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JFL Finish the joke: Alek Minassian walks into a bar -

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  • and he says, “Those damn pedestrians need to learn how to use a sidewalk”.
 
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  • and he says, “If any of you ladies need a designated driver - my van is parked outside”.
 
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It's flawed...

It should be...

"Alex Minassian drives into a bar..."
 
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Wrong: he drives into a bar
 
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  • and he says, “you will not believe the traffic I had to fight to get here before Happy Hour ended”.
 
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“People need to learn how to use a sidewalk - I almost popped a tire running one over while driving here.”
 
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  • and he says, “Traffic in Toronto is terrible - stacies keep jumping in front of my van while I’m driving.”
 
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  • and he says, “Shit, I was looking for a sorority house - and I got lost.”
 
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I hate him. If it wasn't for him and his retarded larp post no one would care about incels.
 
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I hate him. If it wasn't for him and his retarded larp post no one would care about incels.
Incels are the new nigger/boogeymen that everything bad that occurs will now be blamed on.

:soy: “Children, I’m a cuck public school elementary school teacher, and I want you to know - incels were behind 9/11.”:soy:

If a normie can’t find their keys in the morning - it’s an incel’s fault.
 
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You know it's over when your last name ends with asian
 
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And he ordered a beer.
 
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Normies must be chemically castrated and be publicly tortured in normie concentration camps
 
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...and orders a vanilla martini.
 
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  • and he says, “None of you will have to put more money into the meter - a couple foids already paid the bill”.
 
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Does ChatGPT do jokes? Could ask it to finish the joke for you.
 
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Imo it would be better as: "Alek Minassian drives into a bar" :feelshehe:
 
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