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Confession: Probably going to be banned for this

teachercel

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So it's time to test the rules here. My confession is that I used to "slay" in high school. By "slay" I mean I had no sex but one chick who gave me a bunch of handjobs and 1 blowjob 1 year. Then in college I once traded weed for a blowjob (drugdealermaxxing). But that was 6 years ago with no success since. So, what's the verdict? Fakecel?
 
teachercel said:
So it's time to test the rules here. My confession is that I used to "slay" in high school. By "slay" I mean I had no sex but one chick who gave me a bunch of handjobs and 1 blowjob 1 year. Then in college I once traded weed for a blowjob (drugdealermaxxing). But that was 6 years ago with no success since. So, what's the verdict? Fakecel?

Anyone who has ever had consensual sex (/no prostitutes) is not an Incel.
 
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I don't think you are an incel
 
teachercel said:
So it's time to test the rules here. My confession is that I used to "slay" in high school. By "slay" I mean I had no sex but one chick who gave me a bunch of handjobs and 1 blowjob 1 year. Then in college I once traded weed for a blowjob (drugdealermaxxing). But that was 6 years ago with no success since. So, what's the verdict? Fakecel?

>calls himself a slayer
>still PIV virgin

:cage: ing hard rn boys jfllll

You're no slayer. get your humblebragging ass out of here
 
Not a fakecel.. You're an incel if you can't get a girlfriend in your current situation. incel = involuntery celibate meaning that you cannot get sex.
If you had sex before(6 years ago) that doesn't mean you can get a girlfriend or sex right now or for the last 6 years, obviously that's going to make you an incel.


Facade said:
I don't think you are an incel
What do you think?
 
Weed said:
Not a fakecel.. You're an incel if you can't get a girlfriend in your current situation. incel = involuntery celibate meaning that you cannot get sex.
If you had sex before(6 years ago) that doesn't mean you can get a girlfriend or sex right now or for the last 6 years, obviously that's going to make you an incel.


What do you think?



It depends on how hard he tried to get a gf
 
I'm not bragging it's just I've come to find out there seems to be a lot of posters here who are either volcel or have had some success in the past.
 
teachercel said:
So it's time to test the rules here. My confession is that I used to "slay" in high school. By "slay" I mean I had no sex but one chick who gave me a bunch of handjobs and 1 blowjob 1 year. Then in college I once traded weed for a blowjob (drugdealermaxxing). But that was 6 years ago with no success since. So, what's the verdict? Fakecel?

can’t be incel due to the former experience
 
Sounds like you started off as a normie then something brutal happened - either you remained the same midget as back in high school or your face started to melt.
 
Homosapicuckus said:
Sounds like you started off as a normie then something brutal happened - either you remained the same midget as back in high school or your face started to melt.

I blame it on the often mocked "locationcel" theres just nothing or anyone halfway decent where I live and wagecuck. mostly meth heads.
 
teachercel said:
I blame it on the often mocked "locationcel" theres just nothing or anyone halfway decent where I live and wagecuck. mostly meth heads.

the only reason you're not getting laid is because you don't like any of the girls around you? wouldn't that make you a volcel?
 
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Any sexual contact in your teens = Normalfag GTFO ree
 
retarded_dumbshit said:
the only reason you're not getting laid is because you don't like any of the girls around you? wouldn't that make you a volcel?

It's not the only reason, but it's a big one. But maybe I am volcel.
 

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