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Discussion [Dogpill] A psychoanalysis of the dogpill

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So I was going over my regular meditation routine in the morning and I started to thinking about dogpill. After a deep contemplation, I came up with a plausible psychoanalysis of the dogpill. If we look closely, we notice some interesting patterns among women. For example, most women like --

1. Animals with furs: The majority consumer of plush-toys are women, they also like animals with furs. Most probably it gives them a sense of comfort and relaxation.

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2. A partner that is docile, easy to wrangle and requires less work to maintain: Women don't like a man who is not conforming, erratic and hard to manage. They like dumb jocks, but the problem with jocks is that most of them treat women like shit. However, a dog is way easier to manage than a human. "Science says dogs obey women more than men because dogs are furry feminists."

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3. Big dick, lengthy copulation period and lots of cum: A bigger dog has a dick that is longer than a human penis. Also it comes with a "knot" which has a larger girth than the shaft and it can stuck to the vaginal opening like a lock. Even a smaller dog can have a huge knot. A typical copulation length of a dog is at least 45 mins. They have three stages of coitus, the third stage coitus can last up to an hour. Dog also nut like a fountain. They climax with a bucket load of warm cum. Btw, there is a huge market of dog-dick dildos.

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4. Regular sex without any societal repercussion (having kids, taking responsibility etc.): Many western woman live with dogs. A little training can make a dog a nice and efficient sex slave that a woman can use it whenever she wants. No need for set up a date, or making a plan two days before, no worrying if her bf is cheating etc. Moreover, the sex is completely safe, no worry of getting pregnant or catching a STI (if the dog is vaccinated). There are some great tutorials (specially for women) can be found on the internet, just a couple of google searches away.

Btw, even there are professional trainers now:
There are special dog farms in many countries that train dogs to do just that. I know at least two of the kind in Russia. I personally work as a trainer in such farms in Germany, Belgium, and Sweden. They employ me to help the dogs get used to the human female. After about half a year of concentrated effort, the dogs fuck like devils and I love it. Of course these special dogs aren't cheap at all. I also have two dogs living in my cottage and they have never fucked with other dogs, only with humans. Often the clients will bring dogs of their own, these are of course trained dogs, too.

If we want something that is not a dog and meets all the above three criteria, this imaginary beast is the only way to go --
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Now, which is the only closest animal to this beast? Think about it. No wonder why the number of women who are having sex with their dogs are increasing.


Moreover, there is also a political analysis of dogpill, which I will try to expand in the future threads:
 
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what the fuck did I read? nice post man ngl dogpill is brutal ngl
 
Burn this clown world along with all the degenerate women. They would rather have sex with dogs than sub 8 males :feelsree:
 
We need a [Dogpill] tag
 
Dogs are infinitely more desirable than ethnic men.
 
Fucking disgusting
 
this would explain the huge amount of girls with dogs
 
Chads have competition now.
A husky can easily mog chad
 
Its mostly white women and westernized countries. In ethnic cultures, you don't see any ethnic foids fucking any dogs. I'm not saying that foids aren't capable of it though. Just westernize any ethnic foid and they'll probably fuck dogs too.

cliffs: my signature
 
Its either this or this
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A bigger dog has a dick that is longer than a human penis.
Also it comes with a "knot" which has a larger girth than the shaft and it can stuck to the vaginal opening like a lock.
Even a smaller dog can have a huge knot.
A typical copulation length of a dog is at least 45 mins.
They have three stages of coitus, the third stage coitus can last up to an hour.
Dog also nut like a fountain.
They climax with a bucket load of warm cum.
I guess that means that the larger breeds aren't very likely to be injured by a human male fucking them. It's unfortunate that real bitches aren't attractive like the sapient ones that speak English in animation.



*whimper*



I would fuck those talking dogs, but real ones just aren't anthropomorphized enough to give the same effect.

Maybe if we transplanted the brains of quadriplegic foids into healthy bitch bodies or something? You'd also have to get some kinda voice synthesizer connected to the brain since even if they had human brains it's doubtful dog mouths could emulate human language, and paws prevent sign language.
 
Wtf
Didn’t expect those pictures ngl.
Isn’t porn with animals illegal?
 
Dogs are infinitely more desirable than ethnic men.
I mean I find dogs and men to be equally unfuckable but at least I’d want to pet a dog or cuddle with one
 
I guess that means that the larger breeds aren't very likely to be injured by a human male fucking them. It's unfortunate that real bitches aren't attractive like the sapient ones that speak English in animation.



