JFL Female chimpanzees sneak off to mate with lower ranking males when alpha isn't watching

[ONION BURPS]

I asked chatGPT how do monkeys choose mates when they all look the same when humans have different phenotypes to an insane degree. I can see how some people develop "types" that they're attracted to more. But how do monkeys do it?

Apparently it's more subtle stuff

But, HUGE emphasis on social behavior. Women are literally gushing over oofy doofy types in the monkey group. They'll sneak away from the ogre alpha and fuck the quieter, kinder ones instead.

Is there a modicum of hope they'll start choosing us soon to cheat on Chad with?

 

[Argenfarker]

Lifefuel for chimpanzeecels

 

[whyflylongtimecel]

just be oofy doofy

 

[Homegrownman326]

We're not bonobos or chimps. Human females select for aggression

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

Tfw was born a human incel instead of a chimp incel.

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

Natural Selection Retards are on actual suicide watch, This is clear quite evidence that there is nothing natural about how women these days select their companions.

 

[ONION BURPS]

Natural Selection Retards are on actual suicide watch, This is clear quite evidence that there is nothing natural about how women these days select their companions.

Surprised me tbh. Gives credence to how brain dead they are and how they just follow the trends. I've seen tiktoks of granny foids saying height was never talked about back in the 60s. Hollywood heartthrobs that were like 5'8 etc.