I am not playing Mario soy wonder

[HO-TEP HONKLER]

> Game looks like a mess of colour and random shapes, LCD patterns and affects

> Obnoxious sound effects and music

> Just another mario game with new soy gimmicks

> Level design is probably shit

> The game is probably short and easy, but a shitty collect'a'thon and a time consuming misery to 100% (at least I have that feeling about the game, I don't actually know for sure)

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Nobody cares bitch

 

[deleted fren]

It is short and easy. It's like 5 hours. Shorter and easier than any New Super Mario Bros game. Mario sucks now.

 

[HO-TEP HONKLER]

It is short and easy. It's like 5 hours. Shorter and easier than any New Super Mario Bros game. Mario sucks now.

Soynic Superstars is even fucking shorter, like 3 hours tops

 

[deleted fren]

Soynic Superstars is even fucking shorter, like 3 hours tops

Sonic has been shitty for years. Judging Mario by Sonic's standards is an insult to Mario.

 

[HO-TEP HONKLER]

Sonic has been shitty for years. Judging Mario by Sonic's standards is an insult to Mario.

Soynic Soyper Stars is actually a major improvement from the past few games

 

[Rick prime]

Shut THE FUCK UP AND FUCK YOUR PONIES