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If I ever got an opportunity to go on a date with a foid, I would create a few precautions to make sure I don’t lose the social dominance game. First, I would pick the restaurant as Texas Roadhouse. Doing this serves two functions: it would give me control over the situation, and Texas Roadhouse gives you a large steak knife that would allow me to enact my plan of cutting out her intestines, in the event that she used me for free food.
Case in point: examine this sheboon here and her mouth. Look at the way she is stuffing her face with all that free food the poor sap on the other side is paying for. This is what I want to avoid.
After we sit down at the restaurant I will make it clear that she must pick the cheapest option in the menu. If she disagrees, I will allow some leeway. However, I do not compromise on splitting the bill. If she refuses to split the bill, I will leap across the table like this and start strangling her until she is semi-conscious
Once she is blue in the face but not dead, I will use the kitchen knife to methodically map out her intestines like Jack the Ripper. The end result will be this:
This is all fictional as I am truecel who will never go on a date. I am merely describing this scenario for a true crime novel I’m writing.
Case in point: examine this sheboon here and her mouth. Look at the way she is stuffing her face with all that free food the poor sap on the other side is paying for. This is what I want to avoid.
After we sit down at the restaurant I will make it clear that she must pick the cheapest option in the menu. If she disagrees, I will allow some leeway. However, I do not compromise on splitting the bill. If she refuses to split the bill, I will leap across the table like this and start strangling her until she is semi-conscious
Once she is blue in the face but not dead, I will use the kitchen knife to methodically map out her intestines like Jack the Ripper. The end result will be this:
This is all fictional as I am truecel who will never go on a date. I am merely describing this scenario for a true crime novel I’m writing.
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