Discussion Does anyone else collect fortune cookie fortunes?

[northwesterner]

Everytime I go to a Chinese place, I always remember to take the fortune cookie fortunes with me and add it to my large collection. I have a small jar with me that contains nearly all the fortunes I've collected since I was a sophomore in Highschool. I can only hope and dream that a few of them come true some day.

I wonder if I have any repeats.

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

No

 

[LifeMaxxer]

They taste good

 

[northwesterner]

They taste good

I don't get why people say fortune cookies taste bad. I enjoy them a lot.

 

[iamsubhuman]

I used to, but one time I got "Sunday will be your lucky day" and it turned out to be a horrible day, as if some greater power didn't want me to be a little happy that day JFL

 

[northwesterner]

I used to, but one time I got "Sunday will be your lucky day" and it turned out to be a horrible day, as if some greater power didn't want me to be a little happy that day JFL

The universe is a fucking asswipe