NSFW Found cum in my Chinese food

[Ika-Sama]

After LDARING I got hungry and wanted to eat something, but my mom said she can't be fucked to cook anything and they won't let me cook because I almost burnt the house down. She gave me 10 dollars to go buy Chinese food. I decided to get fried rice and dog chicken meat, after I gave him my cash he stuck his hand for a tip. I said: Sorry, I'm broke hehe. He got annoyed heavily and I could even see an eye twitch. He said be right back, I sat there wondering why my order is taking so long (waiting for 40 min). Afterwards he came back with my order, the food was tasty until I noticed there was some milky white shit in my food. It even smelled off, I just ended up cutting my losses and went to bed hungry.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

They tend to hire locals. Perhaps a Mulatta was working.

 

[Ika-Sama]

They tend to hire locals. Perhaps a Mulatta was working.

 

[Deleted member 41988]

 

[SparkLight]

That was Chang cooming on your meal after fucking a cuck’s wife in the kitchen

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Hahaha...I've got it handled.

 

[fjeiru]

that was me its the only way i can get people to eat my cum

 

[Ika-Sama]

that was me its the only way i can get people to eat my cum

Jimin Junglecock

 

[CroatianManlet]

After LDARING I got hungry and wanted to eat something, but my mom said she can't be fucked to cook anything and they won't let me cook because I almost burnt the house down. She gave me 10 dollars to go buy Chinese food. I decided to get fried rice and dog chicken meat, after I gave him my cash he stuck his hand for a tip. I said: Sorry, I'm broke hehe. He got annoyed heavily and I could even see an eye twitch. He said be right back, I sat there wondering why my order is taking so long (waiting for 40 min). Afterwards he came back with my order, the food was tasty until I noticed there was some milky white shit in my food. It even smelled off, I just ended up cutting my losses and went to bed hungry.

Interesting

 

[Pikacel]

 

[Izayacel]

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

What the fuck

 

[Emba]

that was me its the only way i can get people to eat my cum

Egg fu cum

 

[CopeKeith]

I cant stand street food, even typical McDonald's shit. You dont know WHAT they're doing with your food. You can't assault the people after finding out, and it's not worth the legal effort. Fuck eating out, it's designed for women. Make everything in house, you have the internet as your receipe book.

 

[Deleted member 41600]

That was me. Sorry.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

What the hell kind of Chinese joints are you going to that request a tip before the food is in your hands? What country OP? Holy shit I would be so paranoid there.

 

[Bedford Stye]

It was white chicken shit

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

That's his stick glue special.

 

[TrueForcedIncel]

I might waste a stupid mothafucka for doing that kind of dumbass shit. I'd catch the son of a bitch after work and beat the living shit out'em, same with anyone fucking with my grub like that.

That's just sick, I paid the fucking money. Now get me my God dame food untampered, you dumb son of a bitch or I'll have you eating through a straw!

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

After LDARING I got hungry and wanted to eat something, but my mom said she can't be fucked to cook anything and they won't let me cook because I almost burnt the house down. She gave me 10 dollars to go buy Chinese food. I decided to get fried rice and dog chicken meat, after I gave him my cash he stuck his hand for a tip. I said: Sorry, I'm broke hehe. He got annoyed heavily and I could even see an eye twitch. He said be right back, I sat there wondering why my order is taking so long (waiting for 40 min). Afterwards he came back with my order, the food was tasty until I noticed there was some milky white shit in my food. It even smelled off, I just ended up cutting my losses and went to bed hungry.

I thought you had a personal cook

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

I thought you had a personal cook

He made it personally for him.

 

[Escthectrler]

Brb using imagination no pics

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

Brb using imagination no pics

 

[Deleted member 21770]

no pics

yup didnt happen lawl

 

[Ika-Sama]

That was me. Sorry.

 

[IncelHeII]

Why did he expect a tip? Anyway extra protein OP

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

Anyway extra protein

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

fuckk chinks fucking hate em

 

[Deleted member 42611]

don't bully me

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

Chinese food is scrumptious

 

[l33tbl0k3]

if you were sure it was cum, you should take sample of it and go to a lab and confirm its human dna and then the gook gonna be criminally charged. thats akin to sexual assault, could be minimium jail sentence for that

this, it's actually considered bio warfare or something lol

 

[Greyandoldcel]

Egg fu cum

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

After LDARING I got hungry and wanted to eat something, but my mom said she can't be fucked to cook anything and they won't let me cook because I almost burnt the house down. She gave me 10 dollars to go buy Chinese food. I decided to get fried rice and dog chicken meat, after I gave him my cash he stuck his hand for a tip. I said: Sorry, I'm broke hehe. He got annoyed heavily and I could even see an eye twitch. He said be right back, I sat there wondering why my order is taking so long (waiting for 40 min). Afterwards he came back with my order, the food was tasty until I noticed there was some milky white shit in my food. It even smelled off, I just ended up cutting my losses and went to bed hungry.

did the meal cost exactly 10 dollars?

 

[EternalStorm]

Chinese food is scrumptious

Without the cum that is...

 

[EternalStorm]

Sue the shit out of that place amigo

 

[nystagmuscel]

They tend to hire locals. Perhaps a Mulatta was working.

 

[YBP Yxngcel]

After LDARING I got hungry and wanted to eat something, but my mom said she can't be fucked to cook anything and they won't let me cook because I almost burnt the house down. She gave me 10 dollars to go buy Chinese food. I decided to get fried rice and dog chicken meat, after I gave him my cash he stuck his hand for a tip. I said: Sorry, I'm broke hehe. He got annoyed heavily and I could even see an eye twitch. He said be right back, I sat there wondering why my order is taking so long (waiting for 40 min). Afterwards he came back with my order, the food was tasty until I noticed there was some milky white shit in my food. It even smelled off, I just ended up cutting my losses and went to bed hungry.

God thanks I don't live in the US. Imagine having to pay tips in hopes of the chef not fucking you over and doing something nasty to your food

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

I cant stand street food, even typical McDonald's shit. You dont know WHAT they're doing with your food. You can't assault the people after finding out, and it's not worth the legal effort. Fuck eating out, it's designed for women. Make everything in house, you have the internet as your receipe book.

This is what I think. Eating out is a female trait.

 

[El Enemigo]

I gave him my cash he stuck his hand for a tip.

Most American shit I've read today

Also, OP, next time take a pic of the food and threaten the rice with it instead of going home hungry like a little cuck.

 

[Sexless incel]

They ask for tips at the chinese joint now???? clown world usa

 

[MarquisDeSade]