Experiment Did your parents ever catch you masturbating?

[Deleted member 11159]

I don't think mine did, although I did forget to plug in my headphones a few times.
My mom did find my cum sock once when I was 13 though. I obviously had to choose a white sock to cum inside so it had visible yellow stains and smelled like shit. The bitch was going through my stuff like always since I guess I never deserved to have any privacy. She took it out of a box and asked "what's this?" with a disgusted look on her face. I quickly just said that it's nothing, took it off her and ran. Do you think she still remembers?

 

[Insomniac]

no man. I was too sneaky.

My brother got caught once. Fucking retard.

 

[Ecstasy]

My parents catched me doing nofap

 

[ldargoblin]

No, I jerk off like a ninja

 

[LastGerman]

My mom did find my cum sock once when I was 13 though.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

no man. I was too sneaky.

My brother got caught once. Fucking retard.

Must've been brutal. I couldn't imagine having to remember a time when my parents saw my dick.

 

[Damo the incel]

Yea loads of times, at least 7 or 8 times altogether

 

[Modus Coperandi]

once. was fapping to some tv cartoon but it was under the blanket so I told my dad I was scratching myself

Do you think she still remembers?

yes

 

[Ritalincel]

My parents catched me doing nofap

 

[quinn24]

not to my knowledge

 

[Valiant Virgin]

One time my mother came into my room without knocking just as I finished. I managed to pull my top down just in time. Needless to say the top went straight into the wash.

Now I have my own place I don't need to worry about that. However, my parents were round recently and commented on the stain on my carpet in the living room. I had to think on my feet and told them I spilled a drink and never got round to properly cleaning it up.

 

[LastGerman]

My parents catched me doing nofap

It is day 5 now.

 

[Deleted member 265]

My parents catched me doing nofap

 

[_wifebeater_]

No man

 

[Inceldo]

Someone did

I was lying down on the couch rubbing my cock on it

Thankfully i was under a duvet

Not so good was a babestation lady shaking her tits on TV

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

they can smell

 

[The End]

When I was a young lad of about 13, my family gained a brief free preview of Cinemax -- or as it's better known, Skinemax. I stayed up late, and masturbated for hours watching the softcore porn I had temporarily been granted access to (this was before ubiquitous internet, kids). I was sweaty, reeking of sex, and had my legs splayed out on the table like I was straddling the TV.

Then my mom opens the door, and gets a front-row view of her son's grotesque spectacle. She says something about how I forgot to bring my laundry down, while I grab my sweaty boxer shorts and cover my cock and balls. Then I stammer something like, "Uh! Oh yes, t-thank you! Uh-goodnight!" She leaves, and the incident is never mentioned.

 

[andinocel]

Mom caught me staring at bondage photos and watching a bondage video (both separate occasions). She let it slide as if nothing happened, and has never said a single word about it until this day. I wasn't fapping though --- I lock the door or do it when I'm alone in the house

 

[Michael15651]

Almost, I was masturbating in my walk-in closet at 13 and I had two doors shuts, one to the closet and one to the bedroom. My dad opened the door before he opened the closet I was able to hide it just in time

 

[Guest2]

Almost, I was masturbating in my walk-in closet at 13 and I had two doors shuts, one to the closet and one to the bedroom. My dad opened the door before he opened the closet I was able to hide it just in time

Are you still in the closet?

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Not masturbating but looking at porn. I was on my computer and my mother walked in and you see I have an instinct to minimize the window ir switch to an empty tab when someone walks in, so when I heard the doors my hand twitched to minimize the window but it wasn't accurate enough and instead I switched to a different tab.... a porn tab that for some stupid reason remained open since my last fap. I look on the bright side though, at least it wasn't any weird porn and she was cool about it, just closed the door without saying anything.

 

[StaroRavager]

Never, though I’ve had a few close calls

 

[Mainländer]

Almost caught twice by my youngest aunt and once by my uncle.

The two times with my aunt were the same, my PC used to be in a room where it was pretty safe to fap because of the way the room's door opened in relation to my position at the PC there. But there was a huge two-part door at the back of the room, that was seldom open.

One day she just opened it out of nowhere and the other some working men carrying things were there with her, in both times she saw me from behind in the chair, so she couldn't see my dick or even the screen, but I guess she figured what was happening due to my reaction and movements putting my dick back inside the shorts.

With my uncle it was more recent, the PC was in the living room back then and the door opens at the side of the room in relation to the PC's position, but luckily a huge cushioned chair blocked the view of my dick. But with him, I'm 100% sure he could tell what was happening due to my position and reaction.

 

[ihaveno1]

hahahaha never once, i'm too sneaky

 

[Itsoverforweebcels]

Nope, sneaky.

 

[thespanishcel]