Dragon Age: The Veilguard might be the end of Bioware

[NEB.feelsdevil]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF-Kd2BBpx8


-no choices import from the first 2 games
-only 3 choices from the 3rd game import and they barely matter
-you can't be evil, mean or disagree with NPCs or your companions
-he says it feels like the ''HR is always in the room''
-your companions speak and act like 12 year olds
-no enemy variety, no quest variety
-maps feels like OverWatch maps and not real places
-no major decisions to be made until the last couple hours of the game
-characters talk like they are zoomers from modern day California
-no heavy themes, no dark themes, no edgy themes, just safe generic Disney fantasy tropes

It's over.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

I will still get it because I need to cope with it. I didn't wait a decade for nothing.

Dragon Age Origins used to be my favorite game ever until Baldur's Gate III.

Mass Effect is my favorite game series. I liked even Mass Effect Andromeda.

I need the game to be good. I liked even Dragon Age 2 and Inquisition. I desperately need more copes.

As always, I will create an ugly male character with acne, then I will romance the noodlefoid elf That should be good.

My class will be Mage, I want power fantasy and to feel strong. I HOPE IT WILL BE GOOD (it won't). IT NEEDS TO BE GOOD, I WAITED 10 YEARS

 

[J_Baggs]

I got this game early and it’s honestly fantastic

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

I got this game early and it’s honestly fantastic

Early access is chad trait. Incel needs to wait until release date.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Anyway, to be fair, I will also mention the good things:

-he said the environments look great
-the final hours of the game are very good

 

[J_Baggs]

Early access is chad trait. Incel needs to wait until release date.

Not really considering I committed a crime to obtain it

 

[Dragon Wizard]

I got this game early and it’s honestly fantastic

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

My future noodlewhore wife

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

I will be a Mage, either Death Caller or Evoker. Death Caller seems to be like a necromancer, Evoker like an elementalist.

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

I got this game early and it’s honestly fantastic

Woah you can actually get banned for a shit opinion that's hilarious I wouldn't spend 70 dollars on this trash though I have huge disdain for Woke shit like this if only I had my own studio I'd make such good games.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

The worst crime this game commited is DESTROYING THE QUNARI. I am genuinely speechless. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??? Having a stylized design is one thing. But this ain't it. What the fuck, mang??? Why did they do this?

Because the old designs were too masculine? And we can't have that anymore? Or because they're shit at character design and it was easier for them to make the Qunari look like male feminist soyboys?

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

I wouldn't spend 70 dollars on this trash

I will pirate it from Filelist

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

I will pirate it from Filelist

Based don't give them faggots any of your money.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

They made her breasts smaller with every iteration. At this pace, in the next game she will have chest scars instead of breasts

They boast about having TONS of customization options and representation, but they forgot to mention that's ONLY for the tranny shit

Here is what ''100% Chest size'' looks like

And 100% glute size / ass size. It's a fucking joke.

Feminists hate men so much, that they want to erase ANYTHING that men might like. It is biologically natural for men to be attracred by women's breasts and ass, so they HATE feminity. Feminists hating feminity because men like it. Clown world

Also, having feminine women would offend the trannies, this is yet another major reason they want to destroy femininity.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Gaming industry is due to imploded at any time now. Titans of the industry are failing all around us with no successor to fill the power vacuum, we are truly doomed by overly pandering video games that just end up boring because no risks are taken.

 

[Dragon Wizard]

Woah you can actually get banned for a shit opinion that's hilarious I wouldn't spend 70 dollars on this trash though I have huge disdain for Woke shit like this if only I had my own studio I'd make such good games.

Spoiler

no, it's an alt. but I wanted to leave that ban message

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

Spoiler

no, it's an alt. but I wanted to leave that ban message

Oh ok also Mr mod am I allowed nsfw hentai as my banner or avi just checking?

 

[Dragon Wizard]

Oh ok also Mr mod am I allowed nsfw hentai as my banner or avi just checking?

no because you can't tag avatars and banners

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

no because you can't tag avatars and banners

What does this mean I didn't ask about tagging?

 

[Dragon Wizard]

What does this mean I didn't ask about tagging?

You have to tag NSFW, as you can't tag avatars and banners you can't therefore tag it as NSFW

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

You have to tag NSFW, as you can't tag avatars and banners you can't therefore tag it as NSFW

I see also I see people here posting nudes of foids is that legal and allowed even if they don't have consent?

 

[Dragon Wizard]

I see also I see people here posting nudes of foids is that legal and allowed even if they don't have consent?

I dunno, but it has to have a NSFW tag

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

I dunno, but it has to have a NSFW tag

Hypothetically speaking if someone sends a vid of a woman humping a cat is that allowed? (In videogame) (satire)

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

I dunno, but it has to have a NSFW tag

Also why did you change my avi he was just licking her armpit wtf????

