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How I would raise my son if I ever have one

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Pregnancy: I would force my wife to eat a high-protein, slop free diet and exercise regularly. I would also try to increase her testosterone levels naturally. High prenatal testosterone levels = mogger bones and prominent brown ridges, among other things.

Infancy (0-1): Make sure my child is constantly breastfed to ensure proper nutrition and facial development. Thumb sucking and pacifiers are prohibited.

Toddler age (1-3): Once the teeth have developed, I would immediately start feeding him high protein foods and force him to chew hard foods constantly. I would put a palate expander on him and force him to have proper tongue posture 24/7. Any mouth breathing is severely punished. Electronics and processed foods are strictly forbidden. I would also start mentally stimulating him and giving him mental challenges to maximize his potential IQ.

Preschool (3-4): More of the same, only on a more extreme level. I would start by training his body physically and further stimulating him mentally by homeschooling him early and teaching him math as early as possible. I would make sure his math skills were several deviations above average by the time he started kindergarten. I would also teach him chess at this time.

School age (5-12 years): At this point, he will be chewing arabica gum almost around the clock and constantly exercising and doing calisthenics under my supervision. He is banned from using electronic devices and his daily routine consists almost entirely of physical and mental challenges. I would beat him and instill Spartan discipline in my child. If he grows up to hate me, fine, it's for his own good. If he grows up to be a sociopath, fine, that will make him even more successful. Every day would be a struggle for my son to improve his bones, muscles and mental abilities.

Adolescence (12-18): I would introduce him to weight training and also lecture him about politics and the world in general. I would tell him that life is all about looks and that most people are NPCs who know nothing and are worthless. I'd tell him about the true nature of women and let him know that everything I've done for him since he was born has been for the best. By 15 he will have very high T levels and be stronger than the average adult male.


Adulthood (18+) : By this point he should be mogger and at this genetic peak.
 
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Pregnancy: I would force my wife to eat a high-protein, slop diet and exercise regularly. I would also try to increase her testosterone levels naturally. High prenatal testosterone levels = mogger bones and prominent brown ridges, among other things.

Infancy (0-1): Make sure my child is constantly breastfed to ensure proper nutrition and facial development. Thumb sucking and pacifiers are prohibited.

Toddler age (1-3): Once the teeth have developed, I would immediately start feeding him high protein foods and force him to chew hard foods constantly. I would put a palate expander on him and force him to have proper tongue 24/7. Any mouth breathing is severely punished. Electronics and processed foods are strictly forbidden. I would also start mentally stimulating him and giving him mental challenges to maximize his potential IQ.

Preschool (3-4): More of the same, only on a more extreme level. I would start by training his body physically and further stimulating him mentally by homeschooling him early and teaching him math as early as possible. I would make sure his math skills were several deviations above average by the time he started kindergarten. I would also teach him chess at this time.

School age (5-12 years): At this point, he will be chewing arabica gum almost around the clock and constantly exercising and doing calisthenics under my supervision. He is banned from using electronic devices and his daily routine consists almost entirely of physical and mental challenges. I would beat him and instill Spartan discipline in my child. If he grows up to hate me, fine, it's for his own good. If he grows up to be a sociopath, fine, that will make him even more successful. Every day would be a struggle for my son to improve his bones, muscles and mental abilities.

Adolescence (12-18): I would introduce him to weight training and also lecture him about politics and the world in general. I would tell him that life is all about looks and that most people are NPCs who know nothing and are worthless. I'd tell him about the true nature of women and let him know that everything I've done for him since he was born has been for the best. By 15 he will have very high T levels and be stronger than the average adult male.


Adulthood (18+) : By this point he should be mogger and at this genetic peak.
 
Pregnancy: By this point he should be mogger and at this genetic peak.
 
Pregnancy: I would force my wife to eat a high-protein, slop diet and exercise regularly. I would also try to increase her testosterone levels naturally. High prenatal testosterone levels = mogger bones and prominent brown ridges, among other things.

Infancy (0-1): Make sure my child is constantly breastfed to ensure proper nutrition and facial development. Thumb sucking and pacifiers are prohibited.

