Venting Confession: I waterboarded a cat once

[Total Imbecile]

This was back between my freshman and sophmore years of HS

I was bored at my uncles and I wanted to see how a cat would react if I put a towel around its head so it couldnt see and then put it near a source of running water

Well it freaked the fuck out as soon as it heard the water (mind you I did not put its head under the stream at this point) and scratched me

I then got mad and picked up a pair of welding gloves so it wouldnt be able to scratch me again and then did the same thing again but this time I legit put its head under the faucet

Repeated it a couple of times over like 15 or so minutes

I think the cat was PTSDmaxxed cause it would always just run away from me from that point on LMAO

Did it in the garage so never got caught but JFL thinking about it now how cruel of me

 

[ionlycopenow]

That's kind of fucked man. That poor catcel

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Good job. You should have just held it down and continued running the water until it drowned (in Minecraft)

 

[epillepsy]

It's a stupid animal.
You didn't even kill it or damage it permanently.
Even if you had killed it, Chinese people eat cats all the time anyway.
It's might be "cruel," according to some, but it's not a big deal and nothing to have on your conscience.

 

[Deleted member 5653]

Unironically, this is why you are incel.

 

[Deleted member 27204]

@Incellectual thoughts?

 

[WØLF]

IT include me in the screenshot

That's kind of fucked man. That poor catcel

Tbh imagine doing this to a defenseless animal and not a foid. This is the most spineless, bitch nigga shit i’ve seen on this forum in a while.

Unironically, this is why you are incel.

 

[ionlycopenow]

IT include me in the screenshot

Tbh imagine doing this to a defenseless animal and not a foid. This is the most spineless, bitch nigga shit i’ve seen on this forum in a while.

This tbh, I guess it's "just a cat" but still, cats aren't cruel like foids they don't deserve that

 

[WØLF]

This tbh, I guess it's "just a cat" but still

It being “just a cat” doesn’t make it any better. OP genuinely thinks he’s hot shit bragging about drowning a cat lmaoo.

cats aren't cruel like foids they don't deserve that

Exactly.

 

[Total Imbecile]

IT include me in the screenshot

Tbh imagine doing this to a defenseless animal and not a foid. This is the most spineless, bitch nigga shit i’ve seen on this forum in a while.

It being “just a cat” doesn’t make it any better. OP genuinely thinks he’s hot shit bragging about drowning a cat lmaoo.

Exactly.

In my defense I was like 15 and it did scratch me first

I even acknowledged that it was a stupid thing to do

But I was raging, tbh its not like I wanted to maim or kill it, just needed to teach it a lesson

Just needed to get it off my chest cause I cant really tell anyone since its not something you usually wanna share JFL but I thoguht its still funny

 

[WØLF]

In my defense I was like 15 and it did scratch me first

I even acknowledged that it was a stupid thing to do

But I was raging, tbh its not like I wanted to maim or kill it, just needed to teach it a lesson

Just needed to get it off my chest cause I cant really tell anyone since its not something you usually wanna share JFL but I thoguht its still funny

Didn’t it scratch you after you put the towel over it’s head? Either way those are some low IQ excuses. I don’t get why people do shit like this instead of fucking with foids instead.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

You should have done it on a foid instead.
Animals don't deserve getting tortured.
Foids do.

 

[Mainländer]

You should have done it on a foid instead.

In Sim City 3000.

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

Did the cat confess?

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

That’s weird

 

[Idotms]

That's kind of fucked man. That poor catcel

 

[IHateeWomen]

You Guantanamo Bay'd a cat WTF

When i was a teen, I once smashed a crab with my baseball bat. Half of its body and legs were crushed but it was still able to crawl away. Very durable animal

 

[Incellectual]

Didn’t it scratch you after you put the towel over it’s head? Either way those are some low IQ excuses. I don’t get why people do shit like this instead of fucking with foids instead.

it is a giga low IQ excuse since he was going to do it anyways before he got scratched.

 

[Deleted member 27204]

When i was a teen, I once smashed a crab with my baseball bat. Half of its body and legs were crushed but it was still able to crawl away. Very durable animal

Not acceptable unless they were headcrabs tbh
maybe not even then

 

[Dregster]

This was back between my freshman and sophmore years of HS

I was bored at my uncles and I wanted to see how a cat would react if I put a towel around its head so it couldnt see and then put it near a source of running water

Well it freaked the fuck out as soon as it heard the water (mind you I did not put its head under the stream at this point) and scratched me

I then got mad and picked up a pair of welding gloves so it wouldnt be able to scratch me again and then did the same thing again but this time I legit put its head under the faucet

Repeated it a couple of times over like 15 or so minutes

I think the cat was PTSDmaxxed cause it would always just run away from me from that point on LMAO

Did it in the garage so never got caught but JFL thinking about it now how cruel of me

Extremely cruel

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Unironically, this is why you are incel.

