Serious How does a blowjob feel like?

[Deleted member 15752]

Yo fakecels and escortcels.

How does it feel like? Is it a overhyped thing?

Just tell me, dont be shy.

 

[Guest2]

Inject lemon juice into your dickhole.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Inject lemon juice into your dickhole.

No. Fuck you.

 

[Guest2]

No. Fuck you. View attachment 89018

 

[Insomniac]

Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Hopefully it won’t bite your dick off

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Cope. Unless you tried it???

 

[Insomniac]

Cope. Unless you tried it???

No comment.

 

[bakadesu]

Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Hopefully it won’t bite your dick off

 

[Involuntarily]

Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Hopefully it won’t bite your dick off

https://incels.is/threads/incel-fucks-dog-while-dad-posts-it-online.100302/

 

[Grotesque]

Bags of sand

 

[Cuyen]

it is what I want to feel tbh more than pussy.

 

[Invalidusername]

Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Hopefully it won’t bite your dick off

 

[Michael15651]

I’d assume if it’s by a 30 year old roastie it’s like wet sandpaper

 

[Deleted member 8353]

It feels wet and kinda squishy, about what you'd expect, I'm not sure I entirely like the sensation more than just fapping.

Spoiler: tbh

I could partially suck myself off when I was thinner and more flexible, wouldn't recommend it. The position isn't comfortable enough for it to really be enjoyable, or at least it wasn't for me(probably need a bigger dick tbh). Maybe it's actually better than fapping if you get a foid to do it for you, you'll have to ask an escortcel.

 

[Gengar]

Do you have a long neck OP? I think I have an idea.

 

[Insomniac]

Do you have a long neck OP? I think I have an idea.

JFL if you aren’t giraffemaxxing

 

[Ticcel]

Bags of sand

Lol

 

[Sniffles]

It feels wet and kinda squishy, about what you'd expect, I'm not sure I entirely like the sensation more than just fapping.

Spoiler: tbh

I could partially suck myself off when I was thinner and more flexible, wouldn't recommend it. The position isn't comfortable enough for it to really be enjoyable, or at least it wasn't for me(probably need a bigger dick tbh). Maybe it's actually better than fapping if you get a foid to do it for you, you'll have to ask an escortcel.

Lol what? That's insane that you could do that. Elab no homo.

 

[Guest2]

It feels wet and kinda squishy, about what you'd expect, I'm not sure I entirely like the sensation more than just fapping.

Spoiler: tbh

I could partially suck myself off when I was thinner and more flexible, wouldn't recommend it. The position isn't comfortable enough for it to really be enjoyable, or at least it wasn't for me(probably need a bigger dick tbh). Maybe it's actually better than fapping if you get a foid to do it for you, you'll have to ask an escortcel.

 

[Gone]

I found that licking your thumb making it wet and playing with your dickhead like your thumb was a tongue is fairly close to what a blowjob where they lick the tip and play with the tip in their mouth.

I require a lot of pressure for my dick to be properly stimulated so I'm not a big fan of blow jobs for that reason, since it's very hard to stimulate with a lot of pressure that way.

 

[Sans]

I don’t fucking know.

 

[FinnCel]

Same as vagina

 

[Darth Cialis]

Cope. Unless you tried it???

Volcel if you wouldn't tbh.

 

[Sniffles]

I'm shocked by him being able to do that tbh. We need elab immediately don't we? Yeah @LiterallyASoyboy we need to know how you accomplished this please.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Should feel like a pussy bec. they have the same type of skin.

 

[First loss]

What made you think this was a proper place to ask that question?

 

[Deleted member 15752]

What made you think this was a proper place to ask that question?

Read the first sentence, it was directed to that group of people.

 

[First loss]

Read the first sentence, it was directed to that group of people.

JFL at thinking fakecels would speak up tbh.

@NEETAndTidy escortcelled, ask him tbh.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

JFL at thinking fakecels would speak up tbh.

@NEETAndTidy escortcelled, ask him tbh.

Tbh i might

 

[IHateMySelf]

Ask about sex on incels.is

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Ask about sex on incels.is

First line.

 

[Incellectual]

Bags of sand

Ask about sex on incels.is

 

[FlamingCel]

Ask about sex on incels.is

 

[Jazavac]

Get a dog and spread peanut butter on your penis then wait..

If roasties can do it then I don’t see why we can’t tbhngl.

Hopefully it won’t bite your dick off

People seem to forget that the dogpill works both ways.

 

[Sniffles]

Ask about sex on incels.is

I think the only dude here who actually had the ability to give insight on it was literally a soyboy. I don't want to post that story about getting orally raped by that fat dude again.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I think the only dude here who actually had the ability to give insight on it was literally a soyboy. I don't want to post that story about getting orally raped by that fat dude again.

No thanks !

 

[Sniffles]

No thanks !

Terribly nasty experience tbh. At least it gave me the opportunity to hit him without getting the bus driver alerted.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

It's good, depents , may feel better than pussy, or hurt in some cases. But overall a good experience. Just pay for it if you are curious...

 

[Deleted member 15752]

It's good, depents , may feel better than pussy, or hurt in some cases. But overall a good experience. Just pay for it if you are curious...

Sounds interesting.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Sounds interesting.

I might add , without condom it's way better, but you have to be sure and trust the prostitute, otherwise you fucked up big time.
Also it's faster as an experience, faster than pussy/ass penetration.

 

[Cuyen]

I might add , without condom it's way better, but you have to be sure and trust the prostitute, otherwise you fucked up big time.
Also it's faster as an experience than pussy penetration.

Blowjob seems good tbh. I want to feel it someday,hopefully.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I might add , without condom it's way better, but you have to be sure and trust the prostitute, otherwise you fucked up big time.
Also it's faster as an experience, faster than pussy/ass penetration.

The only thing I am scared of ngl.

Do condoms change the feeling big time?

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Blowjob seems good tbh. I want to feel it someday,hopefully.

Will it hurt if you pay for it ? And sex in general, i don't understant why some wish to remain virgins when they have the alternative. As for those who live in a county where it's illegal, (sex tourism) why not it's just another cope.

 

[Sniffles]

I might add , without condom it's way better, but you have to be sure and trust the prostitute, otherwise you fucked up big time.
Also it's faster as an experience, faster than pussy/ass penetration.

Why is trust required and Wdym? What is the risk there aside from std?

 

[Deleted member 12256]

The only thing I am scared of ngl.

Do condoms change the feeling big time?

Yep, try fap with one , you will feel good but you don't feel the touch, i don't wanna be more graphic than that.

 

[Cuyen]

Will it hurt if you pay for it ? And sex in general, i don't understant why some wish to remain virgins when they have the alternative. As for those who live in a county where it's illegal, (sex tourism) why not it's just another cope.

No bro. I don't want to escortcelling tbh. I just want everything in natural way.. you know.. but it is not possible because I'm ugly.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Yep, try fap with one , you will feel good but you don't feel the touch, i don't wanna be more graphic than that.

I will potentially give it a go and see how it checks out. Will report back tho.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Why is trust required and Wdym? What is the risk there aside from std?

I meant Std's , or if you try and force the whore , bitting...yeah remember boyo we are uglies, not chads so she is doing you a favour (the irony huh).

 

[Sniffles]

I meant Std's , or if you try and force the whore , bitting...yeah remember boyo we are uglies, not chads so she is doing you a favour (the irony huh).

Doing you a favor. This is why I don't think we should pay them tbh.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Doing you a favor. This is why I don't think we should pay them tbh.

I know , i don't give a fuck anymore, who cares anyway, it's my own personal cope , i don't affect anyone but me.