"Class Trips". A FUNNY story.

[Bald Incel]

Uggghh. Class Trips.

Nobody wants to sit with you on the bus.

Every meal is a nightmare.

......it'd be DAMN funny to bail out at some gas rest stop off the bus, where they sell maple logs.

"Where's johnny"? They ask. "Who ate lunch with him"?

Everybody says, nobody ever eats with that fucker. We hope he's dead.

They search for hours. Days. Years. It's on tv. The bus goes back to your school and the class trip is canceled.

Meanwhile, you are hitchhiking your way to california.

Thirty years there's still not one trace of you. They've named a big rock in your name.

Your face appears on forensic Files. People think, nobody would abduct an ugly fucker!

.....then, 30 years later you show up at that exact rest stop and claim you were living with a pack of wolves

 

[radishman]

Trucel Trait: they wouldn't even notice you weren't on the bus to ask where's johnny. At most you might get an hr of cops (no friends or family JFL) looking for you. And half-assed at that.

 

[Bald Incel]

Trucel Trait: they wouldn't even notice you weren't on the bus to ask where's johnny. At most you might get an hr of cops (no friends or family JFL) looking for you. And half-assed at that.

Lol. That's fucking hilarious dude.

You're right. They wouldn't even know if you ever boarded the bus to begin with.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

Whoever this "johnny" is, no one cares about his existence enough to hate him. He is simply permanently invisible.

 

[Bald Incel]

Whoever this "johnny" is, no one cares about his existence enough to hate him. He is simply permanently invisible.

Lol. You guys are making me laugh.

So.....the teachers simply know that one person is missing.

Nobody knows who johnny is.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Mogs me, no one would notice if I dissapeared.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Everybody says, nobody ever eats with that fucker. We hope he's dead.

kids really said this in the open?

 

[Nigger Burger]

Uggghh. Class Trips.

Nobody wants to sit with you on the bus.

Every meal is a nightmare.

......it'd be DAMN funny to bail out at some gas rest stop off the bus, where they sell maple logs.

"Where's johnny"? They ask. "Who ate lunch with him"?

Everybody says, nobody ever eats with that fucker. We hope he's dead.

They search for hours. Days. Years. It's on tv. The bus goes back to your school and the class trip is canceled.

Meanwhile, you are hitchhiking your way to california.

Thirty years there's still not one trace of you. They've named a big rock in your name.

Your face appears on forensic Files. People think, nobody would abduct an ugly fucker!

.....then, 30 years later you show up at that exact rest stop and claim you were living with a pack of wolves

I remember when I was kid and I was the only one with a free seat on the bus, and there was a girl who came last and had to sit near me and she started crying to my teacher

 

[Deleted member 28148]

Trucel Trait: they wouldn't even notice you weren't on the bus to ask where's johnny. At most you might get an hr of cops (no friends or family JFL) looking for you. And half-assed at that.

this x100

 

[radishman]

I remember when I was kid and I was the only one with a free seat on the bus, and there was a girl who came last and had to sit near me and she started crying to my teacher

Based.

Nobody ever wanted to scoot over for me. Remember it got so bad I had to sit in the back with the niggers.

 

[AnonAutist]

Uggghh. Class Trips.

Nobody wants to sit with you on the bus.

Every meal is a nightmare.

......it'd be DAMN funny to bail out at some gas rest stop off the bus, where they sell maple logs.

"Where's johnny"? They ask. "Who ate lunch with him"?

Everybody says, nobody ever eats with that fucker. We hope he's dead.

They search for hours. Days. Years. It's on tv. The bus goes back to your school and the class trip is canceled.

Meanwhile, you are hitchhiking your way to california.

Thirty years there's still not one trace of you. They've named a big rock in your name.

Your face appears on forensic Files. People think, nobody would abduct an ugly fucker!

.....then, 30 years later you show up at that exact rest stop and claim you were living with a pack of wolves

Are you a mind reader? I dreamed about doing this, always pussied out though, told myself to do the 'sensible' thing and just cuck and go along with the proceedings. 'Things will get better once I graduate. They'll improve.' JFL no they don't.

 

[Beta_Le_Pew]

It would be pathetic rock that people will piss on.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

ngl i wish i was making this up
in 4th grade we had a class field trip to our state capitol. My mom was a chaperone. During lunch the adults sat with the adults and the kids sat with the kids. Everyone had a group. Cept me. I was sitting alone. My mom came to sit near me and asked maybe the other kids arent sitting with me because my mom is here? I told her no that i usually eat alone even in the cafeteria. She was shocked because when i told her i eat by myself she thought i was kidding. We had sack lunches with warm ham and cheese For lunch. She decided to get food at a nearby food stand. She then bribed two other boys with food to sit with us (4 to a table) and they happily agreed. Even then it was mostly them talking to my mom and telling her how cool she was

ngl i have/or my mom has the photo somewhere of me and her and 2 boys eating at the capitol. I didnt even fucking know them. She sometimes will reminesce about our trip that one time and claim “oh remember that time we ate with your friends?” LOL my friends my ass you fucking sleazy bitch

 

[Emba]

I like maple logs!

 

[Bald Incel]

Are you a mind reader? I dreamed about doing this, always pussied out though, told myself to do the 'sensible' thing and just cuck and go along with the proceedings. 'Things will get better once I graduate. They'll improve.' JFL no they don't.

Lol. Yeah. The problem is this school. Il be popular once I leave

 

[AnonAutist]

Lol. Yeah. The problem is this school. Il be popular once I leave

Perhaps the greatest cope of all. False hope.

 

[Ellviss]

Mogs me, no one would notice if I dissapeared.