Experiment Do you listen to girlfriend ASMR?

[Mortis]

I've found it really helps me sleep to listen to those sleep aid asmr's where your girlfriend talks to you and hugs you, and I was wondering if I am the only one here to dabble in stuff like this. It's major suicidefuel though. Wouldn't recommend if you get emotional pretty fast because realizing you'll never have it can be pretty brutal.

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

YES

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

never tried it, share some good ones and I will give it a go

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

I used to listen to them somewhat occasionally(maybe 1-3x a week ig?) but I haven't done so in awhile. Whenever I need help sleeping, I usually put on some rain/storm sounds which helps a lot.

 

[GeckoBus]

I've found it really helps me sleep to listen to those sleep aid asmr's where your girlfriend talks to you and hugs you, and I was wondering if I am the only one here to dabble in stuff like this. It's major suicidefuel though. Wouldn't recommend if you get emotional pretty fast because realizing you'll never have it can be pretty brutal.

i only listen to girls crying playlist


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Hc78Wotds&list=PLgYQabkws_DkPej_9i8ohijVZTGsAdHGk

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

i only listen to girls crying playlist


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Hc78Wotds&list=PLgYQabkws_DkPej_9i8ohijVZTGsAdHGk

How is this supposed to be relaxing?

 

[EnglishCel]

Yes, cucked I know.

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

i only listen to girls crying playlist


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Hc78Wotds&list=PLgYQabkws_DkPej_9i8ohijVZTGsAdHGk

LOL

 

[GeckoBus]

How is this supposed to be relaxing?

bitchmade

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

bitchmade

Che cosa?

 

[GeckoBus]

Che cosa?

el no sabe...

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhK5AjdKx40


this one might be my favourite

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

el no sabe...

Yes, I have no idea what that statement had to do with the contextualization around it.

Also, I used Italian; that's Spanish chico

 

[GeckoBus]

Yes, I have no idea what that statement had to do with the contextualization around it.

Also, I used Italian; that's Spanish chico

and this is japanese you cum bucket あなたはチーズのような臭いがします

 

[Mortis]

and this is japanese you cum bucket あなたはチーズのような臭いがします

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

i only listen to girls crying playlist


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Hc78Wotds&list=PLgYQabkws_DkPej_9i8ohijVZTGsAdHGk

I was expecting her to just be screaming and crying and having a mental breakdown but she is talking the whole time. false advertisement

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

That episode was fucking hilarious

In fact, I think I will watch that tonight.

South Park is based, especially the older stuff.

 

[EternalStorm]

I used to listen to them somewhat occasionally(maybe 1-3x a week ig?) but I haven't done so in awhile. Whenever I need help sleeping, I usually put on some rain/storm sounds which helps a lot.

 

[Immolator]

yeah, been listening to it for almost 2 years.

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

and this is japanese you cum bucket あなたはチーズのような臭いがします

But what kind of Cheese? The based, tasty, natural kind from Europe? Or the synthetic, Jew-Chemical kind we are burdened with her in the JewSA.

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

 

[Mortis]

One of those girlfriend asmr with the anime girl thumbnails? I tried listening to them but I cringed so hard

Sometimes it can be cringey true.

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhK5AjdKx40


this one might be my favourite

So you want to imagine a foid kidnapping you? Basically, that is Femdom.

Fucking cuck.

 

[GeckoBus]

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

So you want to imagine a foid kidnapping you? Basically, that is Femdom.

Fucking cuck.

only if I tell her to

 

[GeckoBus]

So you want to imagine a foid kidnapping you? Basically, that is Femdom.

Fucking cuck.

nigga you just said crying foids annoys you, you dirty foid worsipper! GRRR
(it means you want to comfort them and cuddle them - THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, U MUST WANT TO KICK THEM IN THE PUSSY! )

 

[GeckoBus]

But what kind of Cheese? The based, tasty, natural kind from Europe? Or the synthetic, Jew-Chemical kind we are burdened with her in the JewSA.

all cheese is shit now
its all salted and made from pasteurized shit, even here in europe
super hard to get good shit
but i agree, the sliced processed "cheese" from united faggaroni is some of the worst
the top of the bad cheese list is spray cheese, its so fucking gross

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

nigga you just said crying foids annoys you, you dirty foid worsipper! GRRR

I never said they annoy me, I just dont see how it could be relaxing.

(it means you want to comfort them and cuddle them - THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, U MUST WANT TO KICK THEM IN THE PUSSY! )

I would never eat a foid out, that is actually cucked af & gay.

I want to backhand one & tell her to get on her knees.

 

[GeckoBus]

I was expecting her to just be screaming and crying and having a mental breakdown but she is talking the whole time. false advertisement

i used to have better playlist but lost it, I AM SORRY MASTER

 

[Mortis]

, U MUST WANT TO KICK THEM IN THE PUSSY!

How does that even work? Do they just enjoy it? It's basically the same as being kicked in the nuts but they just collapse from the pleasure of a foot being shoved there.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

I never said they annoy me, I just dont see how it could be relaxing.

I would never eat a foid out, that is actually cucked af & gay.

I want to backhand one & tell her to get on her knees.

foids are friend not food

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

foids are friend not food

(in minecraft)

 

[GeckoBus]

I never said they annoy me, I just dont see how it could be relaxing.

I would never eat a foid out, that is actually cucked af & gay.

I want to backhand one & tell her to get on her knees.

good good you pass the test
proud of you son.
You shall be renamed into Raymond Pookieson

 

[DarkStarDownsyndrom]

": foids are friend not food"

 

[PLA1092]

No bro I just ask my girlfriend to do it for me.

 

[Mortis]

No bro I just ask my girlfriend to do it for me.

 

[GeckoBus]

No bro I just ask my girlfriend to do it for me.

WEE OOO WEEEE OOOOO
DAZ THE SOUND OF DA POLICE
COME OUT WITH ONE HAND IN THE AIR AND ONE IN YOUR ASS

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

no

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Never did.

It's a way for women to make money and youtube views on the back of lonely men, so even if I understand brocels who listen to this, the principle of the whole thing is diabolic.

 

[ForeverAlonemaxxer]

never tried it, share some good ones and I will give it a go

 

[ForeverAlonemaxxer]

Never did.

It's a way for women to make money and youtube views on the back of lonely men, so even if I understand brocels who listen to this, the principle of the whole thing is diabolic.

I'm gonna listen to this