LifeFuel Hope for shortcels: astronautmaxxing

[Babica Yaga]

Astronaut returns to Earth younger and taller than twin brother | Animalogic

If Albert Einstein is correct—and let's face it, recent discoveries have proved that he has been right about pretty much everything so far—Scott Kelly is

animalogic.ca

Apparently being in space for a prolonged time stretches your spines and makes you slightly taller because gravity isn't compressing it anymore, similarly to how you're taller in the morning.

 

[Heartless]

Astronaut returns to Earth younger and taller than twin brother | Animalogic

If Albert Einstein is correct—and let's face it, recent discoveries have proved that he has been right about pretty much everything so far—Scott Kelly is

animalogic.ca

Apparently being in space for a prolonged time stretches your spines and makes you slightly taller because gravity isn't compressing it anymore, similarly to how you're taller in the morning.

Yes but then you will be competing with 6'2 now 6'5 astrocels and once on earth it will recompress

 

[AnotherInsertCel]

Just play my spine like a accordion.

 

[CopingJim]

I think your spine compresses again when you come back to earth tho. Just dont leave space and try to find an ayy gf theory.

 

[Heartless]

I think your spine compresses again when you come back to earth tho. Just dont leave space and try to find an ayy gf theory.

 

[DefiantGhost]

Just be an astronaut bro

 

[unrelentingclownery]

I think your spine compresses again when you come back to earth tho. Just dont leave space and try to find an ayy gf theory.

And kill all your fellow tallfagastronauts who will also benefit from space gains

 

[Deleted member 31122]

Cope, once you go back to normal gravity - it's over

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Live in space forever and have your body deteriorate from 0 gravity bro it works for me