had sex b4, boyo
I guess prostitutes are the way to start

 

[FemoidsGTFO]

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?

 

[shii410]

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?

you watch too much anime

 

[FastBananaCEO]

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Jfl.

Ive never had sex b4, boyo
I guess prostitutes are the way to start

I don't think I could ever do that unless im really desperate. They'd just laugh at the sight of me and not want to have sex cuz of me face despite me paying them.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

go to a brothel

 

[FastBananaCEO]

you watch too much anime

I don't watch anime.

 

[Deleted member 24256]

LMAOOO THIS PORN COPE

The guys IK met their girls on Yubo (social media), at school and at work

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Rape or nope

 

[FastBananaCEO]

go to a brothel

What's that?

 

[NuclearCel]

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?

Fucking over for manhwa/hentai-comic copers.

 

[shii410]

I don't watch anime.

you watch too much porn

 

[Angry_runt]

Ask her this:
"If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"
Then while her excuse for a brain is trying to catch up, you can do pretty much anything you want to her.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Rape

Would never do that. Only if Rothschild let's me join his crew due to my sheer intelligence and intellect and level of conciousness closer to God energy than 99% of the world.

I'd happily be a puppet politician or whatever if they let me join Epstein's ring.

 

[Urekkim]

use tiktok or something idk. Normies love that shit nowadays

 

[Smitty]

Just go out there, approach foids and be yourself!

 

[Cuyen]

perfect place to ask

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Fucking over for manhwa/hentai-comic copers.

I don't watch anime

 

[Yerberito]

Ive never had sex b4, boyo

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Nigga read my comment

 

[FemoidsGTFO]

Rape or nope

More like rape or rope

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Just go out there, approach foids and be yourself!

Thanks! Have some gold kind strangeino!!

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?

dude are you fucking retarded?
Only Chad or prettyboy can pull that shit
face it boyo, it never began for you

 

[Gunnersup]

Go to a highschool party, alot of sex happens there

 

[FastBananaCEO]

LMAOOO THIS PORN COPE

The guys IK met their girls on Yubo (social media), at school and at work

Didn't read.

Go to a highschool party, alot of sex happens there

In the UK there not as big. You can't go to one uninvited.

dude are you fucking retarded?
Only Chad or prettyboy can pull that shit
face it boyo, it never began for you

Let me cope.

perfect place to ask

@manicel @Napoleon de Geso @rightfulcel @BrendioEEE

 

[Tenshi]

but how young?

 

[FastBananaCEO]

but how young?

13

 

[shii410]

dude are you fucking retarded?
Only Chad or prettyboy can pull that shit
face it boyo, it never began for you

if a foid walked in on an incel jacking off she'd call the cops on him for exposing himself to her tbh

 

[Smitty]

13

wow whats your discord?

 

[FastBananaCEO]

if a foid walked in on an incel jacking off she'd call the cops on him for exposing himself to her tbh

This.

wow whats your discord?

Jk. 17

 

[Tenshi]

13

are you for real?

 

[FastBananaCEO]

are you for real?

Jk. 17

 

[Personalityinkwell]

What's that?

a whorehouse

 

[FastBananaCEO]

a whorehouse

Can a truecel get laid there?

 

[Smitty]

This.

Jk. 17

 

[Stalin]

Just don't forget to take a shower.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Jk. 17

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Can a truecel get laid there?

tough to say. I've heard that sometimes hookers reject men if they're extremely ugly. I'm not sure if you're normal ugly or giga ugly. I'm pretty sure that brothel whores are less about screening clients though because you go to a brothel instead of an escort going to meet you.

 

[The Abyss]

Go to prison but it's not something you'll enjoy.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

tough to say. I've heard that sometimes hookers reject men if they're extremely ugly. I'm not sure if you're normal ugly or giga ugly. I'm pretty sure that brothel whores are less about screening clients though because you go to a brothel instead of an escort going to meet you.

If I got a prostitute I think they'd be a bit disgusted but they'd do it. 1/3 chance they reject me.

Also im young but let alone that, I look young cuz of my age (in a bad way)

Go to prison but it's not something you'll enjoy.

Not gay tho

 

[Tenshi]

Anyways, just try. Try as much as you can. Approach whenever you feel like it's worth it, go to parties, install yubo and talk to multiple girls. You have nothing to lose, remember this.

And if you get some dates, don't be afraid to lead the situation to your goal (i.e sex).

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Anyways, just try. Try as much as you can. Approach whenever you feel like it's worth it, go to parties, install yubo and talk to multiple girls. You have nothing to lose, remember this.

And if you get some dates, don't be afraid to lead the situation to your goal (i.e sex).

What is yubo?

 

[Personalityinkwell]

If I got a prostitute I think they'd be a bit disgusted but they'd do it. 1/3 chance they reject me.

Also im young but let alone that, I look young cuz of my age (in a bad way)

You're 17, but what is the law regarding hookers? do you have to be 18 to use them?

What is yubo?

tinder for JBs

 

[FastBananaCEO]

You're 17, but what is the law regarding hookers? do you have to be 18 to use them?

Dunno. I don't even know where u get them. I don't know where u get condoms. I don't even know where a nigga can buy weed.

tinder for JBs

Le edit: just looked at it. Bruh so much of Ur face and stuff is meant to b on the screen I can't use dat shit.

 

[Tenshi]

If I got a prostitute I think they'd be a bit disgusted but they'd do it. 1/3 chance they reject me.

Also im young but let alone that, I look young cuz of my age (in a bad way)

dude just calm down, these women fuck men way worse than you are and you can imagine. If anything, it's somehow pleasant to see at least a young guy once in a while.

anyway just go for the casual thing and try to get girls your age, let hookers for later.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Dunno. I don't even know where u get them. I don't know where u get condoms. I don't even know where a nigga can buy weed.

Condoms can literally be bought at a conveinence store, not hard. or you can order them online

weed you would have to find a dealer i guess

and hookers are in brothels. I believe there are brothels in the UK, although maybe they are only in London and you're not near London?

 

[Bakura806]

rope and hope you get reborn as CHAD

 

[FastBananaCEO]

dude just calm down, these women fuck men way worse than you are and you can imagine. If anything, it's somehow pleasant to see at least a young guy once in a while.

Fairs. I will research information on how to get a hooker.

anyway just go for the casual thing and try to get girls your age, let hookers for later.

I wish that was a possibility.

Condoms can literally be bought at a conveinence store, not hard. or you can order them online

weed you would have to find a dealer i guess

and hookers are in brothels. I believe there are brothels in the UK, although maybe they are only in London and you're not near London?

I live near London there should be brothels where I live however im still confused as to what one is.

Ye I guess ima rlly have to buy a condom. It will be so fucking awkward. Person behind the counter will probs be laughin to thyself he wouldn't believe that im able to have sex.

 

[Tenshi]

you gotta try boyo, even chad has to make a move sometimes.

as for the hooker thing, idk how things are in the uk but here usually brothels are kinda low tier places. They're cheaper but the quality is not so great, also they may ask for your ID and not let you in if you're underage. I think escorts are a better option, but you have to confirm this with a british escortcel here. But like I said, you should try "civilian" girls first.

 

[kinggGoblin]

Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?

dickflashing accidentally as an uggo is basically a go to jail free card bro