Farted Intentionally Stacy Job Interview

[maynarde]

The email said I was meeting Cole.

Cole was busy so it was LaTanya

I could tell she hated me

The first one was silent but deadly

Her nostrils flared trying to sniff it

The second was a nice moist squirt that didn't smell

She aborted with a curt .....don't call us.....we sure as hell won't be calling you

When I hit the street I busted out laughing

Underwear was in bad shape

Job avoided

 

[this is hell]

go ER

 

[SchrodingersDick]

You’re names curt. Inb4 edit

 

[Newbie17]

u wot m8

keked @ LaTanya, sounds like a name a pornstar would have tbh

 

[lastchancel]

NEET strats
@NEETAndTidy take notes

 

[Indari]

absolutely disgusting

 

[Zesto]

> LaTanya

> Stacy

Choose one.

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

This literally only hurt you. Are you retarded?

 

[maynarde]

absolutely disgusting

The first fart is still wafting around in the office drapes

50 years from now it will still be hanging around smelling like rotting cabbage

 

[jerrycan dan]

This literally only hurt you. Are you retarded?

not bad if he wants to stay NEET and is getting bux for it

 

[maynarde]

This literally only hurt you. Are you retarded?

Obviously, it didn't hurt me, since I wasnt gonna be hired

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

Obviously, it didn't hurt me, since I wasnt gonna be hired

You are now forever known by at least one person as the disgusting fuck who almost shit himself in a job interview. You never know who she knows, or how this could come back to haunt you. You gained nothing.

 

[maynarde]

Forever, as in, like a billion years?


A million trillion Klingons at an office party will be saying

That disgusting fucker farted in here 998 million years ago?

 

[Indari]

The first fart is still wafting around in the office drapes

50 years from now it will still be hanging around smelling like rotting cabbage

i was eating when i opened this thread

 

[Zaetheus]

A win for u I guess lol

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Problem, Shaneequa? Was she a black whore?

 

[Deleted member 5861]

this will be posted on IT.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

NEET strats
@NEETAndTidy take notes

This is the silliest post I've seen in a while

 

[lastchancel]

This is the silliest post I've seen in a while

I meant for NEETs that collect welfare and job seeking is mandatory to continue welfare. Just fart like crazy and you'll never get hired!

You’re names curt. Inb4 edit

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I meant for NEETs that collect welfare and job seeking is mandatory to continue welfare. Just fart like crazy and you'll never get hired!

Well I'm on disability lol

 

[lastchancel]

Well I'm on disability lol

ah, works

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

good ,whores like her deserve it

 

[Newbie17]

this will be posted on IT.

Visionarycel

 

[microDongCityUSA]

she was probably a bit attracted you didn't act like a female and hold it in making your stomach soar, i always did that in school......had stomach cramps at the end of the day then would release an ultra fart train when i got home

 

[Hunter]

low inhib as fuck.

 

[UBERCEL]

Wouldn't be surprised tbh

 

[EthnicelNL]

Just fart during job interviews theory

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

Based

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

High IQ

 

[Weed]

Autismmaxxed

High IQ

 

[acnescarcel]

 

[maynarde]

This is the silliest post I've seen in a while

Actually, it was an attempt at levity

Just fart during job interviews theory

Lol

Fartcel

 

[Deleted member 265]

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