It's Over cant think of anything to write in my OLD bio

[oliverbarefoot]

my brain has been deep fried by years of isolation, i cant even think of one fucking sentence to write in my tinder/bumble bio
no wonder i never get any matches
fuck i am looking to date not write a good damn essay
why is "profile prompts" even a thing ffs

 

[oliverbarefoot]

as if online dating isnt embarassing enough.
now you are required to write a 2000 word essay on why someone should give you even a second of their day

just because i suck at creative writing , i am destined to be alone for the rest of my life
FUCK this planet