It's Over I Got a Job, But Still Might Have to go to Ukraine to Get Droned

[CursedMutantSoul]

The reason I've been away for so long is because I actually got a job, I ascended in the sense that I wanted to, I got a job. I told myself I would never complain again even if I remain an Incel, I got a job and I was SET.

Turns out... we're on probation for a few months, and they cut 50% of every probationary class at the end of the three month period. I have a 50% chance of being cut and going right back to being unemployed in two months.

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE, I FINALLY THOUGHT I WAS SAFE BUT IT TURNS OUT IM NOT

 

[tulasdanslos]

Enlisting in the Ukraine war effort is every bit as deleterious to your well-being as begging for a prostitute gf.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Enlisting in the Ukraine war effort is every bit as deleterious to your well-being as begging for a prostitute gf.

 

[PLS HALP ME]

I'm thinking about going to war.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Enlisting in the Ukraine war effort is every bit as deleterious to your well-being as begging for a prostitute gf.

Ok, I'd rather that than go homeless.

 

[TheFinalFrontier]

Man don't put your head down. Wait. Maybe you'll get to the sandbox instead

 

[The Notorious SLAV]

So I'm now the biggest remaining jobsearchingcel (25 fruitless interviews and counting) on the forum? Nice.

 

[RossProofArch]

Are you residing in EU? If so, if you are over 23 you might be forced to return to ukraine and be drafted, unless you have documents that say you are exempted from military

 

[Excalibur]

Are you residing in EU? If so, if you are over 23 you might be forced to return to ukraine and be drafted, unless you have documents that say you are exempted from military

He’s not Ukranian. OP just considers becoming a mercenary for the Ukrainian army to be his only viable employment option.

 

[RossProofArch]

WTF that's suifuel

 

[ANTAGONIST]

Why Ukraine?

Why not just go to Israel? Did the american army reject you?

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Are you residing in EU? If so, if you are over 23 you might be forced to return to ukraine and be drafted, unless you have documents that say you are exempted from military

How can I return to a country I've never stepped foot in?

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Why Ukraine?

Why not just go to Israel? Did the american army reject you?

You need to be an Israeli citizen to join the IDF, I looked into it and tried.

I'm not Jewish so I can't join.

He’s not Ukranian. OP just considers becoming a mercenary for the Ukrainian army to be his only viable employment option.

Correct.

 

[Izayacel]

You need to get neetbux and chill without compromise .

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

You need to get neetbux and chill without compromise .

Neetbux doesn't pay enough to eat, it's a boomer meme

 

[Izayacel]

Neetbux doesn't pay enough to eat, it's a boomer meme

Nigger i got everything to eat kek , 2 minced meat packages bunch of noodles . gouda cheese , some souce , Mayonesse etc . got 15 bottles of alcohol + wine and vodka .

Germany is neet heaven .

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Nigger i got everything to eat kek , 2 minced meat packages bunch of noodles . gouda cheese , some souce , Mayonesse etc . got 15 bottles of alcohol + wine and vodka .

Germany is neet heaven .

Ontario's welfare for unemployed is $800 a month and you have to prove you're looking for jobs everyday, so it's basically a full time job you can't even do a side hustle.

My rent is $2200. Even with a roommate, I could lower it to MAYBE $1000 a month, assuming i slept in the closet, then I'd spend 125% of my welfare check on rent alone, and have nothing for food.

 

[Izayacel]

Ontario's welfare for unemployed is $800 a month and you have to prove you're looking for jobs everyday, so it's basically a full time job you can't even do a side hustle.

My rent is $2200. Even with a roommate, I could lower it to MAYBE $1000 a month, assuming i slept in the closet, then I'd spend 125% of my welfare check on rent alone, and have nothing for food.

wtf , here if your below a certain treshhold you get your rent covered . 1 room apartments are usually 5 to 800 € , usa if fucked

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

wtf , here if your below a certain treshhold you get your rent covered . 1 room apartments are usually 5 to 800 € , usa if fucked

I thought Putin is taxing you to death to fund the war, how do you afford that and fighting ukraine lol.