Serious How to end my suffering?

[forever_alone1111]

I hate my life so fucking much. Not sure if this gets me banned but i dont care at this point anymore.

-Roping seems complicated and could go wrong.

-Buying a gun is troublesome in my country, not impossible tho. Illegal ones are hard for me to get. Legal one takes a year to buy one.

-Jumping infront of a train seems to be the way to go. Maybe high on something, any suggestions? I know a foid selling "h" and weed is that any good for something like that? Is laying on the trails saver, then jumping head first? How should i lay? Is beheading the way to go or headmushing?

-Jumping down a bridge scares me, also i never leave house that far. I wouldnt know where one is.

-Exitbagging is intersting any information on that one? How safe is it, wouldnt i rip the back away with may brain been already damaged but not dead?

Any other solution a 5 year old could pull off? No electrocutting, fire stuff.
Iam not masochistic, must be painless and quick too

thanks in advance buddy boyos. i cant handle it anymore...

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Y are u suffering. What are Ur problemos

 

[DirtyCurryCell]

Any other solution a 5 year old could pull off?

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[Animecel2D]

It is over.

 

[wereqryan]

I recommend carbon monoxide.

 

[rope2cope]

Exit bag.

 

[Ping And Pong]

You only get to live once, better to wait for AI waifu bot to be developed that can perfectly replicate a loving woman.

 

[_wifebeater_]

H overdose is probably comfy.

 

[forever_alone1111]

Y are u suffering. What are Ur problemos

Dont even know where to start. Iam 32ye old, no friends, feeling alone and depressed since birth, sub5, khhv, stuttercel. Gymmaxxed the best i could but iam soy as well. So its over. People treated me like shit all my life, quited my job last month and running out of cash and options. Will be living in a cardboardbox soon. Dont qualify for NEET. No help with that stuff from anyone. Parents dont give a damn, mother is a narc and my dad an obedient slave to her.
Before i got blackpilled i simped hard for that foid "friend", my brain wont stop thinking of her. Even tho i hate myself for it. I know its cucked but what can i do? This goes on for to long. I hope some of her chad's has HIV.

 

[Mainländer]

Copemaxxing is the only way.

 

[ADepressedVirgin]

Y are u suffering. What are Ur problemos

isnt this pretty fucking obvious

 

[FastBananaCEO]

isnt this pretty fucking obvious

I would like to know specifics

 

[MaxZM98]

jumping off a high building is pretty failsafe. dont jump infront of a train, i hear that is very painful. chances are you wont die on impact, and will get dragged under the train while still conscious, as your limbs are torn off...not a nice way to go.

dont jump of a bridge either (above water). there is a high chance that you wont die on impact, and will end up drowning with multiple broken bones.


if you can find a high building to jump off, it should be pretty quick and painless. it's scary but only for a few seconds and then BAM it's over.

you could also shoot yourself in the head if you have a good gun

 

[FastBananaCEO]

1. Dont even know where to start. Iam 32ye old, no friends, feeling alone and depressed since birth, sub5, khhv, stuttercel.

2. Gymmaxxed the best i could but iam soy as well. So its over.

3. People treated me like shit all my life,

4. quited my job last month and running out of cash and options. Will be living in a cardboardbox soon. Dont qualify for NEET.

5. Before i got blackpilled i simped hard for that foid "friend", my brain wont stop thinking of her. Even tho i hate myself for it. I know its cucked but what can i do? This goes on for to long. I hope some of her chad's has HIV.

1. Over. Nothin u can do about that.

2. It is indeed over

3. Same

4. If you're on the verge of being homeless surely you should be able to qualify for neet. Maybe ask other neetcels around here on how they got theirs to help you.

5. Personally I don't understand how u can have oneitis once Ur blackpilled. I had one when I was bluepilled but as soon as I became blackpilled it went away straight away so I dunno how u can still have it imo.

 

[Firefly]

Don't do it OP that's what they want you to do don't let them win

 

[The Cagot]

jumping off a high building is pretty failsafe. dont jump infront of a train, i hear that is very painful. chances are you wont die on impact, and will get dragged under the train while still conscious, as your limbs are torn off...not a nice way to go.

dont jump of a bridge either (above water). there is a high chance that you wont die on impact, and will end up drowning with multiple broken bones.


if you can find a high building to jump off, it should be pretty quick and painless. it's scary but only for a few seconds and then BAM it's over.

you could also shoot yourself in the head if you have a good gun

If you wanna know the best jump spots in your area, you can simply look at basejumpers websites.
I agree about the high-building jump. Not the normal or low building, I'm talking about Manhattan-styled ones. You have 0 chances to survive this, excepted if Superman exists.

