ER comes back from Heaven, you're able to ask 3 questions. What would they be?

[AccountError]

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[BummerDrummerOG]

Can I have your gun
How does it feel being based
Do you go to heaven
(Bonus question) Where should I hit with question 1

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Why didn't you break into the sorority house by shooting the doorknob or breaking through the windows?
Why didn't you kill your stepmom instead of the ricecels?
Why didn't you rape anyone before going ER?

 

[Numb]

ER will ascend in some 3rd world country tbh

 

[NEETard]

Will you be my friend

 

[Yerberito]

Idk