 

[Diogenescel]

It's complete shit. It removed the dark themes, became action oriented, etc.

 

[Dragon Wizard]

Also why did you change my avi he was just licking her armpit wtf????

Wasn't me

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

It removed the dark themes

“First day, they come and catch everyone. Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat. Third day, the men are all gnawed on again. Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate. Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn. Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams. Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew. Eighth day, we hated as she is violated. Ninth day, she grins and devours her kin. Now she does feast, as she's become the beast. Now you lay and wait, for their screams will haunt you in your dreams.” ―Hespith's poem, describing how broodmothers are created

From Dragon Age Origins, describing how darkspawn broodmothers are created.

Can you even imagine something like this being in this new zoomer DEI slop?

Baldur's Gate III is the only example of a modern game I can think of where they didn't shy away from the dark themes. There is some explicit stuff about the process to become mind flayer.

I genuinely fear for modern gaming. At first, it was just feminism. Then it was the gay shit, then the tranny shit, now this DEI shit. It's one thing to have a good game infected by DEI. But games are just bad now, too.

 

[starystulejarz]

I'm glad it's a miracle that they survived for so long after disaster of ME Andromeda they needed to be shut down instantly but EA thought they can still make something great. EA DICE is next on the road to the slaughterhouse. And then company will be dead to me, EA will only create shitty sports/racing games, dlcs to Sims/Apex and nothing else, even Ubislop has better imagination than them since at least they fund indie or AA games from time to time, but with EA they will fund only woke trash that will kill the studio after a single game.

Those niggers also bought Codemasters and they release only slop that is unplayable on average PC and has also inferior driving model to the old games like Dirt Rally 1/2.

 

[starystulejarz]

 

[Based NaziCel]

@Uggo Mongo Thank you that you finally banned that annoying GrAY faggot

 

[starystulejarz]

View attachment 1307625

They made her breasts smaller with every iteration. At this pace, in the next game she will have chest scars instead of breasts

They boast about having TONS of customization options and representation, but they forgot to mention that's ONLY for the tranny shit

View attachment 1307632

Here is what ''100% Chest size'' looks like

View attachment 1307634

And 100% glute size / ass size. It's a fucking joke.

Feminists hate men so much, that they want to erase ANYTHING that men might like. It is biologically natural for men to be attracred by women's breasts and ass, so they HATE feminity. Feminists hating feminity because men like it. Clown world

Also, having feminine women would offend the trannies, this is yet another major reason they want to destroy femininity.

Not even worth pirating, Inquisition was already mediocre and barely playable, but this thing is 1000x worse.

 

[Celsior]

Extremely based ban.

Keep up the fantastic work.

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

Wasn't me

Than who was it not even nsfw and it got taken down

 

[light]

They made her breasts smaller with every iteration. At this pace, in the next game she will have chest scars instead of breasts

remember all the shots focusing on mirandas ass in me2? those days are long gone now

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

mirandas ass in me2

I NEEDED TO CREAMPIE HER WITH MY COMMANDER SHEPHEARDER CHARACCTER

 

[Jud Pottah]

lol dragon age

Inquisition had gayy characters

i say the first ( Origins ) and the second hack n'slash game.

the only good ones, everything else is pozzed.

 

[slavcel11]

who cares, the game is for overweight 13 yo girls anyway, been that way since the beginning

 

[NocturnalCel]

Apparently, there’s some cut scene about how to apologize for misgendering a troon

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

who cares,

I do, because in theory, this type of game should be lifefuel for me.

I play these games for the power fantasy. I want to be a powerful mage that no one messes with, and I also want romance in my game,

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Apparently, there’s some cut scene about how to apologize for misgendering a troon

Yes, I've seen those. That's... insane. But I will not have a troon character, I will have an ugly male character with acne, I will romance the noodle elf whore.

 

[Lone-Star]

Shitty game with millennial writing made to pander to trannies.
Not worth wasting my time on it.
I'll just sit back and watch as the game flops and makes the studio go bankrupt like the last 100 woke games before it.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

I'll just sit back and watch as the game flops

It will provide some juicy youtubefuel, currently watching this:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7B_L4QxWy0


But I still want to play it. It won't have denuvo, so they should be able to crack it fast and easy.

 

[Cuckoja]

View attachment 1307625

They made her breasts smaller with every iteration. At this pace, in the next game she will have chest scars instead of breasts

They boast about having TONS of customization options and representation, but they forgot to mention that's ONLY for the tranny shit

View attachment 1307632

Here is what ''100% Chest size'' looks like

View attachment 1307634

And 100% glute size / ass size. It's a fucking joke.

Feminists hate men so much, that they want to erase ANYTHING that men might like. It is biologically natural for men to be attracred by women's breasts and ass, so they HATE feminity. Feminists hating feminity because men like it. Clown world

Also, having feminine women would offend the trannies, this is yet another major reason they want to destroy femininity.

