Not only is my job total shit but for some reason my retarded sex having coworkers (internal clients as we call them) get to provide a rating on the service I provide them. You would think fixing their shit IT problems would make them happy (hint: it doesn't). My entire review is based on how much they like me (hint: nobody does). I'm on a performance improvement plan to improve my customer sanctification ratings. It's fucking over buddy boyos.
