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Serious How does a blowjob feel like?

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Yo fakecels and escortcels.

How does it feel like? Is it a overhyped thing?

Just tell me, dont be shy.
 
Inject lemon juice into your dickhole.
No. Fuck you.
Jfl
 
Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Hopefully it won’t bite your dick off
 
Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.
Cope. Unless you tried it??? :feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe:
 
Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Hopefully it won’t bite your dick off
:feelswhat:
 
it is what I want to feel tbh more than pussy.
 
Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Hopefully it won’t bite your dick off
:whatfeels:
 
I’d assume if it’s by a 30 year old roastie it’s like wet sandpaper
 
It feels wet and kinda squishy, about what you'd expect, I'm not sure I entirely like the sensation more than just fapping.

I could partially suck myself off when I was thinner and more flexible, wouldn't recommend it. The position isn't comfortable enough for it to really be enjoyable, or at least it wasn't for me(probably need a bigger dick tbh). Maybe it's actually better than fapping if you get a foid to do it for you, you'll have to ask an escortcel.
 
Do you have a long neck OP? I think I have an idea.
 
It feels wet and kinda squishy, about what you'd expect, I'm not sure I entirely like the sensation more than just fapping.

I could partially suck myself off when I was thinner and more flexible, wouldn't recommend it. The position isn't comfortable enough for it to really be enjoyable, or at least it wasn't for me(probably need a bigger dick tbh). Maybe it's actually better than fapping if you get a foid to do it for you, you'll have to ask an escortcel.
Lol what? That's insane that you could do that. Elab no homo.
 
It feels wet and kinda squishy, about what you'd expect, I'm not sure I entirely like the sensation more than just fapping.

I could partially suck myself off when I was thinner and more flexible, wouldn't recommend it. The position isn't comfortable enough for it to really be enjoyable, or at least it wasn't for me(probably need a bigger dick tbh). Maybe it's actually better than fapping if you get a foid to do it for you, you'll have to ask an escortcel.
:worryfeels::what:
 
I found that licking your thumb making it wet and playing with your dickhead like your thumb was a tongue is fairly close to what a blowjob where they lick the tip and play with the tip in their mouth.

I require a lot of pressure for my dick to be properly stimulated so I'm not a big fan of blow jobs for that reason, since it's very hard to stimulate with a lot of pressure that way.
 
I don’t fucking know.
 
Should feel like a pussy bec. they have the same type of skin.
 
What made you think this was a proper place to ask that question?
 
What made you think this was a proper place to ask that question?
Read the first sentence, it was directed to that group of people.
 
Read the first sentence, it was directed to that group of people.
JFL at thinking fakecels would speak up tbh.

@NEETAndTidy escortcelled, ask him tbh.
 
Ask about sex on incels.is

:feelsseriously:
 
Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Hopefully it won’t bite your dick off
People seem to forget that the dogpill works both ways. :feelzez:
 
Ask about sex on incels.is

:feelsseriously:
I think the only dude here who actually had the ability to give insight on it was literally a soyboy. I don't want to post that story about getting orally raped by that fat dude again.
 
I think the only dude here who actually had the ability to give insight on it was literally a soyboy. I don't want to post that story about getting orally raped by that fat dude again.
No thanks !
 
It's good, depents , may feel better than pussy, or hurt in some cases. But overall a good experience. Just pay for it if you are curious...
 
It's good, depents , may feel better than pussy, or hurt in some cases. But overall a good experience. Just pay for it if you are curious...
Sounds interesting.
 
Sounds interesting.
I might add , without condom it's way better, but you have to be sure and trust the prostitute, otherwise you fucked up big time.
Also it's faster as an experience, faster than pussy/ass penetration.
 
I might add , without condom it's way better, but you have to be sure and trust the prostitute, otherwise you fucked up big time.
Also it's faster as an experience than pussy penetration.
Blowjob seems good tbh. I want to feel it someday,hopefully.
 
I might add , without condom it's way better, but you have to be sure and trust the prostitute, otherwise you fucked up big time.
Also it's faster as an experience, faster than pussy/ass penetration.
The only thing I am scared of ngl.

Do condoms change the feeling big time?
 
Blowjob seems good tbh. I want to feel it someday,hopefully.
Will it hurt if you pay for it ? And sex in general, i don't understant why some wish to remain virgins when they have the alternative. As for those who live in a county where it's illegal, (sex tourism) why not it's just another cope.
 
I might add , without condom it's way better, but you have to be sure and trust the prostitute, otherwise you fucked up big time.
Also it's faster as an experience, faster than pussy/ass penetration.
Why is trust required and Wdym? What is the risk there aside from std?
 
The only thing I am scared of ngl.

Do condoms change the feeling big time?
Yep, try fap with one , you will feel good but you don't feel the touch, i don't wanna be more graphic than that.
 
Will it hurt if you pay for it ? And sex in general, i don't understant why some wish to remain virgins when they have the alternative. As for those who live in a county where it's illegal, (sex tourism) why not it's just another cope.
No bro. I don't want to escortcelling tbh. I just want everything in natural way.. you know.. but it is not possible because I'm ugly.
 
Yep, try fap with one , you will feel good but you don't feel the touch, i don't wanna be more graphic than that.
I will potentially give it a go and see how it checks out. Will report back tho.
 
Why is trust required and Wdym? What is the risk there aside from std?
I meant Std's , or if you try and force the whore , bitting...yeah remember boyo we are uglies, not chads so she is doing you a favour (the irony huh).
 
I meant Std's , or if you try and force the whore , bitting...yeah remember boyo we are uglies, not chads so she is doing you a favour (the irony huh).
Doing you a favor. This is why I don't think we should pay them tbh.
 
Doing you a favor. This is why I don't think we should pay them tbh.
I know , i don't give a fuck anymore, who cares anyway, it's my own personal cope , i don't affect anyone but me.
 

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