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Discussion How would you divide 9 inches between increasing your height, penis length, and girth?

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Hypothetical question for everyone. Let’s say you magically get 9 inches that you can distribute however you want between your height, penis length, and penis girth. You can split it up any way you want, as long as the total added is 9 inches. How would you allocate it, and why? Feel free to explain your reasoning!

I would do height +5.5, dick +2, girth +1.5
 
Height +7.5, dick +1, girth +0.5
 
Interesting first post
 
height 7 pp length 2 my chode needs no more girth
 
4.5 go to penis length and 4.5 go to penis girth.

Penispill is the hardest pill to swallow.
 
Add size to dick
Pornmaxx
profit
 
I would add all inches to my height
 
7 inches to my height
1. 5 inches to my dick’s length
0.5 of an inch to my dick’s girth
 
4 inches to my height so i become 6'2 barefoot (yes im not short im like 5'10 never claimed i was short either but im from the netherlands where my height is below average) then 3 inches to my penis length and like 1.5 to my girth. life would be amazing then only would need like a jaw surgery and i would be good
 
4 inches to my height so i become 6'2 barefoot (yes im not short im like 5'10 never claimed i was short either but im from the netherlands where my height is below average) then 3 inches to my penis length and like 1.5 to my girth. life would be amazing then only would need like a jaw surgery and i would be good
i would start thirst trapping with my big pp all over social media and get hella women in my dm creaming for it would be such a confidence booster
 
i would start thirst trapping with my big pp all over social media and get hella women in my dm creaming for it would be such a confidence booster
@LastGerman you would do the same right i know you and me are on the same wavelength about this
 
Hypothetical question for everyone. Let’s say you magically get 9 inches that you can distribute however you want between your height, penis length, and penis girth. You can split it up any way you want, as long as the total added is 9 inches. How would you allocate it, and why? Feel free to explain your reasoning!

I would do height +5.5, dick +2, girth +1.5
I wrote a little song about my big cock...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0
 
6 inches to height, 2 inches to penis length and 1 inch to girth
 
+9 inches to penis length and pornstarmaxx.
 
2 inches to cock (hence cock size goes from 6 to 8), 5 inches to height (hence I can become a 6'4 heightmogger) and rest can go to girth.
 
Hypothetical question for everyone. Let’s say you magically get 9 inches that you can distribute however you want between your height, penis length, and penis girth. You can split it up any way you want, as long as the total added is 9 inches. How would you allocate it, and why? Feel free to explain your reasoning!

I would do height +5.5, dick +2, girth +1.5
4.5 inches for height, 3 for lenght and 1.5 for girth
 
4.5 go to penis length and 4.5 go to penis girth.

Penispill is the hardest pill to swallow.

i would start thirst trapping with my big pp all over social media and get hella women in my dm creaming for it would be such a confidence booster

@LastGerman you would do the same right i know you and me are on the same wavelength about this

I would enhance my penis. I would add 5 inches to lenght and 2 inches to girth. Then I would use 1 inch to make my penis to straigthen it. Then I would use the other 1 inch to make my penis look better. With that, I have a perfect penis.
 
3.5 inches to length 1.5 inches to girth and the rest go to height
 
333 length girth and height
 
5 inches to height 3 to penis and one to girth
 
all 9 inches to girth. I dont plan (against my will) on having sex soon, so its not like it matters if its too big...
 
Height 4 inches, length 3 inches, and girth 2 inches.
 
I would enhance my penis. I would add 5 inches to lenght and 2 inches to girth. Then I would use 1 inch to make my penis to straigthen it. Then I would use the other 1 inch to make my penis look better. With that, I have a perfect penis.
I fucking cant handle this why am i cursed with this shit holy fuck dogshit life. Why me. How is there no way to increase my fucking dick size in 2025
 
I fucking cant handle this why am i cursed with this shit holy fuck dogshit life. Why me. How is there no way to increase my fucking dick size in 2025

People do not take this too seriously, for some reason. Yet I do think, this is one of the greatest issue. This should be addressed even worldwide by all governments. Nobody is doing anything. Nobody seems to care. Everybody just is quite about it. But at the same time, everyone hates small penises. Females shame small penises. No man wants to have a small penis. Then there are so many people gaslighting about it. I am disgusted by my own small penis. I hate it. And I ask myself, why do I have to have a small penis? Why? There is no reason to have a small penis. It seems like some sort of cruel joke created by this existence. I ask myself, why is not there any sort of way to get a big penis? I think, that there is some conspiracy behind of that. I think, this is by design. This is on purpose.
 
I'll take a 15.3 inch dick and go into freak porn.
 
However many cm it takes to fix my face bones then the rest on height, i'm mid-manlet height and an extra 8" height plus a normal face would have probably kept me from being a social retard

I don't care about my dick, if I actually get to take it out then I've won as far as I'm concerned
 
5 inches to dick, 2 inches to girth, 2 inches to height to become 6 ft
 
3 height, 3 penal length, 3 penal girth
 
9 is kinda generous for this question idk how you stay an incel after the upgrades
 
6 for height, 1.5 for penis length, 1.5 for girth.
 
Oh for me it's almost all dickpill. I have a tiny dick. American standards I truly am I shrimp dick. I'm 6"1' with a 4 incher....Do you know how pathetic that is on a tall athletic body. A 4 inch dick. Hookers have laughed at me. So...I'd give 2 inch to my height. Why not. Then I'd give a whopping 6 inches in length to my cock. Now I'm truly packing a womb raider of a cock. 1 inch to girth. It's length that matters. You need reach to hit the bitches cervix and A-spot and bust hot loads right up in her womb. Length is what matters most in the dick game.
 

between increasing your height, penis length, and girth​

6, 1, and 2.
 
Height +3, Penis Length +4, Girth + 2
 
5.12 to height, 2.31 to penis lenght, 1.57 to penis girth
 
All to girth baby
 
I'd divide them evenly and not even bother trying to get a date cuz I still probably won't.
 
4 inches to height, 3 inches to dick length and 2 inches to dick girth. I would than be 6'2 and have an erect PP of 8 inches length and 6 inch girth.
 
But even after the upgrades in height, dick length and girth i would still be an incel i think due to my 4/10 face.
 

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