JFL Should I try this again this Halloween?

[Vector2800]

Confession: When I was a teenager I would rub my penis on the Halloween candy we gave out so foids would have to touch my penis when eating the candy

I would also jack off into a tissue then dab some candy pieces with the tissue. You wouldn’t be able to notice it and foids would be touching my semen. This all happened over 30 years ago and is past the statute of limitations. I posted this in the lounge but I thought some of you would find...

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Confession: When I was a teenager I would rub my penis on the Halloween candy we gave out so foids would have to touch my penis when eating the candy​

I would also jack off into a tissue then dab some candy pieces with the tissue. You wouldn’t be able to notice it and foids would be touching my semen. This all happened over 30 years ago and is past the statute of limitations.​

I’m not actually going to do this again. I’m too much of a cheap bastard to candy and don’t want Feds showing up at my house.

 

[Icarus]

 

[VλREN]

Dude

 

[Suicide Sheep]

No, officer.