*whimper*



I would fuck those talking dogs, but real ones just aren't anthropomorphized enough to give the same effect.

Maybe if we transplanted the brains of quadriplegic foids into healthy bitch bodies or something? You'd also have to get some kinda voice synthesizer connected to the brain since even if they had human brains it's doubtful dog mouths could emulate human language, and paws prevent sign language.


Dog pussies are not ideal things to fuck. They are small, extremely hairy and I guess not suitable for human dicks.

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Goat pussies are nice, you can consider goats instead --

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I mean I find dogs and men to be equally unfuckable

WTF does that even mean? Are you a faggot boyo? ... or a foid?
 
Dog pussies are not ideal things to fuck.
They are small, extremely hairy and I guess not suitable for human dicks.
They're furry, not hairy :)

If they're small, then how exactly do they take these massive canine cocks that supposedly put ours to shame?
 
I guarantee it happens far more often than you'd think all across the globe, wherever women are allowed privacy with dogs.
that reminds me of this italian. mondo film made in the 1960s called Women of the World. It's a documentary that talks about bizarre cultures that women have created all around the globe
 
We simply can't compete against the dog. I wish I was dog. Great analysis @chudur-budur

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They're furry, not hairy :)

If they're small, then how exactly do they take these massive canine cocks that supposedly put ours to shame?

Haha, dog dick is a marvel of nature. It has a sharp-narrow tip, then a thicker shaft, then a narrow neck, then ends with a huge knot. Therefore, it can penetrate almost all pussies. It was carefully designed by the nature. If there is any god, he put way a more effort into making a dog-dick than a woman's brain.
 
Haha, dog dick is a marvel of nature. It has a sharp-narrow tip, then a thicker shaft, then a narrow neck, then ends with a huge knot. Therefore, it can penetrate almost all pussies. It was carefully designed by the nature. If there is any god, he put way a more effort into making a dog-dick than a woman's brain.
You seem to know a lot about dog penises
 
I adore German shepherds. I’d get one but they shed way too much
I never liked raising any animal and after swallowing dogpill, never to dog.
 
You seem to know a lot about dog penises

Women know better than me I guess. All my knowledge came from observation, not from penetration.
 
I never liked raising any animal and after swallowing dogpill, never to dog.
I must be amongst the few that like dogs here tbh because I do see a lot of dog hate
 
this is why we need the law changed so foids who fuck dogs can be hunted like animals as when you fuck a animal you basically become one, foid safaris.
 
I kinda suspect @ASS_F is a foid.
If I was a chick then I would be the only chick in human history to be born with a penis
But the idea of anyone having sex with a dog is disgusting and anyone who does should be imprisoned or put in a mental hospital
 
Brutal, literal dogs now mog us.
 
I don't hate dog. I just don't like to raise any animal.


Keep an eye on her.
is this the part where I send nudes for the first time in my life just to prove I’m a guy
man imagine sending dick pics not to interested girls but depressed male virgins on the Internet

I kid, I kid
 
Zoophilia is animal abuse

If a human male fucks a female animal then yes.

But it's still under debate whether a male dog fucking a female human should be considered as an animal abuse.

Many argue that it's not an abuse since the male dog is fucking the human female using its own volition. The male dog is not being forced to do it against its will.
Crazy shit :whatfeels::whatfeels:
:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
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Dude.... You always post the most degenerate shit. I'm starting to think you secretly get off on some of this stuff.

WTF man. Are you doing this for shock value? Don't say it's educational, because the knowledge of how a dog's erect penis looks like and why these filthy degenerates prefer its penetration over a human penis has no value to any of us.
 
WTF man. Are you doing this for shock value? Don't say it's educational, because the knowledge of how a dog's erect penis looks like and why these filthy degenerates prefer its penetration over a human penis has no value to any of us.

The size and shape of a dog-dick is a knowledge and every knowledge is valuable. Seeking and dissemination of knowledge is what I do. As long as you are a human, you must seek knowledge.

For the LORD giveth wisdom: out of his mouth cometh knowledge and understanding. [Proverbs 2:6]
Love and hate can coexist fren
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
When memes become reality :|
 
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The right one mogs the left one to the moon and back.

Just don't be human theory is 100% legit.

So disappointing, we're biologically determined to be attracted to a bunch of zoophilic hypergamous parasites.
 
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The dogpill is absolutely real. There are more girls willing to fuck dogs than incels
 

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