I see a single guest listed here. There's no way that's a human guest. Right?
If I can bear my soul for a little longer here, and maybe even run afoul of the majority opinion, another fantasy of mine came about around when I was 26/27. Now me, I don't believe kids should be allowed to have sex. People will say "Oh, but the average age" but there's a lot of things teenagers commonly do. That doesn't mean those things are right. So when people say "If you haven't lost your virginity by the time you're 18 something's wrong" I don't necessarily agree. But 26 or 27, that's when I did start to consider myself late to the virginity losing game. I had recently gotten out of college so maybe I was just spooked that, now that I was out of college, I was away from the kind of culture and community that I could've lost my virginity in. And I was thinking "Oh boy, I shoulda dropped this virginity thing while I had the best shot at it."
I considered maybe re-enrolling. Just to have a reason to be there. And from that, a fantasy ideal emerged. I fantasized that maybe a girl, or a girl and her friends, would find me attractive and be interested in me. And you hear all these incels lamenting how their friends are always talking about sex and how they're afraid to admit that they're a virgin. But me, in my fantasy, during one of these sex talks that friends are apparently always having, I would be asked about my sexual experience or something. Or some opportunity would come up where I could say "I wouldn't know, I'm a virgin. Yes, at my age." And this girl, or these girls, would be thinking and/or saying "Wow, you're a virgin? Surely not by choice, you're so attractive how is that possible?" And maybe they wanna get this rectified. Get me "initiated." And maybe they wanna be the ones to do it.
And for a while I thought this was realistic, me being a rare virgin gem for nasty women to corrupt. But eventually I understood that that's not how women are. And that's not just me talking, that's other women. I've read countless testimonials on this. Best case, a male virgin lacks the experience necessary to successfully sex a woman properly. Women prefer men with experience, who know what they're doing under the hood. And the older you are, the more experience they expect from you. Worst case? Something's wrong with you if you're a male virgin. You're not a rare gem. You're an unwanted piece of coal. Because why wouldn't you have had sex by now, if not by choice? If you've been trying, and failing, it must be because something is unsavory about you. You're probably one of them incels you hear about.
Not like female virgins. I'm not saying men don't enjoy a woman who knows how to take it up to the tonsils, but where a virgin man has zero appeal, virgin women have appeal. And I don't mean in a wholesome way either. Even we degenerates can appreciate virgin women, and it has nothing to do with John Green and his dumbass cereal analogies. But virgin men, the only sexual value they have is to pedophiles, and maybe as an offering in some kind of heathen sex ritual. And I'm too old to shotamax at this point.