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Serious Even though Luc Besson is a sexhaver, he is based and makes great films

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33 years old Luc Besson married 16 years old wife Maiween (1992-1997) who played Plavalaguna in the fifth element 1997.

38 years old Luc Besson married 21 years old wife Milla Jovovich (1996-1997) who played Leelo in the fifth element 1997.

I like him only because normies despise him because he's ugly and short.
 
He 's the ONLY director I know of who makes tallfags, Chads the enemies and ugly, short guys the hereos in nearly all of his films.

In his Valerian film, we got to see a 5'7 dude with a hot Jewish girl, and all the reviews were how the protagonist was too scrawny and didn't fit the strongman hereo role, 0/10.

Women and men both agreed, short = dysgenic.

I appreciate you Luc for being the ONLY director who dares show short and/or short ugly men with tall, beautiful 10/10 women.

Normies want to censure us from even imagining being with a tall model because ugly, short men are good for nothing tunnel rats who should be cut and half and thrown in a blender.
 
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Leon: The Professional is one of my favorite movies. Natalie is so perfect there. Normies also hate the movie for being "creepy", "pedo", lol
 
He’s definitely a loli lover
 
Leon: The Professional is one of my favorite movies. Natalie is so perfect there. Normies also hate the movie for being "creepy", "pedo", lol
It's an awesome fucking movie, every second.

I loved his recent Dracula film too. Americans seem to hate it.

The lead guy is ugly.
 
33 years old Luc Besson married 16 years old wife Maiween (1992-1997) who played Plavalaguna in the fifth element 1997.

38 years old Luc Besson married 21 years old wife Milla Jovovich (1996-1997) who played Leelo in the fifth element 1997.

I like him only because normies despise him because he's ugly and short.
Jealous agecucks want to hang him from the gallows
 
Jealous agecucks want to hang him from the gallows
In Dracula theatrical US release trailer, all the comments are raging that he should be imprisoned and hanged for being a pedo, or they say his films suck.

The Professional is his best film, and Angel is also great.

The latter, not well known, is a shortcel falling in love with a tall model angel, who falls in love back.

Reviews hated it because he was short and ugly, of course
 
In Dracula theatrical US release trailer, all the comments are raging that he should be imprisoned and hanged for being a pedo, or they say his films suck.
Mr besson and his first wife are both french too, France has a different age of consent ffs.

It makes me laugh and pisses me off how Americans think the age of consent is 18 globally and even sometimes think it should be higher.
It's only 18 in a few US states like California too, in the others, it's 16 or 17.
Luccy boy here could marry is first wife when she was 16 in most US states and it'll be perfectly legal.

And best of all, plenty of normtards, moralniggers and agefags outside the US, like in the UK, also think the age of consent is 18.
It's not, UK age of consent is 16 and in other European countries, it's between 14-18.
 
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She is young there, but it's just such a good film. The director's cut is the best. I remember watching with family and my sister and boyfriend hated it.
I watched with my family too.
I didn't watch the directors cut version but they all thought I was fucking creepy when she kissed him since I was the one who put the movie on.
 
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Mr besson and his first wife are both french too, France has a different age of consent ffs.

It makes me laugh and pisses me off how Americans think the age of consent is 18 globally and even sometimes think it should be higher.
It's only 18 in a few US states like California too, in the others, it's 16 or 17.
Luccy boy here could marry is first wife when she was 16 in most US states and it'll be perfectly legal.

And best of all, plenty of normtards, moralniggers and agefags outside the US, like in the UK, also think the age of consent is 18.
It's not, UK age of consent is 16 and in other European countries, it's between 14-18.
She's 39 you pedo!!!!
 
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I watched with my family too.
I didn't watch the directors cut version but they all thought I was fucking creepy when she kissed him since I was the one who put the movie on.
They're scared for life. Everything great in that film was ruined due to that one scene, according to normies, and your parents think it's your fault. They think you're a disgusting creature for even wanting to watch it.

I watched it with my sister and her BF and I'm pretty sure they didn't talk to me for a few months because they saw I liked it, and while they probably appreciate it, are law followers, and if the law says you have to inject yourself with covid aids, they'd do that too.
 
WTF, she's 25 you sick bastard. Women aren't even fully developed at that age physically. They still have the brains of young teens that won't fully develop until they're at least 65.

Gross!!!!!! Fuck Brady. And fuck you for even considering finding a 25 year old child good looking.
 
WTF, she's 25 you sick bastard. Women aren't even fully developed at that age physically. They still have the brains of young teens that won't fully develop until they're at least 65.

Gross!!!!!! Fuck Brady. And fuck you for even considering finding a 25 year old child good looking.
He should be dating a 80 year old grandma
 
I want to breed Natalie Hershlag tbh
 
I might have to watch it
 
I heard besson originally planned a sex scene between leon and matilda, but Reno turned out to be an agecuck and flat out refused to do it. movie could've been legendary now its just safe dad shit.
 
I might have to watch it
It's a good film. A really good film. Only watch the director's cut, where you get to see 13yo Natalie go on hits with Reno.
 

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