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Story Hiding Cough Attempt Turned Into Fart

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foidsruinedmylife

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My sophomore of highschool, i stayed out the way and talked to nobody outside my close circle of 3 friends meaning in every class id sit alone. I had a bad cough one day and the class was dead silent. If i let out my cough, everybody would raise there attention and look at my deformed face so i had to hold it in, throat burning, eyes watering. Long story short, trying to hold in a cough does more harm than good. After about 2 minutes of trying to hold it, i farted. It wasnt to loud, but loud enough to make everyone look up out there desks and chuckle to there friends. They all knew it was me. I was already teary eyed trying to hold back the cough which i have forgotten all about after this nightmare from hell moment, so i stuck out like a sore thumb. From that day on every time id walk in that class id get picked on and humiliated and asked things like “did you eat eggs today?” Or anything fart related as if we were in 7th grade daily. Yet he would have the whole class laughing (females included). It got to the point where i would watch youtube videos on how to stand up for yourself and roast complimations. I felt like a true gangsta’ reciting roasts ready to make him feel how he makes me feel. It didnt matter as the second i saw them in person, they would tower over me and i couldnt even look them in the eye, nevertheless say anything back. Subhuman silence.
 
It wasnt to loud, but loud enough to make everyone look up out there desks and chuckle to there friends. They all knew it was me. I was already teary eyed trying to hold back the cough which i have forgotten all about after this nightmare from hell moment, so i stuck out like a sore thumb. From that day on every time id walk in that class id get picked on and humiliated and asked things like “did you eat eggs today?” Or anything fart related as if we were in 7th grade daily. Yet he would have the whole class laughing (females included).
Children are fucking evil. I don't know why they laugh so hard and make fun of people for farting. I used to have stomach issues and my stomach would make noises all the time and kids would mimic them with their mouths to make fun of me.

One time in 7th grade I got my head punched into a urinal while peeing, and turned around accidentally revealing my penis. The rest of the year everyone called me "small penis Bob" (Bob is a placeholder name) for the rest of the year.
 
Your username should be fartsruinedmylife
 
In all seriousness, though, that actually fucking sucks.
 
Least obvious Cucktears bait :soy: we wuz hating foids n shiet
 

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