Toddler age (1-3): Once the teeth have developed, I would immediately start feeding him high protein foods and force him to chew hard foods constantly. I would put a palate expander on him and force him to have proper tongue 24/7. Any mouth breathing is severely punished. Electronics and processed foods are strictly forbidden. I would also start mentally stimulating him and giving him mental challenges to maximize his potential IQ.

Preschool (3-4): More of the same, only on a more extreme level. I would start by training his body physically and further stimulating him mentally by homeschooling him early and teaching him math as early as possible. I would make sure his math skills were several deviations above average by the time he started kindergarten. I would also teach him chess at this time.

School age (5-12 years): At this point, he will be chewing arabica gum almost around the clock and constantly exercising and doing calisthenics under my supervision. He is banned from using electronic devices and his daily routine consists almost entirely of physical and mental challenges. I would beat him and instill Spartan discipline in my child. If he grows up to hate me, fine, it's for his own good. If he grows up to be a sociopath, fine, that will make him even more successful. Every day would be a struggle for my son to improve his bones, muscles and mental abilities.

Adolescence (12-18): I would introduce him to weight training and also lecture him about politics and the world in general. I would tell him that life is all about looks and that most people are NPCs who know nothing and are worthless. I'd tell him about the true nature of women and let him know that everything I've done for him since he was born has been for the best. By 15 he will have very high T levels and be stronger than the average adult male.


Adulthood (18+) : By this point he should be mogger and at this genetic peak.
Wouldn't be at this "genetic" peak, so much more you can do, alot of what you're doing can even backfire
 
Pregnancy: I would force my wife to eat a high-protein, slop diet and exercise regularly. I would also try to increase her testosterone levels naturally. High prenatal testosterone levels = mogger bones and prominent brown ridges, among other things.

Infancy (0-1): Make sure my child is constantly breastfed to ensure proper nutrition and facial development. Thumb sucking and pacifiers are prohibited.

Toddler age (1-3): Once the teeth have developed, I would immediately start feeding him high protein foods and force him to chew hard foods constantly. I would put a palate expander on him and force him to have proper tongue posture 24/7. Any mouth breathing is severely punished. Electronics and processed foods are strictly forbidden. I would also start mentally stimulating him and giving him mental challenges to maximize his potential IQ.

Preschool (3-4): More of the same, only on a more extreme level. I would start by training his body physically and further stimulating him mentally by homeschooling him early and teaching him math as early as possible. I would make sure his math skills were several deviations above average by the time he started kindergarten. I would also teach him chess at this time.

School age (5-12 years): At this point, he will be chewing arabica gum almost around the clock and constantly exercising and doing calisthenics under my supervision. He is banned from using electronic devices and his daily routine consists almost entirely of physical and mental challenges. I would beat him and instill Spartan discipline in my child. If he grows up to hate me, fine, it's for his own good. If he grows up to be a sociopath, fine, that will make him even more successful. Every day would be a struggle for my son to improve his bones, muscles and mental abilities.

Adolescence (12-18): I would introduce him to weight training and also lecture him about politics and the world in general. I would tell him that life is all about looks and that most people are NPCs who know nothing and are worthless. I'd tell him about the true nature of women and let him know that everything I've done for him since he was born has been for the best. By 15 he will have very high T levels and be stronger than the average adult male.


Adulthood (18+) : By this point he should be mogger and at this genetic peak.
I wouldn't let my son to go to the school or receive education, if he has my same looks he would be extremely bullied so homeschool would be the best for him.
 
I wouldn't let my son to go to the school or receive education, if he has my same looks he would be extremely bullied so homeschool would be the best for him.
I wouldn’t send him to school either to be indoctrinated by zogbot teachers
 
This sounds good in theory but when was the last time you were with a 3 year old for more than a day
 
Retarded method, your kid's cortisol levels should be as low as possible throughout childhood. You should make your kid a high IQ well socialized spoiled jock, not some neurotic autist.
 
