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LifeFuel [HYPOTHETICAL] .is is having an irl party, what would you be doing at the party?

ChudCrusader

ChudCrusader

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I'd probably get blackout drunk on vodka and energy drinks and start a drunken fight in the pit with @Lilwonkycliffy53 for spreading fakecel accusations about me :feelskek:
 
Whole lot of drugs.
 
 
I'd be in the corner, channeling my inner nigger. All of a sudden, Master gives me barbiturates. I overdose on them and start going insane and trash the place. I leave the party while high as shit, hop in my car with my penis out and start penis jousting random foids while driving.
 
I'd get drunk with the historycels like @DarkStar and discuss politics/history.
 
Sell Drugs & Gamble
 
I'd probably get blackout drunk on vodka and energy drinks and start a drunken fight in the pit with @Lilwonkycliffy53 for spreading fakecel accusations about me :feelskek:
Arguing about politics/history or philosophy.
 
I'd troll the fuck out of UKcels and their accents like @Chirag gupta :feelshaha:
 
I'd probably get blackout drunk on vodka and energy drinks and start a drunken fight in the pit with @Lilwonkycliffy53 for spreading fakecel accusations about me :feelskek:
Would be cool
 
What a pointless thread
 
Genuinely would be the greatest night ever. Everyone here drunk as fuck and just vibing :feelsautistic:
You wouldn't understand a word of what I say but still.
 
Would not attend.
 
That’s cool I’d never want to meet a single user here irl to begin with

from a worthless user too
Angry dog

Angry ass nigger, cry harder oldfag :feelskek:
 
I'd get drunk with the historycels like @DarkStar and discuss politics/history.
I'd quietly listen to discussions like that while drinking whatever drink I'd be offered there.
 
Probably just stand awkwardly in a corner whilst sipping on a Dr Pepper
 
educational beat up on poopskin cels
 
I'd get personality mogged by NT niggas and browse .is on my phone the whole time.
 
drugs and booze until i pass out
 
Nothinf because I wouldn't go
 
Realistically I would do many futile attempts at jestermaxxing. Then I would go home and want to shoot myself in the head over the embarrassment.
 
I'd be in the corner, channeling my inner nigger. All of a sudden, Master gives me barbiturates. I overdose on them and start going insane and trash the place. I leave the party while high as shit, hop in my car with my penis out and start penis jousting random foids while driving.
 
We need to tell the fakecels to bring some foids in for some entertainment :feelsLSD::feelsLightsaber:
 
Unironically nothing, I don't think I would like parties, so I probably wouldn't attend. I wouldn't mind attending an incel meet-up, though.
 
Doing what i am doing rn. Rotting at home.
 
I don’t think I would get along with anybody, I’d probably be sitting alone in the corner awkwardly with some beer and food.

I’d leave after about an hour or so
 
The feeling when you realise you would still be unpopular even amongst a group of other incels
 
Go to the toilet.
 
take over the world with my brocels :heart:
 
Realistically I would do many futile attempts at jestermaxxing. Then I would go home and want to shoot myself in the head over the embarrassment.
 
Most likely I wouldn't attend for itd be my first party, but probably chill with @Caichan and @BlackLowLtn
 
Most likely I wouldn't attend for itd be my first party, but probably chill with @Caichan and @BlackLowLtn
Im not attending no fed crackdown either
 
sex with female or leave
 

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