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NSFW Confession: When I was a teenager I would rub my penis on the Halloween candy we gave out so foids would have to touch my penis when eating the candy

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I would also jack off into a tissue then dab some candy pieces with the tissue. You wouldn’t be able to notice it and foids would be touching my semen. This all happened over 30 years ago and is past the statute of limitations. I posted this in the lounge but I thought some of you would find some enjoyment in this story on inceldom.
 
I remember cumming in a sandwich that one foid that came from school to my house alongside other fucks due to some school project was eating.
The bitch treated me like trash for months for no reason at all, I came in the sandwich and I put mayonnaise on it too to mix it, fucking cunt got what she deserved
 
Cum on candy discussed.
 
I remember cumming in a sandwich that one foid that came from school to my house alongside other fucks due to some school project was eating.
The bitch treated me like trash for months for no reason at all, I came in the sandwich and I put mayonnaise on it too to mix it, fucking cunt got what she deserved
Basedbasedbased!
 
Laughing Out Loud Lol GIF by Minions
 
You already posted this
 
Naughty tio Hector at it again lol
 
I would also jack off into a tissue then dab some candy pieces with the tissue. You wouldn’t be able to notice it and foids would be touching my semen. This all happened over 30 years ago and is past the statute of limitations. I posted this in the lounge but I thought some of you would find some enjoyment in this story on inceldom.
fascinating
 
Don't know why you'd admit this but it's funny as fuck
 
Based if not larp
 
Messing with food is cowardly and fucked up
 
Based. You should've went all out. Freeze your liquid in a jar, put it in your refrigerator, and then package. Say it's mint candy. Boom, you came in a foids mouth.
 
Based. You should've went all out. Freeze your liquid in a jar, put it in your refrigerator, and then package. Say it's mint candy. Boom, you came in a foids mouth.
Lamp Click GIF
 
Foids suck cock all the time except ours. What’s the difference?
Nutting in peoples foid is just fucked

I’ve done some creepy perverted (albeit legal) stuff before but that’s just fucked
 
Nutting in peoples foid is just fucked

I’ve done some creepy perverted (albeit legal) stuff before but that’s just fucked
We deserve simple pleasures for the pain we’ve suffered. Foids live their life chasing hedonistic pleasures we deserve to also.
 
We deserve simple pleasures for the pain we’ve suffered. Foids live their life chasing hedonistic pleasures we deserve to also.
Alright you win
 
We deserve simple pleasures for the pain we’ve suffered. Foids live their life chasing hedonistic pleasures we deserve to also.
Facts, no Halloween here. Poorcel trait probably
 
You did none of this
 
Ngl when my sister had friends over and they asked me to pour them a drink, I'd cum in it and watch them drink it unknowingly.
 
Idk, too unhinged behavior for me..
 
I remember cumming in a sandwich that one foid that came from school to my house alongside other fucks due to some school project was eating.
The bitch treated me like trash for months for no reason at all, I came in the sandwich and I put mayonnaise on it too to mix it, fucking cunt got what she deserved
Double mayonnaise
 
I would also jack off into a tissue then dab some candy pieces with the tissue. You wouldn’t be able to notice it and foids would be touching my semen. This all happened over 30 years ago and is past the statute of limitations. I posted this in the lounge but I thought some of you would find some enjoyment in this story on inceldom.
based
 
Fascinating. If you have another story like this one please let us know (in "Inceldom discussion").
 

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