Serious Caloriemaxxing tips

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For the chronically skinny among us, what do you do to keep from wasting away?
Dry chia seeds are tiny and calorie-dense. I take a mouthful of them, swallow with water, and repeat. Can grind out a thousand calories or so without much effort. I've been drinking a lot of canned coconut milk recently too, if you drink 2 cans a day it is +1400 calories, and it goes down quite easily. 2 cans cost about $6, so not too bad.

Protein powder is endlessly recommended for those looking to gain weight, but I see it as a waste. Not only is it slow to consume, but each serving is only 150 calories or so. There are easier ways to pack on pounds

 

[Animecel2D]

Burger

 

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Burger

Time-consuming to make at home, expensive to eat out with

 

[Animecel2D]

Time-consuming to make at home, expensive to eat out with

Pizza and beer

 

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Pizza and beer

Good combo, hopefully mushroom pizza and an IPA

 

[Sir Silentium]

I am also a chronic skinnycel.
I would give advice, but clearly that advice hasn't helped me.

For the last year or so I have been drinking about a litre or so of milk per day. And trying to eat as much as possible in general.
Peanut butter was also another I tried, but stopped because of the high amounts of seed oils that would burn my skin.

 

[Sir Silentium]

But I keep forgetting to eat.

My brother has the reversed problem, he is fat and can't stop eating.

 

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I am also a chronic skinnycel.
I would give advice, but clearly that advice hasn't helped me.

For the last year or so I have been drinking about a litre or so of milk per day. And trying to eat as much as possible in general.
Peanut butter was also another I tried, but stopped because of the high amounts of seed oils that would burn my skin.

Yea, milk is kinda the go-to as far as weight-gain. Unfortunately despite being scandinavia lvl pale I am lactose intolerant, so coconut milk is the only option unless I feel like waging chemical warfare against everyone within a mile

 

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But I keep forgetting to eat.

My brother has the reversed problem, he is fat and can't stop eating.

It is definitely better to be too skinny than too fat, but that doesn't mean that having the body type of a skyrim skeleton can't be mentally taxing

 

[Sir Silentium]

It is definitely better to be too skinny than too fat, but that doesn't mean that having the body type of a skyrim skeleton can't be mentally taxing

Yes, if I had a choice between skinny and fat, it would to be skinny any day.

But recently I have gotten too skinny, to the point where my watch which once fitted perfectly, I can now wrote 360 degrees around my wrist.

 

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But recently I have gotten too skinny, to the point where my watch which once fitted perfectly, I can now wrote 360 degrees around my wrist.

Brutal. I judge how skinny I am with how far up the other arm I can touch my thumb and pointer finger in a loop.
Being skinnycel will absolutely hurt your chances of getting laid too, anyone under 21 bmi is invisible to foids

 

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Peanut butter was also another I tried, but stopped because of the high amounts of seed oils that would burn my skin.

Peanut butter is comfy fs. Just gotta watch the omega 6.

 

[Sir Silentium]

Brutal. I judge how skinny I am with how far up the other arm I can touch my thumb and pointer finger in a loop.
Being skinnycel will absolutely hurt your chances of getting laid too, anyone under 21 bmi is invisible to foids

Me too! Except I do it with my middle finger.
Soon I will be able to go halfway up.

 

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Me too! Except I do it with my middle finger.
Soon I will be able to go halfway up.

You're trying to increase it? Are you anorexiamaxxing lol

 

[Sir Silentium]

You're trying to increase it? Are you anorexiamaxxing lol

Haha I'm trying to gain more mass, but I've kind of given up now.

 

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Haha I'm trying to gain more mass, but I've kind of given up now.

just slam coconut milk bro

 

[Sir Silentium]

just slam coconut milk bro

I already eat until I feel sick, can't be bothered anymore. Plus when I do gain mass, nothing is going to change for me.
Eh I've given up on pretty much everything now, but having said that maybe the coconut milk will be the last grind to the top kek

 

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I already eat until I feel sick, can't be bothered anymore. Plus when I do gain mass, nothing is going to change for me.
Eh I've given up on pretty much everything now, but having said that maybe the coconut milk will be the last grind to the top kek

I've drank 2 today, ez 1400 calories just gotta eat like 1 meals worth of calories on top of that and you're set

 

[Sir Silentium]

I've drank 2 today, ez 1400 calories just gotta eat like 1 meals worth of calories on top of that and you're set

And i'll continue to not leave the bed to save burning off calories.

 

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And i'll continue to not leave the bed to save burning off calories.

 

[Wolnir]

That doesn't work, you've got to build muscle. I tried bulking as a skinny framecel and I just ended up with a bloated stomach and bitch tits with skinny arms and legs.

 

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That doesn't work, you've got to build muscle. I tried bulking as a skinny framecel and I just ended up with a bloated stomach and bitch tits with skinny arms and legs.

Brutal

 

[prunejuize]

doesnt matter how much i eat i always forget about dinner and its why im still anorexic

 

[rxkrd72]

I am also a chronic skinnycel.
I would give advice, but clearly that advice hasn't helped me.

For the last year or so I have been drinking about a litre or so of milk per day. And trying to eat as much as possible in general.
Peanut butter was also another I tried, but stopped because of the high amounts of seed oils that would burn my skin.

seed oils arent the cause of ur skin burning , seed oils have essential fatty acids and if u still believe in the anti seed oil slop thats spreading among instagram influencers idk what to say to u

 

[rapetorturekill]

A lot of eggs and meats like chicken or steaks.

 

[rapetorturekill]

seed oils arent the cause of ur skin burning , seed oils have essential fatty acids and if u still believe in the anti seed oil slop thats spreading among instagram influencers idk what to say to u

No need for seed oils

 

[TheGuitar]

 

[TheGuitar]

I hate oats

 

[nully]

it's impossible, food is disgusting

 

[rxkrd72]

No need for seed oils

they are cheap and a great source of vit E and polyunsaturated fatty acids which are essential and beneficial so

 

[Sir Silentium]

seed oils arent the cause of ur skin burning , seed oils have essential fatty acids and if u still believe in the anti seed oil slop thats spreading among instagram influencers idk what to say to u

I disagree, my father and I never get sunburnt, but after we started eating these chips every other night - the inflammation would be long lasting.

 

[rxkrd72]

I disagree, my father and I never get sunburnt, but after we started eating these chips every other night - the inflammation would be long lasting.

inflammation is a strong word here brother , also there is no correlation between seed oil consumption and getting charred by the sun it could be something else because the idea behind saying seed oils causing inflammation is that the seed oil you eat ends up making up the membrane of your cells which makes it fragile but if you eat saturated fats it will make it strong which is fucking absurd cause if you have taken even a small biochem course yk the shit is js straight up bs