LifeFuel Fucked a 9

[thewageslave]

So I went to Copenhagen and had a fun time a couple of days. Could finally fuck an escort without being worried about the police since it is legal there.

The variety of escorts in Copenhagen is like heaven. They are way better looking and the price is cheaper compared to Sweden. The escorts are not only a bunch of ugly gypsies from Romania/Hungary.

This time I went to an escort that I had planned to visit several days before, when I explored all the ads before my trip.

She was Italian, 25 years old, nice ass, silicone breast, cute and good looking at the same time, dark hair. She really looked like that typical good looking girlfriend material drinking coffee in the city during a break of her career routine.

So I ordered body 2 body massage + sex for 1000 dkk. Entered the apartment and was totally amazed when I saw her. I immediately handed over the money because I just wanted to get intimate with her. For me the money was nothing compared to her.

Went to the room and layed on the bed. She started giving me a nice massage on my back with oil. She then started the body 2 body massage, both of us completely oiled, and suddenly my dick couldn't resist anymore. I was exploding and ordered her to start the sexual activity immediately. She did reverse cowgirl. Then started doggy with her round cute ass in front of me. Her legs were so smooth and nice. Then I did the missionary on her petite body and kissed her breasts. I had not cummed yet so she proposed to do a hand job. Her hand job was really professional and I started cumming after like 1,5 minute. Went to the shower because of all the oil and went out like a fresh man and took a nice danish hot dog in Rådhuspladsen and then smoked some weed in Christiania in the evening

 

[Incelius Savage]

@tehgymcel420 thoughts on him getting stinky roast beef hole?

 

[Ericfffc]

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

For me the money was nothing compared to her.

 

[squirrelsonfire2]

 

[Tenshi]

 

[Treebarkquartz]

Only gay because you smoked weed at the end like a true normie scum . Shouldve hit the streets looking for some more ass .

 

[BaffleTrot]

I love it man, glad to hear you had a good time. I hope it sustains you for a while.

 

[unuser]

Escortmaxx would only be worth for me if we could do it raw

Don't want AIDS though

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I had not cummed yet so she proposed to do a hand job. Her hand job was really professional and I started cumming after like 1,5 minute.

She rushed because the time was running out? Why did you agree to finish in handjob?? Did you know how much time in reality was left?

Rushing before the time has genuinely run out = automatic negative review

I hate this. I would never, ever allow to finish in handjob, if I am being with a woman. I've been doing that alone and miserable for decades.

 

[Deleted member 36606]

Entered the apartment and was totally amazed when I saw her. I immediately handed over the money because I just wanted to get intimate with her. For me the money was nothing compared to her.

 

[fast_curry]

Lifefuel indeed. Congrats

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

"Escortcelling" is a filthy activity. I get Chad vibes each time I read stories like this.

 

[Dregster]

Escortmaxx would only be worth for me if we could do it raw

Don't want AIDS though

Dont worry

The odds of getting aids from a regular hole is just the same

 

[Frat Link The Chad]

I dunno why but the enjoying the rest of the night consuming a hot dog is just somehow strangely funny to me.

 

[Sheogorath]

I had not cummed yet so she proposed to do a hand job

why didn't you cum yet op

 

[Emba]

Stop mogging me!

 

[Deleted member 38622]

Idk about this story, it just feels wrong, just remove the escort part and you have a chad bragging on how he fucked a model and didn't cum in 2 seconds because he isn't deprived of female touch...

 

[Deleted member 34301]

Damn bro you are living the life

 

[tehgymcel420]

@tehgymcel420 thoughts on him getting stinky roast beef hole?

This is brutal, where I live fucking a prostitute is illegal (but being a prostitute isn't ). On top of that the whores in my city are old and ugly af yet still expensive.

 

[lemon21]

I dunno man, i doubt everytime someone says they fucked a 9 escort, its kinda sus as the ads usually tend to be utter bullshit. in my opinion if they are really pretty girls why would they be on prostitution when they could get as easily a rich man and get the same treatment if not better than doing that.

 

[Deleted member 34772]

Escort”cels”

I get Chad vibes each time I read stories like this.

 

[based_meme]

I dunno man, i doubt everytime someone says they fucked a 9 escort, its kinda sus as the ads usually tend to be utter bullshit. in my opinion if they are really pretty girls why would they be on prostitution when they could get as easily a rich man and get the same treatment if not better than doing that.

You make a good point, but there only so many rich men to go around that you're guaranteed to have beautiful women leftover. Many of them become professional whores and Dubai portapotties, because the money is good and they have the looks to carry them through ez mode in life. The more intelligent ones among them (imo) become cam whores. That way they can have cucks throwing money at them without having to fuck the fat ugly simps.

 

[Emba]

I fucked a nein!

 

[Immolator]

I get Chad vibes each time I read stories like this.

