What is a vagina but a miserable pile of lies, germs, pubes and unholy secretions.
Yet, it's our absolute call in life, and the unreachable ghost that will ever haunt our truecel existence.
Men that grew in the desert, will see any cactus as a quencher of thirst. But reality is Not All vagenes are created equal.
Yes, theoretically most chadfleshlights out there are capable of childbearing etc, but that is NOT the only characteristics that define a pussay.
Because the holz can also attract the lolz. That's why the hemorrfoids do everything in their powers to obfuscate them with clothes, colognes, hiding their periods etc.
Of course most men have no standards and live by the motto that any hole is a good hole, but let's examine how true that is.
The Definitive Pussy Rating Chart:
More than a tunnel of sugarwalls, microbial spice and everything nice (that toilets have to show up for when justifying their existence).
Fishbowls have several characteristics like:
1)Shape
There are the outties:
Engrossed beef curtains hanging out loud like ravenous octopi spreading their tentacles trying to catch their naive victims... .
The are usually characterised by a portruding lump of meat tissue hanging down. A tissue that can take many formations and hanging lengths:
Outties can get so out of proportions that their very meatrub cannal can literally portrude outwards like xenomorph appendices from Alien
Foid unleashes the crackKen:
Their amorphous mass of debauchery can get as twisted looking as you want. Here's a "stretcher", making her penismilk drier look like the parasite cobra from Prometheus:
2)Colour
Then we get to the issue of the colouring. Since some have taken the roast beef aesthetic to another level and it even spreades to the area surrounding the vuvla:
Doesn't have to be extremely dark either. Even this lowkey shitstain tone is enough to help remove the lunch from your stomach sack. Usually worn as a "proud badge of honour" by slut maxxed foids, who got frictionmaxx burnt by getting rubbed by all sorts of Chad meatstick shapes and sizes. See nurses, barwomen, college dormies, ravers and springbreakers etc
Any form of redness, bumps, discolouration, etc remove points from the overall stickhole quality.. .
Then we go to the real brutal parts, that all of you truecels can and will ever only keep wondering and pondering about, never really being able to assess their quality yourself. (Stats discussed and dignified by Chads that you will never have a valid opinion on):
3)Odour
Slammingpots can get from anywhere to deathly fish smelling, to mildly pheromonic to neutral (if you are lucky).
But here's the magic category you never knew about. The unicorn eubiotic vag. That has a nice scent about it and really stands out as a prodigy amongst its thousands of average fishmarket-candidate counterparts.
4)Secretions
No matter how alluring, the meatchocking cave with legs you are dating will always at times have secretions. And we are not talking about the fake tears of manipulation and male guilt-tripping.
We are talking about bacterial and fungal infections, the hormonal imbalances, the messy biomes and nasty chemicals from whatever meds they are gulping down etc. All their bad lifestyle choices and unfortunate genetic handicaps, that you have to deal with when approaching their nether regions. And their monthly, cramps inducing, bloodspilling, divine punishment of course.
5)Tightness
A hol can be small:
Or they can have the literal Grand Cuntyon hanging between their legs.
Not even Chad thunderhorsecock can save these effortlessly double-fisting nympho "sizequeens" and post pregnancy hazmat yards... .
6)Responsiveness.
Bwootal Chadpill, since only they can rate, how well their onahuzz, pulsate, vibrate, clench, expand, wet, and in general how well and fast they respond to every thrust and twist of his cock. There is a reason Chads are speaking about "starfish women", and cuntwidth (cunt responsiveness bandwidth) and variety of interesting reactions is definetely a major player there... .
So to recapitulate, the average man might be thanking his lucky stars for every snivel of cootiepie he's getting, but the real ballers judge this at a whole other level.
The hunt for the Ultimate SmackSocket
Another factor we didn't touch of course was age. Every rational man knows than not every fanny is as funny as cunny.
Loli maxxed but not particularly underage and unusable, and not second hand of course.
But we also have to take into account all metrics we mentioned. Innie, shape, symmetry, Smell, tightness, odour, sweet taste, pheromones, absolute responsiveness etc. That would consistute true lotterussy (one in a billion lottery pussy).
But the True true lotterussy TM, should also be a cunny.
Thus,in abbreviation becomes a lunny (dropping new blackpill lore and science over here).
So the Absolute Peak cuntoid is (dum, dum dum, ... drums of suspense):
A virgin, white lunny.
and then all else come second and embarassed.
Now see all the foids and their cucked simps, seethe and cope with.. "But... buut.. you losers wont experience any of them... boohoooo".
