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Indisputably everyone, even you. All but I, and I alone.
I have decades of knowledge and experience that suggest this fact, and naught a trace of proof that counters my claim.
I am the last, a mystical unicorn, in a black sea of dull normgroids!
Remember this post, for when doom comes, all but the most furtive, necromantic, and veiled, all but he shall be punished!
As it was written in the scripture of old, he shall be rewarded by the stygian deities who so deeply compensate the adversaries of normals.
You will look to me to be your salvation. So, thou must struggle to deviate from the alluring pathways of normaldom, as I have so assiduously escaped.
Perhaps I will show you kindness for your efforts, lowly disciple.
I have decades of knowledge and experience that suggest this fact, and naught a trace of proof that counters my claim.
I am the last, a mystical unicorn, in a black sea of dull normgroids!
Remember this post, for when doom comes, all but the most furtive, necromantic, and veiled, all but he shall be punished!
As it was written in the scripture of old, he shall be rewarded by the stygian deities who so deeply compensate the adversaries of normals.
You will look to me to be your salvation. So, thou must struggle to deviate from the alluring pathways of normaldom, as I have so assiduously escaped.
Perhaps I will show you kindness for your efforts, lowly disciple.
