Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Serious How often do you poop?

Poop frequency

  • More than 3 times a day (aka IBScel)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • thrice a day

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • twice a day

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • once a day

    Votes: 8 57.1%
  • every other day

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • 3 times a week

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • less than thrice a week (aka ConstipationCel)

    Votes: 1 7.1%

  • Total voters
    14
WastedPotential

WastedPotential

El indio, but uglier and manlet
★★★★★
Joined
Jul 18, 2025
Posts
7,751
Online time
1d 10h
Normal poop frequency is between 3 times a day and 3 times a week.

Now I don't mean to brag but I myself am blessed with only having to poop around 2 to 3 times a week. Although that comes at the cost of having a very hairy and itchy asshole. I wipe thoroughly however, but apparently rarely enough. Which is why I plan to install a bidet on the toilet once i have enough money for it.
 
Either once or twice a day
 
Either once or twice a day
damn.. I'm so used to pooping only a few times a week my whole life that pooping more than that sounds so foreign to me..
The reason I made this thread is because I learned most people do indeed have to poop once a day and that's insane to me.
 
damn.. I'm so used to pooping only a few times a week my whole life that pooping more than that sounds so foreign to me..
The reason I made this thread is because I learned most people do indeed have to poop once a day and that's insane to me.
What’s your diet like? You got any gut problems?
 
Install a japanese toilet, it's simply superior.
 
Yesterday I had too much dairy and I ended up shitting acid. God I hated it
 
Normal poop frequency is between 3 times a day and 3 times a week.

Now I don't mean to brag but I myself am blessed with only having to poop around 2 to 3 times a week. Although that comes at the cost of having a very hairy and itchy asshole. I wipe thoroughly however, but apparently rarely enough. Which is why I plan to install a bidet on the toilet once i have enough money for it.
poopcels mog me
 
Interesting, I thought every other day was normal. Or at least not more than 1x per day.
 
i dont know why but i only shit like once a week and i eat a fair amount
 
What’s your diet like? You got any gut problems?
Now that you mention it, i don't eat a lot. But I eat mostly goyslop.

in no particular order and obviously not all in one day:

juice, yogurt, chocolate milk, cookies, candy, chips, water, bread with eggs, or peanut butter or chees, rice, potatoes, meat, pizza, frenh fries.
 
Normal poop frequency is between 3 times a day and 3 times a week.

Now I don't mean to brag but I myself am blessed with only having to poop around 2 to 3 times a week. Although that comes at the cost of having a very hairy and itchy asshole. I wipe thoroughly however, but apparently rarely enough. Which is why I plan to install a bidet on the toilet once i have enough money for it.
Every other day
 

Similar threads

Mango
Replies
9
Views
3K
Give Up
Give Up
turbocuckcel_7000
Replies
3
Views
3K
cathuluelitist
cathuluelitist
RevIncel
Replies
47
Views
1K
Xul
Xul
oraora_man
Replies
7
Views
708
yakusai
yakusai
M
Replies
33
Views
2K
necromanticStygian
necromanticStygian

Users who are viewing this thread

  • Rapistcel
shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top
×
Sponsored
Stake.us
America's #1 Social Casino
Slots, Poker & More
Join Now →