 

[Deleted member 21324]

That's kind of fucked man.

 

[Deleted member 28903]

Tbh you deserve being incel

 

[solblue]

Maybe you have the innate ability to dark triad max. I'd rather be ugly, unhinged, and low inhib rather than ugly reserved, and high inhib. Even if it doesn't help with girls you can navigate through society easier.

 

[Irredeemable]

Reprehensible.

 

[Deleted member 16390]

nah no worry, CIA have waterboarded incel men for much less offense over the years.

 

[Incellectual]

Maybe you have the innate ability to dark triad max. I'd rather be ugly, unhinged, and low inhib rather than ugly reserved, and high inhib. Even if it doesn't help with girls you can navigate through society easier.

as an ugly man you will just be hunted down by normies tbh. Only attractive guys can get away with dark triad maxxing. Sociopath chad = mysterious bad boy, sociopath incel = abominable monster who needs to be put down

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Cats are fucking nice as fuck. U can't do that to a cat

 

[epillepsy]

You Guantanamo Bay'd a cat WTF

When i was a teen, I once smashed a crab with my baseball bat. Half of its body and legs were crushed but it was still able to crawl away. Very durable animal

Crabs have no central nervous system and can't register pain.
In that way, they are similar to foids.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Brootal you guys siding with a fucking cat instead your fellow brocel even after I said Im sorry

I bet the cat was female you white knights

 

[Deleted member 21768]

No comment.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Didn’t it scratch you after you put the towel over it’s head? Either way those are some low IQ excuses. I don’t get why people do shit like this instead of fucking with foids instead.

Yeah but it was ok with the towel

Then I held it close to the sink and turned on the tap and thats when it flipped, hearing the water spooked it I think

 

[Deleted member 29230]

Well now we know youre a psychopath
Now supervillianmaxx with me

 

[Emba]

Did the cat confess?

WHERE IS THE @Pinkett Mouse ?

COUGH IT UP!

COUGH IT UP!

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Did the cat confess?

GIVE ME THE CODE MR. MEOW MIX
*throws water in cat's face*
GIVE ME THE CODE NOWWW!!!

TBH That's pretty fucked up but when you're blackpilled, you can just laugh at dumb shit like this.

 

[Deleted member 27204]

Brootal you guys siding with a fucking cat instead your fellow brocel even after I said Im sorry

I bet the cat was female you white knights

It's not so much siding with a cat. It's just saying what you did was completely unnecessary. The cat wasn't attacking you.

 

[Lookscel]

That's kind of fucked man. That poor catcel

cats aren't cruel like foids they don't deserve that

 

[FinnCel]

Wtf is wrong with you?

 

[Deleted member 27249]

That's kind of fucked man. That poor catcel

Op larps for attention a lot so I wouldn't take it seriously

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

should have snapped its neck and eaten its organs as a display of dark triad dominance

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Wtf is wrong with you?

Tbh you deserve being incel

@Robtical jfl at these cucks

 

[Subhuman Currycel]

Tbh you deserve being incel

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

So many moralfags in the comments

 

[FinnCel]

So many moralfags in the comments

Fuck off

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Fuck off

JFL u mad moralfag? It’s funny how a guy can beat the shit out of someone and people here shrug and think it’s no big deal. But you could merely just slap a cat and they act like it’s unforgivable crime like you murdered an infant

 

[FinnCel]

JFL u mad moralfag? It’s funny how a guy can beat the shit out of someone and people here shrug and think it’s no big deal. But you could merely just slap a cat and they act like it’s unforgivable crime like you murdered an infant

No man, if someone starts a fight and gets beaten, it's his own fault.
Assault without reason is something I'll never accept

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

No man, if someone starts a fight and gets beaten, it's his own fault.
Assault without reason is something I'll never accept

Yes but what he did was so long ago, get over it

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I then got mad and picked up a pair of welding gloves so it wouldnt be able to scratch me again and then did the same thing again but this time I legit put its head under the faucet

Repeated it a couple of times over like 15 or so minutes

 

[FinnCel]

Yes but what he did was so long ago, get over it

It won't change what he did.
It's like you forgiving women for hating you

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

It won't change what he did.
It's like you forgiving women for hating you

What he did wasn’t the worst thing ever. If I beat the shit outta someone, people would eventually forgive me. But this crime is unforgivable? If you ask me, getting the shit beat outta you is just as bad if not worse. If he did this to a human, people would forgive him, but because it’s a animal everyone acts like he murdered and tortured infants. You sound like a normie.