Venting I always wish bad things upon former crushes

[Ellsworth]

I’m certainly not the “bigger person” as the normies call it. I wish nothing but I’ll will toward my former crushes and especially toward their spouses or boyfriends.

I wish shit like voo doo and curses were real so I could cast spells upon them.

 

[tehgymcel420]

I wish shit like voo doo and curses were real so I could cast spells upon them.

tfw you can't punish normies and females with magic because magic isn't real.

 

[Master’s Apprentice]

Why wish to cast spells on them when you could instead wish for them to go on a trip to Yosemite National Park? Heh, heh.

That is after all apparently the park that has had the most Missing 411 cases happen in it according to David Paulides.

 

[Ellsworth]

tfw you can't punish normies and females with magic because magic isn't real.

No kidding. To make it worse it seems like everything good happens to them. Get great jobs, marry Chad with a great job, have kids, and so on.

 

[Monk of Failure]

Having crushes is cuckoldry.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

I wonder why people think incel are deranged losers who want people who have sex to die.

Oh right, threads like this. Keep your unironic cringe and edginess away from tarnishing our image ever further, it’s already at the bottom of the barrel.

 

[Ellsworth]

I wonder why people think incel are deranged losers who want people who have sex to die.

Oh right, threads like this. Keep your unironic cringe and edginess away from tarnishing our image ever further, it’s already at the bottom of the barrel.

Where is anything in this thread edgey?

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

I hate my former crushes and I hate their bfs even more for experiencing what I can never have

 

[Ned Flanders]

I wonder why people think incel are deranged losers who want people who have sex to die.

Oh right, threads like this. Keep your unironic cringe and edginess away from tarnishing our image ever further, it’s already at the bottom of the barrel.

sound like a typical whiteknight

 

[Beaverino]

can't punish normies and females with magic because magic isn't real.

Magicmaxxing when?

 

[Ned Flanders]

your crushes live rent free in your head and will only fuck up your mental health

 

[ObitoCel]

My crush is getting pumped and dumped by Chang JFL

 

[Ned Flanders]

while incels have crushes, their crushes get abused by Chad and foids enjoy it.

only chads can crush their crushes