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Experiment How long would it take for a chad to kill you in a fistfight?

Time (Seconds)

  • 0:30

    Votes: 11 35.5%
  • 1:00

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • 2:00

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • 5:00

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • 10:00

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • >15:00

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • Chad wouldn't beat me / I'm a gymcel / I'm a Black Beltcel

    Votes: 13 41.9%

  • Total voters
    31
Ritalincel

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Hypothetical Situation: You've just pissed off a chad (by looking at his ONS for 1 second) and now he's drunkenly lumbering towards you for a fight. You're cornered, have no weapons and no choice but to defend yourself.
 
Fistfight? Chad's facial bones will tear you apart
 
not even a second i'm 5'4 and a curry he would just flick me with his fingers away
 
depends on the person you're fighting i'm pretty experienced with fighting because of highschool
 
I'm actually good at fighting. As long as he ain't a lot heavier, I put my bet on me.
 
I would pound the shit out of that drunken fuck, smash his face with a beer bottle, and choke him out. Drunk people can't fight.
 
I would pound the shit out of him, smash his face with a beer bottle, and choke him out.
Me too. The years of suffering he put me through will make me find a way to defeat him.
 
ive only just started gymcelling, still quite out of shape (90ish kilos) and sucked ass at martial arts, chad could probably kill me by punching the air kek
 
ive only just started gymcelling, still quite out of shape (90ish kilos) and sucked ass at martial arts, chad could probably kill me by punching the air kek
Lmao you're such a beta cuck. :feelsgah::feelsgah:
 
I ain’t no chad, but not fat either. Combine this with mental instability and anger issues, and I might last 10-15 minutes. However, any longer and I’d have to run away.
 
I would pound the shit out of that drunken fuck, smash his face with a beer bottle, and choke him out. Drunk people can't fight.

Preach, bro.
 
pretty sure a random girl on the street could beat me let alone chad lmao
 
Depends on how drunk he is, if he's having trouble walking i might have a chance but if he is still decently aware,he could still beat me up.

If he's drunk it could be worse for me,he might have no restraint and cripple me.
 
chad cant compete against tard strength and incel rage
 
chad cant compete against tard strength and incel rage

Cope. Chad has tard strength and an uncontrollable urge to maim after he's downed a pint of vodka.
 

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