It's Over Explanation for my recent (future) absences

[BornToLose]

The day has come. In fact a couple weeks ago. Which is nice. Not sure for how long but hopefully they can sort their own shit out for now. All should be going smoothly and I can continue rotting as best I do.

Grats

 

[DutchCel01]

Idk what the fuck is going on im too new for this. But congrats my nigga or not idk

 

[Scatius Deletus]

 

[DutchCel01]

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[The Enforcer]

Grats

I still wonder if it'll be short lived. But I can enjoy the rot for now

 

[The Enforcer]

Idk what the fuck is going on im too new for this. But congrats my nigga or not idk

brutal 2newpill

 

[The Enforcer]

Put all cash in monero and withdraw upon landing theory...


Until you realize Bogdanoff said "doomp it" and all crypto crashed during the flight and you now own a grand total of 0.0000000001 cents

How do I even get the monero though?

 

[SrutalBeggs]

How do I even get the monero though?

Ideally you find your local crypto enthusiast and pay him to deposit an equivalent amount of monero to your wallet address, though dunno how you're gonna find one if you're a shut in incel with no one to talk to

But I personally use those crypto ATMs instead. You can probably find some near your area if you look them up. They take a gigantic cut of your money though, so that's another problem. And remember, these are being watched too, I usually wear a motorcycle helmet and gloves when using these. I probably would just ask a friend to do this for me, but I don't have or trust anyone to handle my money

Remember, afterwards, you transfer the money to several other addresses and trash the original wallet you used for the deposits.

Those are just the """untrackable""" methods though, you can sign up for some KYC exchange online. But obviously they will ask for your details.

 

[The Enforcer]

Ideally you find your local crypto enthusiast and pay him to deposit an equivalent amount of monero to your wallet address, though dunno how you're gonna find one if you're a shut in incel with no one to talk to

But I personally use those crypto ATMs instead. You can probably find some near your area if you look them up. They take a gigantic cut of your money though, so that's another problem. And remember, these are being watched too, I usually wear a motorcycle helmet and gloves when using these. I probably would just ask a friend to do this for me, but I don't have or trust anyone to handle my money

Remember, afterwards, you transfer the money to several other addresses and trash the original wallet you used for the deposits.

Those are just the """untrackable""" methods though, you can sign up for some KYC exchange online. But obviously they will ask for your details.

Yeah seems rather implausible. An ATM would realistically be the only option