They hate men but want everyone to look like men and love foids but hates anything that resembles feminininty. Who would understand these mentally ill fucktards.

 

[Exhunter45]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF-Kd2BBpx8


-no choices import from the first 2 games
-only 3 choices from the 3rd game import and they barely matter
-you can't be evil, mean or disagree with NPCs or your companions
-he says it feels like the ''HR is always in the room''
-your companions speak and act like 12 year olds
-no enemy variety, no quest variety
-maps feels like OverWatch maps and not real places
-no major decisions to be made until the last couple hours of the game
-characters talk like they are zoomers from modern day California
-no heavy themes, no dark themes, no edgy themes, just safe generic Disney fantasy tropes

It's over.

It's the best dumpster fire I can't wait to see steam charts if troons will open thier wallets and support the game hope

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Alright, I've played like 12 hours. Some early game impressions in contrast with the Skillup review:

-the puzzles are very simplistic in concept, true, but they aren't THAT easy. The example he shows is literally the tutorial puzzle, so of course it's easy. but there were some chests I missed because I didn't know how to get to them and I looked everywhere.

-I feared this was going to be a safe Disney wonderland fantasy, but there are dark elements. there is body horror. there were some disgusting, corrupted, pulsating organic materials. They also made disgusting flesh noises, they felt right out of Dragon Age Origins.

-the combat isn't that easy for a retard like me who typically plays games on Easy. I play on the Normal difficulty, and I almost died a few times. I also ran out of healing items with no healing companions because I thought I wouldn't need them, and it was pretty rough.

-there is enemy variety. some attack you from afar, some are melee. some are slow, some are fast. some have extra health bars and need a specific attack type to be effective.

So far, it seems like a generic above average fantasy RPG. If you took out the name 'Dragon Age', nothing would change. Given the fact that only 3 choices import from the previous 3 games, and they are barely consequential choices, this might as well not be a Dragon Age game.

But now the really bad stuff...

-the writing... Mang, it really does feel like this is a game for children. You are being treated like a 12 year old.

Here is an example: I get to a new level and the cinematic shows me some statues that I know I will have to fight. Then an NPC says ''be careful, the statues here will attack anyone they don't recognize''. It is so obvious that includes me and my party. Then a second NPC says ''That includes as well''. Umm, yeah?

-the dialogue in this game isn't meant to expand upon the world like in previous games, but it is meant to make sure that you understand that's going on

-it is not possible to ask NPCs for more information. In previous Dragon Age games, you could go to an NPC, then you'll have a bunch of options to ask about the world, so that it gets fleshed out. Here, at least 12 hours in, I haven't really seen any NPCs that you could ask additional questions. If they're not part of your direct ongoing quest, you can't interact with them

-the story is kind of dissapointing so far. Solas gets sidestepped, and big bad enemy is just generic evil ancient god. I hope there will be some twists...

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

And btw, I did get to that part where I could ''afirm my trans identity'' jfl

It is thankfully kind of out of the way, but your character looks into a mirror and you can basically select a choice that is ''I'm a beautiful, strong independent trans!''

I just wish there was an option to say you HATE what you are seeing in the mirror. I made my character fat, ugly, with manboobs. I made myself. I really wish ugly incel men were acknowledged... Think of the potential.

But nope. This game is made by retarded trannies FOR retarded trannies. I am retarded, so I like parts of it.

But yeah, Bioware as we knew them is dead. Dragon Age Origins was just a freak accident. Lightning in a bottle. They never made something like that since it, and they never will.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Still, all things considered, I can use it as a cope. I feel a bit better after playing it than before playing it.

And the most important coping part for me: romance. I am now considering romancing the black foid, too. I don't know yet

I will flirt with both because I AM CHAD

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

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And there is also juicy youtube content drama

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Unfucking real. If a right winger tried to make a satirical parody about trannies, THEY COULDN'T TOP THIS.

You can't make this shit up. This character's only purpose for existance is literally to push the trans agenda. That's all her personality is about. You can't parody this. It's already beyond parody.

If they're gonna give Mass Effect 5 the trans treatment, it will TRULY be over for Bioware.

I don't think Dragon Age Veilguard will make them collapse because I think people still pre ordered. They also only sent review copies to select reviews to ensure good reviews. And gamers weren't prepared for this level of preachiness.

But now gamers have been made aware. This shit won't fly with Mass Effect 5.

The reason the writing is so poor in Dragon Age is because the writers are DEI trannies. They've been hired JUST for being trans, and that's what they're writing about.

I've also stumbled upon SEVERAL non-binary NPCs and it's distracting as fuck.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

I'm currently doing the mission to recruit the tranny. I SWEAR, within the first 15 minutes, she already says TWICE ''You don't tell me who I am''.

It's over for straightcels. And lifefuel for trannycels.

MODERN GAMING AND MOVIES BELONG TO THEM