Dumb shit you did as a kid

[SubjectSigma]

I'll start:

1. Drew a butterfly with a body of a dick in elementary school, thought I was drawing a stinger. Art teacher was furious

2. Wiped my ass on the white shower curtain in protest of there being no more toilet paper

3. Put icy hot on my nut sack, burned like shit

 

[Murdoch89]

Broke windows on a church

Threw rocks at a bus

Biting my hand

Acting like a complete retard

 

[El Enemigo]

Broke windows on a church

Threw rocks at a bus

Biting my hand

Acting like a complete retard

If only you hadn't done the last 2 you would be a slayer

 

[El Enemigo]

Play videogames instead of hanging out

 

[SubjectSigma]

Biting my hand

 

[Retardfuel]

I put a small light bulb from toy into a socket, almost died

 

[SubjectSigma]

I put a small light bulb from toy into a socket, almost died

did it explode? Did you go to the hospital?

 

[Cobalt1257]

Accidentally dropped my 3DS and broke it. Decided to smash the broken pieces with a hammer for fun and because I wanted to see what was inside of it. One of the metal RF shields wouldn't detach so I tried prying it and cut my finger really bad.

 

[Retardfuel]

did it explode? Did you go to the hospital?

It exploded instantly but I was too retard to die

 

[Pepecel]

Broke a glass door, blamed it on another kid with the same name as me and he got fined 1000$

 

[SubjectSigma]

It exploded instantly but I was too retard to die

LUCK >>> INT

 

[Retardfuel]

LUCK >>> INT

I wish I would have died that day many years ago

 

[SubjectSigma]

I wish I would have died that day many years ago

so maybe DEF >>> INT

 

[BetterUnborn]

You sick fucks wonder why you can’t get foids. I’m ugly and short not autistic like some of you degenerates

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I ate the protection of the wire of my ps2 controller. (i was like 6 or 7 yo)
At some point half of the cables inside were visible before my parents bought me a new controller.
I could have died so many times, idk how tf I didn't die

 

[ForevrAlone]

Play videogames instead of hanging out

 

[Deleted member 40252]

Play videogames instead of hanging out