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Discussion Got a flesh light today, I can't get my dick inside it.

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what kind of shitty fleshlight did you get?
 
i am too scared use one myself, cause it think it will rip my foreskin
 
BRAG AF
 
Did you apply lube
 
Mogs me, there is no hole too small for my penis
 
Can you already put your dick inside the fleshlight man?
 
4.5 :dafuckfeels:
 
If you use a fleshlight then you're a normie.
 
Nigga just carve out a bit if the plastic until it fits. Regardless, you mog me from hell to earth.
 
l33tbl0k3 said:
make sure to wash it OP. When I was depressed and had an onahole I didn't wash it for a week and used it still and got athletes foot on my dick. It caused the doctor at the school to quit two weeks later.
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Yerberito said:
i see
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GoffSystemQB said:
Just reported it. Should be incoming at any time now.
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BraincelsRefugee said:
unless it's less than 3 inches you don't have a micropenis.
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Personalityinkwell said:
according to @RREEEEEEEEE its below average
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Average girth is 4.59 inch according to a mega study, measured by a third party, instead of self-reported figures.. which is why the actual penis size is quite smaller than previously thought. But still, lots of coping idiots will claim they know better than an actual study.
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Average girth is 4.59 inch according to a mega study, measured by a third party, instead of self-reported figures.. which is why the actual penis size is quite smaller than previously thought. But still, lots of coping idiots will claim they know better than an actual study.
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but my girth is 4.5 inches so I should rope tbh
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
No need to rope. What is a difference of 0.09 inches? It means nothing. You are good to go.
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Girls want above average. Grth should be at least 5 inches, preferably 5.5
RREEEEEEEEE said:
He was an above average Slavic male.
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well then he should be average due to race, so doesn't sound like slayer to me
 
Personalityinkwell said:
Girls want above average. Grth should be at least 5 inches, preferably 5.5

well then he should be average due to race, so doesn't sound like slayer to me
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It really depends on the girl. Most girls don't want above average. According to a mini study, the preferable size was around your length and 5 inches of girth (so not 5.5) Only "size queens" do aka giga whores.
 
BraincelsRefugee said:
well he wasn't incel tier for sure
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anything sub7 is arguably incel tier these days
RREEEEEEEEE said:
It really depends on the girl. Most girls don't want above average. According to a mini study, the preferable size was around your length and 5 inches of girth (so not 5.5) Only "size queens" do aka giga whores.
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aren't all girls giga whores?
 
l33tbl0k3 said:
make sure to wash it OP. When I was depressed and had an onahole I didn't wash it for a week and used it still and got athletes foot on my dick. It caused the doctor at the school to quit two weeks later.
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l33tbl0k3 said:
make sure to wash it OP. When I was depressed and had an onahole I didn't wash it for a week and used it still and got athletes foot on my dick. It caused the doctor at the school to quit two weeks later.
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:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
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