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[Chefmaxxing] How to make an omelette like I do (EZ AND TASTY)

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Sounds like a lot of you guys are suffering in squalor and eat like hobos. Hopefully this should add a nice and ez breakfast meal to all your repertoires.

Ingredients:
  • 2-3 eggs depending on how hungry you are
  • Something to put in it (Usually a pepper or mushrooms in my case, I also like onions but I know a lot of you guys hate em). Any amount works its whatever you’d want in there
  • A bag of mixed shredded cheese
  • A bit of butter for the skillet, I’d go like a tablespoon​
1) Crack the eggs in a bowl and whisk em till it looks kinda like yellow eggy goop

2) Put the butter on your skillet, heat it to like just above the lowest possible, and tilt skillet to spread butter around it

3) Cut all the stuff you’re putting in if you need any, you’ll usually have to do this

4) Put the stuff that needs to be sautéed first in. Usually I’d prioritize stuff that tastes like shit raw like onions first, although peppers early doesnt hurt either. Just sizzle em a bit. If it isnt sizzling turn it up a bit. If its smoking turn it down

5) Add the egg to it

6) Use a wooden spoon to drag the cooked parts of the egg inwards for a while, and leave the liquidy-er bits to be on the outside of the skillet

7) After a bit, flip it. This step can be tricky cuz its still a bit liquidy. I’d maybe get another spatula to help with this if its tricky for you

8) Add the cheese on top at your discretion

9) Put a cover on the skillet to melt the cheese faster

10) Open it up after a bit and flip it again

11) Put it on ur plate (flip it again for style points)

Enjoy ur tasty breakfast boyos :feelsokman:

Sounds a bit complicated when u read but its not really hard to do tbh you get the hang of it
 
nah bro you need to get 6 eggs, peanut butter, whey protein, tuna and a dollop of solidified soy.
Mix em all together. Layer the pan with extra virgin oil and spinach juice.
Fry until it looks edible and enjoy.
 
I just put mini pizzas in the oven
 
nah bro you need to get 6 eggs, peanut butter, whey protein, tuna and a dollop of solidified soy.
Mix em all together. Layer the pan with extra virgin oil and spinach juice.
Fry until it looks edible and enjoy.
Sounds disgusting. :feelswhat:
 
I wish I knew how to cook lol I can barely do eggs on my own
 
thanks for the recipe, chefcel :feelsokman:
will try to replicate
omelette au fromage
 
nah bro you need to get 6 eggs, peanut butter, whey protein, tuna and a dollop of solidified soy.
Mix em all together. Layer the pan with extra virgin oil and spinach juice.
Fry until it looks edible and enjoy.
Bro ngl that sounds like something I’d make as a prank to make my little brother puke jfl :feelskek:
thanks for the recipe, chefcel :feelsokman:
will try to replicate
omelette au fromage
:feelsautistic:
 
Don’t like omelettes
 
cool, ill look back at this thread when i want to make one
 
Chefmaxxing is good cope, I'm aiming to make homemade udon noodles
 
Nice man i will take it in mind
 
No qt gf to make this for me :feelsrope:
 

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