I kept hearing that we inkwels need to LISTEN TO WOMEN, so I decided to actually do this. Here's what I have learned.
1. Women are not a hive mind, which is something ALL women say. They also ALL say that if you want to know what you're doing wrong, you need to listen to women to find out why ALL of them hate you.
It turns out ALL women agree on everything except for looks. When it comes to looks, all women want different things. But those different things don't make you incel, because they ALL say it's your personality that is to blame.
What they all want it someone who is smart, kind, and funny.
If it seems that they all go for the same men who lack these attributes, this is men's fault.
A. They go for tall men because short men are "insecure" about their height. It's not the height, it's just the fact that men are insecure about their height for no reason. This is men's fault.
B. They go for men with clear skin. Not because they find acne ugly, but because it shows he doesn't "know how to take care of his skin." By this, they don't mean Accutane. They mean putting pumpkin enzymes on your face and cucumbers on your eyes. Totes scientific. Then apply tons of makeup to cover the acne the way they do. If you can't do that, it's because of SOCIETY, aka men. This is men's fault.
C. They don't want skinny men because they need men to protect them from other men (creepers). This is men's fault. They don't go for fat men because they want a man who "takes care of himself." This is men's fault.
D. They go for violent men because these men are able to deceive and groom them. They are able to make them think they're nice and continue to make them think they're nice while they're beating the shit out of them. This is men's fault.
E. They don't want men with small penises because men are insecure about their penis sizes for no reason. This is men's fault. They insult men's penises all the time just because they know men are insecure about their penises for no reason. They talk to each other about their boyfriends' penis sizes because Society, aka men, says they should.
2. Women are not a hive mind, but they are ALL scared of men. They're very, very scared. They're not scared of psychopaths because psychopaths are charming and trick them into thinking they're nice. But all other men are TERRIFYING because they might MURDER THEM. They're ALL afraid of walking to their car in the dark. It's not because they're afraid of the dark, it's just that this is when all the rapes happen. Monst...err, men, are lurking in the street corners waiting to grab a woman and rape the shit out of her because she's so fucking hot - even hotter than her bitch friends who have all also had many men try to rape them - as well as the fact that nobody ever teaches men that rape is bad.
All of them have either been raped, or a man TRIED to rape them. He tried, but she's a strong, independent woman, and she was able to fight off this determined rapist.
3. They don't want virgins because virgin men don't know how to please WOMEN. Women aren't a hive mind, but when a man has sex with a woman, he knows how to please ALL women. Also, it's a red flag if OTHER WOMEN don't approve of you. Women aren't a hive mind, but if women in general don't like you, it means individual women shouldn't like you either.
4. Women also have to be pickier because of PREGNANCY. They are ALL worried about this, but most of them will just get an abortion if they get knocked up by Chad or Tyrone. This is MEN'S fault, though, for grooming them into having sex with them, as well as not wearing a condom, as well as not being wealthy enough to support the lifestyle they want, as well as not voting for Kamala Harris to significantly unburden them from the fetus that has been.
5. Women are not funny because of Society, aka men. Men told women it's not feminine to be funny. It's men's fault.
6. When a man murders a man, it's men's fault. When a man murders a woman, it's misogyny every time, and also obviously men's fault.
7. Don't approach women in any of the following places:
A. In an elevator. She could get raped in there. Creepy.
B. When you're her coworker. Gross! Inappropriate. Awkward. Creepy.
C. When you're her boss. The power imbalance!
D. When you're her customer. Awkward! She's just doing her job! She could get fired!
E. At the supermarket. She's just there to buy her groceries. Don't bother her!
F. On the street. You're annoying her. She doesn't want to be bothered unless you're a charming psychopath/Chad/Tyrone.
G. In private anywhere. She could get raped. Creepy!
H. In public anywhere. She could be afraid to say no where it'll make a scene.
I. When you're her friend. That was manipulative.
J. When you don't know her well. That's creepy and objectifying. All you want is sex!
8. If she doesn't want to date you because you're not wealthy, it's not her fault. It's men's fault. It's either because Society, aka men, have conditioned everyone to believe men are supposed to be the providers, making it men's fault, or because men who make less than their female partners are insecure for no reason at all, making it men's fault.
9. Men need to have impeccable hygiene and dress impeccably. If he's a 10 but he wears cargo pants, he is now only a 6 because he has extra pockets in his pants. EWWWW, pockets! When she tongue kisses her dog or licks Chad's unwashed penis, this just shows the importance of hygiene because she giggles about the smell sometimes. She might even start a thread on Reddit about Chad's dingleberries and how to convince him to bathe.
10. Women want men to be vulnerable but you're a manbaby for being vulnerable. They want to be treated well but don't be clingy and immediately reply to her texts. That makes you a loser with no life. When they ignore you, it means they want you to go away. Unless they're just shit te...playing ga...errr, uh...making sure you really care about them enough to be persistent. Don't slut shame, you virgin incel loser. Grow up, you icky, yucky, creepy, rapey, scrote. Read their minds. They can read yours, which is why you're incel. They had no idea Chad/Tyrone was about to punch them, though. She was minding her own business and an ass kicking fell out of the sky! Treat them like people. Look for common interests. Not male-dominated interests, though, because women aren't into those, which is men's fault. By common interests, they mean their happiness. You both want her to be happy, so buy her lots of things. Know when to simp and when to beat the shit out of her. There's a time and place to beat the shit out of her, and Chad and Tyrone have the social skills you incels lack.
11. All women want you to listen to women. Well, no, they want you to listen to HER. Don't listen to any other women, because they're a bunch of backstabbing cunts.
