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TeeHee Here's some dating advice

SlayerSlayer

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1. First of all, please use a condom. Practice safe sex.
2. Consent is very important. It's like tea. You ask to offer tea. By that same token, it's only polite to ask to kiss, or touch. Not hard.
3. Make sure you wear red, because red is a passionate color.
4. Obviously make sure you shower, trim that beard, wear clothes that fit. Women appreciate men with good hygiene.

With my advice, you'll be clawing the ladies off you in no time!
 
It worked! I went ER after wearing red caused me to receive even more negative attention, and now I've been reincarnated as a Chad. :chad:
 
I mean it’s not shitty advice, if you are at least chadlite.
 
Damn, I've never even thought about these things!!
Thanks so much!!!
 
Looks don’t matter just be kind get a haircut take a shower
 
Does not apply to Chad
 
even if ur chadlite you'd be better of taking advice from redpillers who'd tell u to hold frame, be stoic, and gymaxx. the be urself, hygiene, and clothing advice that women give is worthless
Some mofos out there still need to be told to brush, all I’m sayin
 
it's dishonest advice since basically everyone looking for a relationship is going to brush/shower. nobody sane is going on date without showering or brushing. those who gave up on hygiene gave up on getting a date
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