Yet, it's our absolute call in life, and the unreachable ghost that will ever haunt our truecel existence.
Men that grew in the desert, will see any cactus as a quencher of thirst. But reality is Not All vagenes are created equal.
Yes, theoretically most chadfleshlights out there are capable of childbearing etc, but that is NOT the only characteristics that define a pussay.
Because the holz can also attract the lolz. That's why the hemorrfoids do everything in their powers to obfuscate them with clothes, colognes, hiding their periods etc.
Of course most men have no standards and live by the motto that any hole is a good hole, but let's examine how true that is.
The Definitive Pussy Rating Chart:
More than a tunnel of sugarwalls, microbial spice and everything nice (that toilets have to show up for when justifying their existence).
Fishbowls have several characteristics like:
1)Shape
There are the outties:
Engrossed beef curtains hanging out loud like ravenous octopi spreading their tentacles trying to catch their naive victims... .
The are usually characterised by a portruding lump of meat tissue hanging down. A tissue that can take many formations and hanging lengths:
Outties can get so out of proportions that their very meatrub cannal can literally portrude outwards like xenomorph appendices from Alien
Foid unleashes the crackKen:
Their amorphous mass of debauchery can get as twisted looking as you want. Here's a "stretcher", making her penismilk drier look like the parasite cobra from Prometheus:
2)Colour
Then we get to the issue of the colouring. Since some have taken the roast beef aesthetic to another level and it even spreades to the area surrounding the vuvla:
Doesn't have to be extremely dark either. Even this lowkey shitstain tone is enough to help remove the lunch from your stomach sack. Usually worn as a "proud badge of honour" by slut maxxed foids, who got frictionmaxx burnt by getting rubbed by all sorts of Chad meatstick shapes and sizes. See nurses, barwomen, college dormies, ravers and springbreakers etc
Any form of redness, bumps, discolouration, etc remove points from the overall stickhole quality.. .
Then we go to the real brutal parts, that all of you truecels can and will ever only keep wondering and pondering about, never really being able to assess their quality yourself. (Stats discussed and dignified by Chads that you will never have a valid opinion on):
3)Odour
Slammingpots can get from anywhere to deathly fish smelling, to mildly pheromonic to neutral (if you are lucky).
But here's the magic category you never knew about. The unicorn eubiotic vag. That has a nice scent about it and really stands out as a prodigy amongst its thousands of average fishmarket-candidate counterparts.
4)Secretions
No matter how alluring, the meatchocking cave with legs you are dating will always at times have secretions. And we are not talking about the fake tears of manipulation and male guilt-tripping.
We are talking about bacterial and fungal infections, the hormonal imbalances, the messy biomes and nasty chemicals from whatever meds they are gulping down etc. All their bad lifestyle choices and unfortunate genetic handicaps, that you have to deal with when approaching their nether regions. And their monthly, cramps inducing, bloodspilling, divine punishment of course.
5)Tightness
A hol can be small:
Or they can have the literal Grand Cuntyon hanging between their legs.
Not even Chad thunderhorsecock can save these effortlessly double-fisting nympho "sizequeens" and post pregnancy hazmat yards... .
6)Responsiveness.
Bwootal Chadpill, since only they can rate, how well their onahuzz, pulsate, vibrate, clench, expand, wet, and in general how well and fast they respond to every thrust and twist of his cock. There is a reason Chads are speaking about "starfish women", and cuntwidth (cunt responsiveness bandwidth) and variety of interesting reactions is definetely a major player there... .
So to recapitulate, the average man might be thanking his lucky stars for every snivel of cootiepie he's getting, but the real ballers judge this at a whole other level.
The hunt for the Ultimate SmackSocket
Another factor we didn't touch of course was age. Every rational man knows than not every fanny is as funny as cunny.
Loli maxxed but not particularly underage and unusable, and not second hand of course.
But we also have to take into account all metrics we mentioned. Innie, shape, symmetry, Smell, tightness, odour, sweet taste, pheromones, absolute responsiveness etc. That would consistute true lotterussy (one in a billion lottery pussy).
But the True true lotterussy TM, should also be a cunny.
Thus,in abbreviation becomes a lunny (dropping new blackpill lore and science over here).
So the Absolute Peak cuntoid is (dum, dum dum, ... drums of suspense):
A virgin, white lunny.
and then all else come second and embarassed.
Now see all the foids and their cucked simps, seethe and cope with.. "But... buut.. you losers wont experience any of them... boohoooo".
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