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The ONLY way to get a lookmatched girl in 2025 as a short man due to juggernaut law.

Step 1. Make sure you are facially attractive (8+ out of 10), invest in DJS, implants, filler etc and get face tattoos

Step 2. Hardest part, make everyone THINK that you are a serial killer or at least killed someone that women tend to hate, without actually killing anyone. This is so that you can have a lengthy trial where girls will thrist over you in court.

Step 3. It's harder to acertain someones height through photos so make sure your suit doesn't make you look short, and get a female (or male) lawyer thats much shorter than you, preferably under 5' (they don't exist).

Step 4. When the donations inevitably starts flowing in, use the money to make bail and get dangerous limb lengthening surgery. Make sure you are known for walking with a cane BEFORE you get arrested. But say you use the cane because you're a pimp, and pimps use canes.

Step 5. When the trial ends and you are acquitted (no evidence cause you didn't actually murder anyone) you are now a guy in town who has a chance of dating his lookmatch.

Step 6.
 
What is step 6 nigga
 
brutal clips mang
2nd guy has insane patience
i think i would agitate that foid so she finally swings her useless fat arms at me and gives me an excuse to make her legally eat concrete
 
brutal clips mang
2nd guy has insane patience
i think i would agitate that foid so she finally swings her useless fat arms at me and gives me an excuse to make her legally eat concrete
She'd be going home to a forensics and autopsy lab with sperm in her reproduction hole. (In Kerbal Space Program)
 
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The ONLY way to get a lookmatched girl in 2025 as a short man due to juggernaut law.

Step 1. Make sure you are facially attractive (8+ out of 10), invest in DJS, implants, filler etc and get face tattoos

Step 2. Hardest part, make everyone THINK that you are a serial killer or at least killed someone that women tend to hate, without actually killing anyone. This is so that you can have a lengthy trial where girls will thrist over you in court.

Step 3. It's harder to acertain someones height through photos so make sure your suit doesn't make you look short, and get a female (or male) lawyer thats much shorter than you, preferably under 5' (they don't exist).

Step 4. When the donations inevitably starts flowing in, use the money to make bail and get dangerous limb lengthening surgery. Make sure you are known for walking with a cane BEFORE you get arrested. But say you use the cane because you're a pimp, and pimps use canes.

Step 5. When the trial ends and you are acquitted (no evidence cause you didn't actually murder anyone) you are now a guy in town who has a chance of dating his lookmatch.

Step 6.
Just invest in 10000 surgeries
Also if foids find out u did surgeries its over
 
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brutal clips mang
2nd guy has insane patience
i think i would agitate that foid so she finally swings her useless fat arms at me and gives me an excuse to make her legally eat concrete
For whatever reason, no audio. The clip of the woman with short guy at end. That was some talloid calling the short guy cute and, "can I touch him."

Imagine some stranger filming you and saying that.
 
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The ONLY way to get a lookmatched girl in 2025 as a short man due to juggernaut law.

Step 1. Make sure you are facially attractive (8+ out of 10), invest in DJS, implants, filler etc and get face tattoos

Step 2. Hardest part, make everyone THINK that you are a serial killer or at least killed someone that women tend to hate, without actually killing anyone. This is so that you can have a lengthy trial where girls will thrist over you in court.

Step 3. It's harder to acertain someones height through photos so make sure your suit doesn't make you look short, and get a female (or male) lawyer thats much shorter than you, preferably under 5' (they don't exist).

Step 4. When the donations inevitably starts flowing in, use the money to make bail and get dangerous limb lengthening surgery. Make sure you are known for walking with a cane BEFORE you get arrested. But say you use the cane because you're a pimp, and pimps use canes.

Step 5. When the trial ends and you are acquitted (no evidence cause you didn't actually murder anyone) you are now a guy in town who has a chance of dating his lookmatch.

Step 6.
Too much effort on your side, and not enough effort on her side.
 
Is the third video coming up to the short guy and making fun of him in front of his girlfriend? If so, then brutal. Short guys can't have anything good in life :feelscry:
 
Step 2. Hardest part, make everyone THINK that you are a serial killer or at least killed someone that women tend to hate, without actually killing anyone. This is so that you can have a lengthy trial where girls will thrist over you in court.
RR method. i had 15 year old classmates thirsting over this nigga 1 year ago.
 
Step 4. When the donations inevitably starts flowing in, use the money to make bail and get dangerous limb lengthening surgery. Make sure you are known for walking with a cane BEFORE you get arrested. But say you use the cane because you're a pimp, and pimps use canes.
gem bro gem.
 
get dangerous limb lengthening surgery.
some guy allegedly got 20 whole cm done and survived. and can relatively walk. if you're 160cm now you're almost pushing 6foot if you get this.. however I don't think all this is worth just for daily vagina.
 

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some guy allegedly got 20 whole cm done and survived. and can relatively walk. if you're 160cm now you're almost pushing 6foot if you get this.. however I don't think all this is worth just for daily vagina.
They'll have issues when they get older.
 
Has anyone tried to do this?
 

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