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MajorThomas666
It's all so tiresome
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The ONLY way to get a lookmatched girl in 2025 as a short man due to juggernaut law.
Step 1. Make sure you are facially attractive (8+ out of 10), invest in DJS, implants, filler etc and get face tattoos
Step 2. Hardest part, make everyone THINK that you are a serial killer or at least killed someone that women tend to hate, without actually killing anyone. This is so that you can have a lengthy trial where girls will thrist over you in court.
Step 3. It's harder to acertain someones height through photos so make sure your suit doesn't make you look short, and get a female (or male) lawyer thats much shorter than you, preferably under 5' (they don't exist).
Step 4. When the donations inevitably starts flowing in, use the money to make bail and get dangerous limb lengthening surgery. Make sure you are known for walking with a cane BEFORE you get arrested. But say you use the cane because you're a pimp, and pimps use canes.
Step 5. When the trial ends and you are acquitted (no evidence cause you didn't actually murder anyone) you are now a guy in town who has a chance of dating his lookmatch.
Step 6.





