GangsterMaxxxing THEORY

[Lonely]

I've accepted that I can't get pussy, so I'm going to Gangstermaxxx to max out intimidation. Why am I doing this? I've accepted that I cannot get any pussy ever and will never make friends due to being retarded socially. So, to win respect and avoid bullying I will male intimidation maxxx.

I'm Balding- so I'm going to shave my head. I will 0 appeal to JB Foids but I didn't have any to begin with. I'll just trim my hair and get a buzz cut or crew cut.

I have a weak lower third- I'm going to beardmaxxx. A strong beard will make me look more manly. I'm using Minoxidil and a derma roller.

Frame and musculature- I've been gymcelling for the past few months, and I'm at a decent level so I'm going to continue and blast steroids to become as jacked as possible. Probably a few test cycles in a few years.

Weapons- I recently acquired a gun, and I'm going to buy brass knuckles and keep them on me at all times. I might also buy a retractable baton and keep it in my car. Also might get a guard dog tbh.

Bling- I'm going to wear a silver ring to appear even more gangster

Fashion: Wear Leather Jackets, dark clothes, combat boots. Basically dangerous looking, utilitarian clothes.

Here's me on the far left in a few years time, Insha Allah alongside my brothers in arms.

 

[wei#3959]

jfl

but gangsters IRL still care about looks. some are even pretty boy maxxed

 

[Inceldom Victim]

Lonely's aspie diary

 

[Lonely]

jfl

but gangsters IRL still care about looks. some are even pretty boy maxxed

Yeah I know. But I can't prettyboxmaxx.

 

[idk125]

go ahead brother goodluck with it

 

[Lonely]

Lovely's aspie diary

Let's fucking GOOOO you unignored me

 

[Mecoja]

Become a real gangster, join a local gang, earn money and status.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otNAk2xaYy8

 

[depressedblackcel]

Doesn’t work unless you’d want to risk going to jail and then eliminating every chance you have to ascend. Then if you come out with a felony you’re doomed to be poor for life. Only way out is to turn back to crime and if you do go back they’ll give you life since you been to jail before. Not worth it IMO

 

[lifefuel]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otNAk2xaYy8

BASED

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

BASED

That guy had several girlfriends.

 

[Deleted member 44275]

ashion: Wear Leather Jackets, dark clothes, combat boots. Basically dangerous looking, utilitarian clothes.

Gangsters do not wear that lmfao

 

[lifefuel]

That guy had several girlfriends.

Of course he did, he's a violent criminal

 

[Repulsive123]

go ahead brother goodluck with it