About bridges, it only depends of the height of the bridge ; falling in the water under a very high brick, you'll hit the water as if it was concrete (because the water
molecules don't have enough time to separate if you fall at full speed (full speed for human bodies is 120 mph, even if you jump from a plane, due to the body resistance with the air). There are also plenty of bridges without any water under, or a mere trickle of water. Minimum heigh for the bridge must be 130 feet.

About trains, most of them brake if possible when they see a guy on the tracks, so it's often random. However, in France, like in Japan and China, we have TGV (high-speed trains). They go at 200 mph. It's not rare that a suicidal guy is hit by these trains, but these trains can't brake quickly, they need 2 miles to stop. Never heard of a guy surviving this. At 200 mph, your body desmolishes the front of the train and becomes like a mosquito on a trucker's windshield. The body parts are then gathered by rescue teams or police offficers, spread on half a mile. Only genetic tests allow to determine who was the guy. Sometimes, nobody knows who it was.

For historical reasons, such a high-speed train system doesn't really exists in the US, due to too many companies unable to cooperate to build such a project + the massive use of planes.

The only rule about jumping is that you must be 100% sure that you will jump before starting the process. Because people will try to stop or dissuade you, and you'll be sent by force to a mental hospital for months and a ton of pills.

Personnally I have chosen a rather small 330 feet bridge near the place where I live. I know exactly what to do when I'll get bored of being alive. All the other ways to do it have too many risks of surviving severely disabled. When you hit the ground, you just feel nothing. Only the fall is stressful, but it's not very long and you can close your eyes during the fall.

Try not to fall on a squirrel, those cute creatures don't deserve it.

 

[forever_alone1111]

4. If you're on the verge of being homeless surely you should be able to qualify for neet. Maybe ask other neetcels around here on how they got theirs to help you.

5. Personally I don't understand how u can have oneitis once Ur blackpilled. I had one when I was bluepilled but as soon as I became blackpilled it went away straight away so I dunno how u can still have it imo.

Thanks for your reply Sir

4. will do that, never been a NEET so i dont know the ins and out of that system yet. But am learning.

5. I dont understand aswell, it woulndt happen ever again with any other foid. Iam sure of that.
But i have a very specific type of foid iam into that is so rare its unlikly to find more like her.

 

[muharremabi]

Take sleeping pills and give yourself to the sea

 

[Incline]

best way is to rent a car or find any other enclosed space take shittons of sleeping pills and then poison yourself with co2 or other gas and you'll die in your sleep. That's how I am going out since it's cheap and effective.

Bu don't rope boyo. You must looksmaxx first and exhaust all your options. Are u white? Try SEAmaxxing before u rope like me.

 

[nystagmuscel]

Stand up in the middle of the track. Facing away from the train. Head tilted back slightly.

 

[Justice Bao]

go for rope, its the most simple for of suicide. if something goes wrong try again or chances are nobody will notice.

 

[The Cagot]

You can also go in the middlle of one of those BLM events, and shout your hate for inferior races. You'll die very quickly.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Jumping in from a train while high doesn’t seem like a bad option

 

[stravinsky]

Overdose while on a inflatable raft out at sea, just before you nod off puncture it with a needle.

 

[boogeyman]

Just cut the veins on your wrists with a knife and let yourself bleed out to death. Not the quickest or painless way but less violent than others.

If you put the hands into a container filled with warm water it will be less painful. I guess at least, tbh idk why people in movies do this. You will not get the room dirty anyway.

 

[micropenis29]

Every suicide method could go horribly wrong. That's one of the problems with suicide.

 

[Shin no Shi]

I hate my life so fucking much. Not sure if this gets me banned but i dont care at this point anymore.

-Roping seems complicated and could go wrong.

-Buying a gun is troublesome in my country, not impossible tho. Illegal ones are hard for me to get. Legal one takes a year to buy one.

-Jumping infront of a train seems to be the way to go. Maybe high on something, any suggestions? I know a foid selling "h" and weed is that any good for something like that? Is laying on the trails saver, then jumping head first? How should i lay? Is beheading the way to go or headmushing?

-Jumping down a bridge scares me, also i never leave house that far. I wouldnt know where one is.

-Exitbagging is intersting any information on that one? How safe is it, wouldnt i rip the back away with may brain been already damaged but not dead?

Any other solution a 5 year old could pull off? No electrocutting, fire stuff.
Iam not masochistic, must be painless and quick too View attachment 336041

thanks in advance buddy boyos. i cant handle it anymore...

You’re here forever, so when you meet big G just hope it doesn’t deposit you in another incel body

 

[dawoud]

have u thought of poisining ur self ? but me as a muslim i believe suicide will lead straight to hell so if ur open to suggestions i suggest that u get ur self killed in any way possible not kill ur self

 

[Deleted member 29115]

If you are truecel, engineermaxx and design yourself catgirl foid