 

[lemon21]

You make a good point, but there only so many rich men to go around that you're guaranteed to have beautiful women leftover. Many of them become professional whores and Dubai portapotties, because the money is good and they have the looks to carry them through ez mode in life. The more intelligent ones among them (imo) become cam whores. That way they can have cucks throwing money at them without having to fuck the fat ugly simps.

Man, how sad that i was born a guy. if i were a girl i could sell nudes or just cam whore. meanwhile as a man i have to literally break my mind for ideas to get money.... really sad times we live in.

 

[Lonely4Ever]

IncelTears will get triggered that you got sex as an Incel

 

[thewageslave]

why didn't you cum yet op

It's difficult to cum. It's not like watching porn...

Guess its because my brain has been damaged by porn so much that I can't cum in real action

I dunno man, i doubt everytime someone says they fucked a 9 escort, its kinda sus as the ads usually tend to be utter bullshit. in my opinion if they are really pretty girls why would they be on prostitution when they could get as easily a rich man and get the same treatment if not better than doing that.

When I say it was a 9, it was a 9.

I know that 99 % of the escorts look like dog shit. But this was a fucking surprise for me. My friend was with me on this trip and he fucked her first. He is very picky and really doubted fucking an escort because he don't like the typical escort look, and when he stepped out he said to me that she was a goddess with a natural gf look.

She rushed because the time was running out? Why did you agree to finish in handjob?? Did you know how much time in reality was left?

Rushing before the time has genuinely run out = automatic negative review

I hate this. I would never, ever allow to finish in handjob, if I am being with a woman. I've been doing that alone and miserable for decades.

She didn't rush. I wanted to finish it myself. I felt satisfied enough. And handjob was really great. Its not like masturbating, especially when you are oiled up.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

YOU HAD SEX aksdjfhkajsdfhklajshfkljahdfkljash


FUCKL:KJHNkladsfhnfkljasdhnf

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Could've put that money into crypto instead

 

[Cope_Time]

 

[Sheogorath]

It's difficult to cum. It's not like watching porn...

Pretty sure porn is usually the opposite: sex lasts longer than it usually does IRL due to them having experience holding it in.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

 

[Grashüpfer]

Surprisingly cheap.

 

[Hapacalyptist]

 

[Caesercel]

1000 dkk.

What currency is that?

Idk about this story, it just feels wrong, just remove the escort part and you have a chad bragging on how he fucked a model and didn't cum in 2 seconds because he isn't deprived of female touch...

That's because OP cheated. Why do you think feminists want to ban prostitution. They don't want us to experience something that is reserved for chad.

Man, how sad that i was born a guy. if i were a girl i could sell nudes or just cam whore. meanwhile as a man i have to literally break my mind for ideas to get money.... really sad times we live in.

 

[IamLost]

OP did you kiss her?

 

[Loner94]

Good for you chad

 

[FuRed]

View: https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o

 

[based_meme]

What currency is that?

Computer, what currency is dkk?

Big bruh moment that you're using the internet, but aren't taking five seconds to use a search engine.

 

[Caesercel]

Computer, what currency is dkk?

Big bruh moment that you're using the internet, but aren't taking five seconds to use a search engine.

I'm not that desperate to know it. I will let OP tell me instead and get that sweet notif dopamine

 

[erenyeager]

I dunno why but the enjoying the rest of the night consuming a hot dog is just somehow strangely funny to me.

 

[Deleted member 35110]

Cope

 

[erenyeager]

"Escortcelling" is a filthy activity. I get Chad vibes each time I read stories like this.

This is incels.is after all of course chads are the main population

 

[ArabSander]

I'm not that desperate to know it. I will let OP tell me instead and get that sweet notif dopamine

 

[yez]

Good for you chad

 

[based_meme]

I'm not that desperate to know it. I will let OP tell me instead and get that sweet notif dopamine

KEK, fair enough.

 

[Dangerdude]

Went to the room and layed on the bed. She started giving me a nice massage on my back with oil. She then started the body 2 body massage, both of us completely oiled, and suddenly my dick couldn't resist anymore. I was exploding and ordered her to start the sexual activity immediately. She did reverse cowgirl. Then started doggy with her round cute ass in front of me. Her legs were so smooth and nice. Then I did the missionary on her petite body and kissed her breasts. I had not cummed yet so she proposed to do a hand job. Her hand job was really professional and I started cumming after like 1,5 minute. Went to the shower because of all the oil and went out like a fresh man and took a nice danish hot dog in Rådhuspladsen and then smoked some weed in Christiania in the evening

Good job

 

[Emba]

Computer, what currency is dkk?

Big bruh moment that you're using the internet, but aren't taking five seconds to use a search engine.

I wish I was smart like you.... Sigh

 

[Lycan]

Fucked a 9

year old