You first of all gotta have optimal health, cleanse the body etc, both you and your wife, then conceive a child, after that especially the first month your wife should be eating very high amounts of raw liver for things like proper retinolic acid signaling and epigenetic modulation (so he doesn't get these "bad" genes), also zero stress, all her cravings met, alot of raw sea food too and raw brain, raw dairy too if she craves that , then have a natural birth at home, continue feeding your wife super well so the milk is optimal, never force your son to eat anything he doesn't like, start with raw marrow and yolk, then organs and meats, should grow im a zero stress environment, never be detached from you and your wife, especially if he doesn't want to, zero vaccines, zero medication, should be raised in an area with cleaner air and good sunshine, for growth also you can do raw unfrozen colostrum with raw unfrozen royal jelly, for iq raw liver and raw brain would make his iq well above average, there also some other stuff for bone growth and growth plate ossification delayment and thing such incase i wanted him with more bones and taller
 
Retarded method, your kid's cortisol levels should be as low as possible throughout childhood. You should make your kid a high IQ well socialized spoiled jock, not some neurotic autist.
how badly does cortisol in childhood fuck you up
 
What he really needs
Age 6: HGH & IGF-1 injections begin, daily limb-lengthening stretches, high-protein diet, zero sugar-height gains start now.

Age 7: Jaw expander installed, strict mewing practice, full spinal decompression routine, sprinting for natural HGH spikes.

Age 8: Tibial traction exercises, vitamin D+ K2 megadosing for bone density, daily hanging for max height potential.

Age 9: Epiphyseal plate monitoring, orthopedic footwear for perfect posture, custom growth hormone timing for max effect.

Age 10: Swimming + sprinting combo for explosive growth, collagen & bone broth for joint health, neck training begins.

Age 11: Full leg-lengthening braces worn at night, aggressive posture drills, monitored
protein intake for peak bone growth.

Age 12: Androgen blockers to delay puberty and extend growth window, chewing regimen for jawline, stretching routine intensified.

Age 13: HGH & ICF 1 cycle doubled, jaw expander at max setting, testosterone boosters introduced for controlled puberty onset.

Age 14: SARMs (Ostarine, LGD-4033) to build lean mass without fusing growth plates, baby fat liposuction, perfect tan maintenance.

Age 15: Maxillary advancement surgery it needed, minoxidil beard routine, brow ridge implants, full-body microneedling.

Age 16: Leg lengthening (if under 6'4"), TRT starts, cheek fat grafting for midface harmony, perma-bulk cycle begins.

Age 17: Facial refinement surgery, eyebrow & hair transplant, 6% body fat locked in, tailored wardrobe for final form.

Age 18: 6'6" peak aesthetics, perfect facial harmony.
 
You first of all gotta have optimal health, cleanse the body etc, both you and your wife, then conceive a child, after that especially the first month your wife should be eating very high amounts of raw liver for things like proper retinolic acid signaling and epigenetic modulation (so he doesn't get these "bad" genes), also zero stress, all her cravings met, alot of raw sea food too and raw brain, raw dairy too if she craves that , then have a natural birth at home, continue feeding your wife super well so the milk is optimal, never force your son to eat anything he doesn't like, start with raw marrow and yolk, then organs and meats, should grow im a zero stress environment, never be detached from you and your wife, especially if he doesn't want to, zero vaccines, zero medication, should be raised in an area with cleaner air and good sunshine, for growth also you can do raw unfrozen colostrum with raw unfrozen royal jelly, for iq raw liver and raw brain would make his iq well above average, there also some other stuff for bone growth and growth plate ossification delayment and thing such incase i wanted him with more bones and taller
Interesting. Where can I read more about this?

Why? Cuz you fed him an abundance of protein? jfl
What he really needs
I see. My plan was just a guideline to make a child at least above average with his available genes rather than Chad or above.
 
how badly does cortisol in childhood fuck you up
Bad as in it even messes your growth, stuns it etc, i think it even impacts nutrient absorption like calcium, you can also see kids who had childhood traumas, there was a study on this , they end up growing shorter almost always, less developed in the skull too
 
you guys are thinking of having kids?
This post is not really meant to be taken seriously. I just find the concept of rigidly training a child from birth to fully realize their genetic abilities interesting. I wish my father would’ve done this.
 
This post is not really meant to be taken seriously. I just find the concept of rigidly training a child from birth to fully realize their genetic abilities interesting. I wish my father would’ve done this.
Me too. My father took a laissez-faire approach at raising me for most of my childhood
 

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