Have you heard about these women who surprise the pizza guy or otherwise food delivery guy by answering the door naked? And invite them in? What possesses women to do that? And what possesses these pizza guys to not take them up on the offer? Maybe I'm crazy, but I thought it was the other way around, that most men would jump at the chance to accept sex as payment for pizza, but it was ridiculous and selfish male fantasy to entertain the idea. And yet, I see it too frequently.
So that's another ideal: I'm sent to someone's house for an errand, and they surprise me with their nudity and also come onto me. It turns into sex. Also, I'm in college. I need to be in college.