Fakecel Trait: You Are Happy When a user Ascends.

[Creosote]

I’m always suspicious of users who celebrate when another user ascends. A real incel would not cheer for someone who ascends, because it reminds him that he is being left behind. A natural reaction should be anger, envy or at least deep sorrow, not happiness. If you’re happy that some ex-incel is out there thrusting his cock into a pussy and enjoying the presence of a female, you were never really in the pit. You’re just a fakecel larper.

 

[kay']

A real incel

JoinedMar 27, 2025
Posts548

 

[Allah (Real)]

Fakecel Trait: You Are Happy

 

[Krobus]

Fakecel trait: You

 

[DarkStar]

Reasonable point tbh

I mean i'm not saying they're all LARPs, but I mean i just don't see why you'd say "congrats" to someone and feel happy for them for getting what you want. I mean, just let that sit in & doesn't it seemed cucked?

But yes, it does remind me of being left behind

 

[unionistcel]

I’m happy for the guy ascending but sad for myself as yes it’s a reminder that someone else ascended and I can’t.
I get why you think that though mate

 

[UglyDumbass]

This happened to someone once and I felt sad as shit that they are gone now

 

[justuseless]

Ascend = fakecel

 

[Creosote]

Reasonable point tbh

I mean i'm not saying they're all LARPs, but I mean i just don't see why you'd say "congrats" to someone and feel happy for them for getting what you want. I mean, just let that sit in & doesn't it seemed cucked?

But yes, it does remind me of being left behind

Yeah, being a bluepilled cuck might be another reason why some users here congratulate sexhavers.

 

[KangaEvenKoala]

I have been consumed by RAGE and ENVY

 

[I want to believe]

If a guy who is far from being a chad miraculously ascended, I would be happy for him. But the thing is, it's impossible to ascend as an incel.

 

[The Reaver]

Fuck off normie. I don't feel the inclination to feel happy for chads slaying foids while I rot all day.

 

[TooSomething]

Nah, if a brocel ascends I will be happy for him and wish him all the best and healthy children and success in life.

 

[boneless goblin]

I don't care cuz he'd end up being a betacuck

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Idc, I'm glad that Incline found someone, if someone deserved to meet someone then its him. I just hope the girl he met was actually a good person and not one of those BPD whores to gravitate towards incels. He did pretty much all the soft maxxing he could have done and even planned going to SEA which takes a lot of effort

 

[Mihailo Toloto]

JoinedMar 27, 2025
Posts549

 

[Cnidoblastos]

Yes, because a real incel never stops being incel. Anyone who can have sex with a woman is not a real incel.

 

[veLZixX]

I mean we all know chads are pumping and dumping each second, it doesn't change anything if 1 brocel ascends

 

[Butane]

JoinedMar 27, 2025

Whatever you say, truest truecel.

 

[DarkStar]

JoinedMar 27, 2025
Posts549

JoinedDec 17, 2024Posts834

yet you act like you're any less of a newfag you fucking retard

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Ascend = fakecel

 

[Rapistcel]

I’m always suspicious of users who celebrate when another user ascends. A real incel would not cheer for someone who ascends, because it reminds him that he is being left behind. A natural reaction should be anger, envy or at least deep sorrow, not happiness. If you’re happy that some ex-incel is out there thrusting his cock into a pussy and enjoying the presence of a female, you were never really in the pit. You’re just a fakecel larper.

Fully agree

 

[Rapistcel]

JoinedDec 17, 2024Posts834

yet you act like you're any less of a newfag you fucking retard

I'm a newcunt too but I'm against postshaming and newshaming.

 

[LUCK]

If you get happy while imagining someone ascend then you're a faggot

If you seethe while imagining someone ascend then you're an even bigger faggot

 

[foidslayer56]

I’m always suspicious of users who celebrate when another user ascends. A real incel would not cheer for someone who ascends, because it reminds him that he is being left behind. A natural reaction should be anger, envy or at least deep sorrow, not happiness. If you’re happy that some ex-incel is out there thrusting his cock into a pussy and enjoying the presence of a female, you were never really in the pit. You’re just a fakecel larper.

Only if ur a hating ass cracka. Why not be happy for a fellow Brocel? If u weren’t such a bitch you’d use it as motivation to find a way to ascend too.

 

[The Judge]

If you ascend, you were never an incel to begin with.

 

[Sans]

I'm not going to pretend I'm not upset because it's what I deserve, but I can't help but feel a bit of happiness for someone who finally got what they deserve as well after decades of suffering.

 

[Justanotherbloke]

what pisses me off is the brag threads they feel the need to put out there. Why not just ask mods to nuke your account instead of rubbing it in someone else's face.
And if the person in question ascended It means they probably lied about their looks, larped, failed normie who happens to be lazy as hell etc..
Which means they never truly belonged here, and weren't here for the long run.
So it's not a loss

 

[DutchCel01]

Crabs in a bucket mentality. We should help each other as much as we can but i guess someone that ascends isnt one of us anymore. I too have voiced my anger to people who have ascended from here but its mostly cause its all teenagers (children) who all acted like truecels when in reality most of them were shy ltn to mtn.

 

[Runt171]

what pisses me off is the brag threads they feel the need to put out there. Why not just ask mods to nuke your account instead of rubbing it in someone else's face.
And if the person in question ascended It means they probably lied about their looks, larped, failed normie who happens to be lazy as hell etc..
Which means they never truly belonged here, and weren't here for the long run.

Exactly

 

[Justanotherbloke]

Crabs in a bucket mentality. We should help each other as much as we can but i guess someone that ascends isnt one of us anymore. I too have voiced my anger to people who have ascended from here but its mostly cause its all teenagers (children) who all acted like truecels when in reality most of them were shy ltn to mtn.

Yes but just ask the mods to delete the account instead of typing paragraphs of text about it and the experience / entire story.

 

[DutchCel01]

Crabs in a bucket mentality. We should help each other as much as we can but i guess someone that ascends isnt one of us anymore. I too have voiced my anger to people who have ascended from here but its mostly cause its all teenagers (children) who all acted like truecels when in reality most of them were shy ltn to mtn.

For thosr people being incel is just their version of emo teenagers from back in the day, they move on and laugh about it when their 50 with their wife and 2 children. While for us its real life.

 

[DutchCel01]

Yes but just ask the mods to delete the account instead of typing paragraphs of text about it and the experience / entire story.

I agree i hate the smug bragging. Almost to show us they are above us now.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

I agree i hate the smug bragging. Almost to show us they are above us now.

Same

 

[nullterror]

particularly borderline fakecels that ascend and not post during those fellow ascensions ..TCH can’t take this

 

[Creosote]

Only if ur a hating ass cracka. Why not be happy for a fellow Brocel? If u weren’t such a bitch you’d use it as motivation to find a way to ascend too.

Watch your mouth, you stupid nigger. You sound like a redpiller who thinks an incel can ascend with hard work and ‘game.’

 

[foidslayer56]

Watch your mouth, you stupid nigger. You sound like a redpiller who thinks an incel can ascend with hard work and ‘game.’

go fuck urself angry hating honky trash. There’s a reason why the term ascension exists. Some people can ascend depending on how over it is for them. An example, one might have good facial structure hidden under fat, after gymcelling it could reveal itself. There are plenty of examples of guys having glowups after taking care of themselves. Yes some incels it was over before it began but there’s not just one type of incel; there’s levels. Guys on this forum have claimed to ascend too.

 

[Deta97]

If one were to ascend, good for them, may it go well for the brocel.

Though I'm behind, I've kinda accepted it, and I'd too locked in to be affected by it. Because whether or not someone "ascends" before me doesn't matter, I'll be the winner.


View: https://youtu.be/ITn2Zvaut9A?si=VRCGzi2AZcyH7yfq

 

[FuckYou]

It doesn’t make me mad personally

 

[Jimb0]

depends on their skin color

 

[Creosote]

what pisses me off is the brag threads they feel the need to put out there. Why not just ask mods to nuke your account instead of rubbing it in someone else's face.

Fakecels post that shit to boost their ego, not to say goodbye. They enjoy seeing our reactions, especially when people get mad or bitter. It all confirms to them that they made it out while we stayed behind. It makes them feel like heroes.

Some people can ascend depending on how over it is for them

It’s either over or it’s not. There’s no such thing as “how over.”

An example, one might have good facial structure hidden under fat, after gymcelling it could reveal itself.

If someone was a fatso and became attractive after gymcelling, that just proves they were a volcel the whole time. It was never over for them.

There are plenty of examples of guys having glowups after taking care of themselves.

Only fakecels "glow up"

 

[Friezacel]

Nah, if a brocel ascends I will be happy for him and wish him all the best and healthy children and success in life.

cucked

 

[Justanotherbloke]

Fakecels post that shit to boost their ego, not to say goodbye. They enjoy seeing our reactions, especially when people get mad or bitter. It all confirms to them that they made it out while we stayed behind. It makes them feel like heroes.

I'd laugh when a brag threads is posted and there are 0 responses, just ignored and banned.

 

[estonia2k]

Indifferent

 

[shishiowasright]

I feel a bit envious, honestly.
But it’s not like being a betabuxx is any better